Posted: 2/9/2013 8:06:52 PM EDT
This is the scariest movie I have ever seen.
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Mans worst nightmare.
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This is the scariest movie I have ever seen.
LOL I was thinking about that movie just the other day.  I enjoyed bringing up the subject in psychology class (human sexuality). Lotsa laffs.
Everytime as much as a finger goes there, I'm gonna think of that movie! 
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Is that the one where they were in a cave having sex and the girl had teeth in her vagoo that bit the guys tallywhacker off?WORST MOVIE EVER. Only one of the things she bit off...I'm wearing a cup after watching it.  I shut it off after the cave scene.
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Is that the one where they were in a cave having sex and the girl had teeth in her vagoo that bit the guys tallywhacker off?WORST MOVIE EVER. Only one of the things she bit off...I'm wearing a cup after watching it. I shut it off after the cave scene. You were smart... |
| Movies like that don't scare me- just stay away from her vagina and you won't get bit. It's really that easy. Like those stupid ghost movies, just leave the damn house and you won't get scared. Or chainsaw movies, he's got a chainsaw and a bum leg, just run and you won't get cut. |
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Quoted: Movies like that don't scare me- just stay away from her vagina and you won't get bit. It's really that easy. Like those stupid ghost movies, just leave the damn house and you won't get scared. Or chainsaw movies, he's got a chainsaw and a bum leg, just run and you won't get cut. There's the rub. Dudes run from dudes with chainsaws, but run full speed toward a vagina. CHOMP! |
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Oh fuck this is the one with the bitch who has a shark toothed vagina isn't it??? http://gifsoup.com/webroot/animatedgifs3/4417662_o.gif Yup, had me holding my junk after the first chomp 
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It was written and directed by a flaming gay guy. What would Freud say? Freud would say SIHPAPP. It was funny but messed up. One of my friends saw it a few months ago and said it was stupid-funny. I'll watch it as soon as I find it on cable movie channels. I just find it kinda interdasting that a movie about how regular heterosexual sex leads to death and disfigurement was written/directed by a gay dude. |
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Aww fuck I had repressed that shit, and now you brought it back. And now you'll never watch Return of the Jedi the same way again http://troglopundit.files.wordpress.com/2012/12/sarlacc.jpg Wow, and now that movie is ruined for me |