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4/14/2008 9:47:45 AM EDT
If you owe taxes, but can't pay, how does the IRS typically handle that?
4/14/2008 9:49:32 AM EDT
[#1]
They shoot your dog then rape your wife, then throw you in prison.

4/14/2008 9:50:13 AM EDT
[#2]
Work camps.
4/14/2008 9:51:21 AM EDT
[#3]
You can request a payment plan. Form 9465 - Installment Agreement

ETA - Correct form.  Form 9465
4/14/2008 9:52:37 AM EDT
[#4]
Charge you 1% per month up to 25% of the total liability.
4/14/2008 9:52:37 AM EDT
[#5]
they keep charging you MORE fees - until they have to take off their shoes to count all the extra decimal places....

then they start garnishing your wages.  The government - or its agents - ALWAYS win.  But by the time they start forcibly taking your income, it's probably 10 years and 10 times what the original debt was in the first place.

You withhold too much, they fine you.  You withhold too little, they fine you.  File an extension?  They fine you.   File for a payment plan?  You bet, but only after we charge you a service fee.  You can't pay the fees?  They garnish your wages, repo your belongings...  and shoot your dog while serving the notice.  
4/14/2008 9:54:30 AM EDT
[#6]

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they keep charging you MORE fees - until they have to take off their shoes to count all the extra decimal places....

then they start garnishing your wages.  The government - or its agents - ALWAYS win.  But by the time they start forcibly taking your income, it's probably 10 years and 10 times what the original debt was in the first place.

You withhold too much, they fine you.  You withhold too little, they fine you.  File an extension?  They fine you.   File for a payment plan?  You bet, but only after we charge you a service fee.  You can't pay the fees?  They garnish your wages, repo your belongings...  and shoot your dog while serving the notice.  


but don't worry, because america is a free country.  


used to be anyway.
4/14/2008 10:04:21 AM EDT
[#7]
and it is not discharged in bankruptcy's.  At some point they will also levy your bank account, and try to take possession of any assets not protected by state law (and probably some that are...)
4/14/2008 10:07:28 AM EDT
[#8]
I hear they take all your guns and sell them in the EE.  And if you say you don't have any, they can go on the internet and find out what firearms related sites you visit and post dinner pics on.

4/14/2008 10:09:07 AM EDT
[#9]

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You withhold too much, they fine you.    


Srlsly?  I narrowly dodged the penalty for withholding too much (well, technically it was not making enough estimated advance tax payments) but why would they fine you for withholding too much?  Isn't that like a bigger (interest-free) loan to Uncle Sam?