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6/3/2014 6:41:47 PM EDT
They have security now.  I know someone who is on the Maersk Alabama now.  He is a contractor, and is most definitely armed.
6/3/2014 6:42:27 PM EDT
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wut?
6/3/2014 6:43:20 PM EDT
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Purple is the smell you're listening for.




6/3/2014 6:45:35 PM EDT
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Look - I'm not going to stand outside this thread all night waiting for everyone else.

Open the damn door.

6/3/2014 6:46:34 PM EDT
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Cool
6/3/2014 6:48:26 PM EDT
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i just had sex
6/3/2014 6:49:42 PM EDT
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I have a pimple on my butt

6/3/2014 6:52:15 PM EDT
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Quote because that's a rule now....always quote the OP before possible fuckery occurs.
6/3/2014 6:56:14 PM EDT
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Quote because that's a rule now....always quote the OP before possible fuckery occurs.

I think you're too late.
6/3/2014 6:57:43 PM EDT
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I read somewhere that the similarity of distance to  relevance in a subsequent sentence had some bearing on the apparent disproportion of the disturbance of the surrounding forcefield of evil, yet I paid it no mind.

That which is mine shall be mine with no outside influence, and the world shall become as one regardless of all influences.

ok
6/3/2014 6:58:01 PM EDT
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On a scale of 1-10. What is your favorite color in the alphabet?
6/3/2014 6:59:21 PM EDT
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With a real person?
6/3/2014 7:01:55 PM EDT
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OP:
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not yet
6/3/2014 7:07:27 PM EDT
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Possum, of course.
6/3/2014 7:08:46 PM EDT
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I think you're too late.

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I think you're too late.





 
This.  It was like that when we got here.
6/3/2014 7:12:13 PM EDT
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At least it's not a thread about; gays, pot, OC, cops, or pit bulls.
6/3/2014 7:13:19 PM EDT
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My left sock can talk.
6/3/2014 7:14:32 PM EDT
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Five cans of corn, not a garden makes. Uncle Billy got new underwear. The goats are in the Cadillac and all is fine in Washburn.



 
6/3/2014 7:16:47 PM EDT
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Either OP is tactical as fuck or having a stroke.  I don't know yet.
6/3/2014 7:18:44 PM EDT
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Lulz
6/3/2014 7:19:39 PM EDT
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6/3/2014 7:33:05 PM EDT
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It could be a TIA, are you an M.D.?
eta forgot the smiley.
6/3/2014 7:37:17 PM EDT
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Is this some secret code you are sending to Bergdahl.  
6/3/2014 7:39:06 PM EDT
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I have an nice little doggie at home.

6/3/2014 7:39:28 PM EDT
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Googly moogly
6/3/2014 7:41:44 PM EDT
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6/3/2014 7:42:41 PM EDT
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word
6/3/2014 7:44:41 PM EDT
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lQlIhraqL7o


He's on a boat. Well, not actually him.

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6/3/2014 7:44:55 PM EDT
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Not the goats again...didn't I ask you to leave the goddamn goats at home this time?
6/3/2014 7:47:40 PM EDT
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If this aint the Ambien Walrus at work, OP is fucking weird.
6/3/2014 7:50:59 PM EDT
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I hear it's amazing when the famous purple stuffed worm in flapjaw space with the tuning fork does a raw blink on Hara-kari Rock!

I need scissors! 61!