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[ARCHIVED THREAD] - Temporary insanity?

Posted: 6/9/2007 12:36:30 PM EDT

Just as she was leaving to go to the store,I asked my wife to pick up a case of MGD.

Well, she just got home and as I was unloading the car I see a case of Miller High Life. Oh, shit...

"Honey, this isn't what I asked for."

"I know, but it was on sale."

So, if I strangle her, do ya think a temporary insanity defense will work?

Posted: 6/9/2007 12:38:02 PM EDT

[#1]

My wife usually 'forgets' to get me beer when I ask.

Posted: 6/9/2007 12:38:42 PM EDT

[#2]

Justifiable Homocide maybe?

Posted: 6/9/2007 12:39:35 PM EDT

[#3]

Just give her a smootch and say "thank you honey!"

Bless their hearts, they dont know any better.

Plus she just gave you an excuse to possess TWO cases of beer this weekend!

Posted: 6/9/2007 12:41:03 PM EDT

[#4]

She did right. Miller is Miller is Miller. It's all swill.

Posted: 6/9/2007 12:42:04 PM EDT

[#5]

Quoted:
My wife usually 'forgets' to get me beer when I ask.

Yours too?

Funny, that. She has an incredible memory otherwise.

Posted: 6/9/2007 12:42:40 PM EDT

[#6]

My trouble is my wife drinks all of my beer.

Posted: 6/9/2007 12:43:37 PM EDT

[#7]

She did that on purpose because you're an Airforce puke.

Posted: 6/9/2007 1:10:29 PM EDT

[#8]

Quoted:
She did that on purpose because you're an Airforce puke.

Hey I take exception to us Air Force pukes being called that!

Just go to the Class-6 and get some Franziskaner!

Posted: 6/9/2007 1:49:14 PM EDT

[#9]

Quoted:

Quoted:
She did that on purpose because you're an Airforce puke.

Hey I take exception to us Air Force pukes being called that!

Just go to the Class-6 and get some Franziskaner!

I would, but the nearest Class 6 is 3.5 hours away from home!

Posted: 6/9/2007 1:51:00 PM EDT

[#10]

Just say: "she was comin' right at me."

Be sure to wear pink crocs.

[ARCHIVED THREAD] - Temporary insanity?