Posted: 12/12/2008 9:03:46 PM EDT
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I've tried to watch this movie several times, and it's total lack of "funny" has kept me from seeing more than the first half-hour or so. This time is proving to be no different. Pretty much all the people I know who don't find this movie funny are liberals. You don't have any strange puncture wounds on your neck do you? Have you eaten any strange brownies? |
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“I was nineteen years old when the musical Cats came to our town. I couldn't wait to see it. After the show I was asked if I wanted to go meet some of the performers backstage. Man, I was thrilled. But when I got back there, they were drunk and out of control. Rumpus Cat and Macavity kept feeling up my leg. I tried to leave, but, Rumpleteazer held me down, and... I was raped by Mr. Mistoffelees.”
When I first saw this with my friends I was the only one giving that one more than a light chuckle. In fact I was laughing my ass off. Probably because I was the only one who saw the play (not my idea I promise). |
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I saw it in the theater. During the back alley barfing scene I was laughing so hard I thought I was going to have a stroke or heart attack. I don’t know why, but for some reason the part that always has me laughing the most is when Gary gets kicked out of the bar and is drunkenly looking for Lisa in the back alley and the lady from the window yells “you gave up on life, didn’t you!” |
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"I think he's saying "Kiss me! Kiss me!"....." |
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"I think he's saying "Kiss me! Kiss me!"....." "Smart-ass mother fucker". 
Ironically, I just got done watching it on DVD at my friend's house. I agree, the only people I know who don't like this movie are liberals. I love this movie! |
