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Whamo Team Member Joined Jul 2008 Posts 9506 EE 100% (6) NJ, USA	Posted: 11/7/2022 11:11:04 PM EDT [#1]
	"Civilized men are more discourteous than savages because they know they can be impolite without having their skulls split, as a general thing." Robert E. Howard

shocktrp Let's go Brandon Joined Jan 2004 Posts 38245 EE 100% (1) NY, USA	Posted: 11/7/2022 11:45:55 PM EDT [#2] Attached File Attached File Attached File Attached File Attached File
	There will always be an 82d Airborne Division because it lives in the hearts of men and somewhere young men will dare the challenge to "stand up and hook up" and know that moment of pride and strength which is its reward

shocktrp Let's go Brandon Joined Jan 2004 Posts 38246 EE 100% (1) NY, USA	Posted: 11/7/2022 11:46:17 PM EDT [#3] Attached File Attached File
	There will always be an 82d Airborne Division because it lives in the hearts of men and somewhere young men will dare the challenge to "stand up and hook up" and know that moment of pride and strength which is its reward

DrywellDweller Member Joined Mar 2016 Posts 5735 EE 100% (107) NJ, USA	Posted: 11/7/2022 11:56:44 PM EDT [#4] Attached File

sizzlin_bacon

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Posted: 11/8/2022 3:08:22 AM EDT

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Originally Posted By Pallas:

What is sad about that is that the cops have lost control, the people aren't attacking them, yet they continue to pepper spray the people walking by.

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Originally Posted By Pallas:

Originally Posted By Tucoshovels:

Here you go, friend.

What is sad about that is that the cops have lost control, the people aren't attacking them, yet they continue to pepper spray the people walking by.

I would never endorse violence against law enforcement, but I'd understand it in these circumstances.

Evidently, this was the top review for Resident Evil (2022) and was pulled from iMDB for too much...truth.

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If'n hillbillies was a wantin to terrerize ye, we'd just fuck all yer wimminz an drank all yer beer while ye was a'workin.-Hillbilly69

HellSpork Joined Mar 2009 Posts 963 EE 100% (2) PA, USA	Posted: 11/8/2022 11:21:00 AM EDT [#6] Quote History Originally Posted By sizzlin_bacon: https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/374912/Fill-your-boots-lads_jpg-2592034.JPG View Quote "Loves receiving flowers." Translation: sends herself flowers every year on Valentine's day.

Nexttime

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Posted: 11/8/2022 2:30:51 PM EDT

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Dear Sub-Human Filth,

I'm appealing to all of you stupid idiots to vote Democrat in 2022. That is if you have the basic education enough to read a ballot, anyway. I understand the majority of you racist rednecks can't even read this post, though. But those who can, please pass my message on to the rest of your inbred family.

We Democrats are morally, culturally and intellectually superior to you in every way. I will qualify myself by noting that I have a Liberal Arts degree from a college, which you obviously have never been to, if you even know what one is. I also have a black friend. I have been told by several professors that everything you hold dear is terrible. Therefore you, personally, are also terrible.

I don't know you, but I know that you're racist. I also know that you hate gay people and still get scared during lightning storms.

The religion which you hold closely, greatly believe in, and which brings you comfort -- you are wrong because I'm smarter than you and I'm telling you so. It is one of the many reasons why you are stupid and I'm better than you.

You see, us Democrats want a system which helps everyone in the world. Our system is designed around love and kindness to everyone. If you don't agree, I hate you.

It's not too late to change. If you knew your history, which of course you don't, you'll remember a time in America when Indians were dragged away from their homes and forced to assimilate into white society. Well, we want to change that kind of behaviour (sorry for my spelling, as I'm not from your country) by making sure you go to college and have a small apartment in a big, busy coastal city, where you belong. That will help you rid yourselves of your backward, incorrect culture and way of thinking. We'll do everything we can to make sure you agree with us and say all the right things and not be brainwashed against thinking the same way we do.

All of you stupid, backward, redneck, racist, homophobic, uneducated yokels need to realize we're trying to build a classless society where we all get to live in harmony with each other, where we're all equal. If you only understood that you wouldn't be so much worse of a person than I am.

So please vote Democrat.

Help me help you, you worthless racist motherfuckers.

Officer, I know this looks like a 3d printer, but it totally isn't.....

DrywellDweller Member Joined Mar 2016 Posts 5736 EE 100% (107) NJ, USA	Posted: 11/8/2022 3:03:13 PM EDT [#8] Attached File Attached File

FJB247 Member Joined Mar 2021 Posts 994 EE 100% (9) FL, USA	Posted: 11/8/2022 3:32:35 PM EDT [#9] Attached File

AllserviceBilliards Joined Feb 2006 Posts 11370 EE 100% (29) SC, USA	Posted: 11/8/2022 3:45:04 PM EDT [#10] Quote History Originally Posted By FJB247: https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/542426/eb276fe0e82b0f64_jpg-2592540.JPG View Quote Goddammit that is great.

Duramaximus Member Joined Jun 2021 Posts 2994 EE 0% (0) USA	Posted: 11/8/2022 4:00:59 PM EDT [#11]
	“There is no difference between communism and socialism, except in the means of achieving the same ultimate end: communism proposes to enslave men by force, socialism – by vote. It is merely the difference between murder and suicide.” - Ayn Rand

shocktrp Let's go Brandon Joined Jan 2004 Posts 38247 EE 100% (1) NY, USA	Posted: 11/8/2022 7:13:25 PM EDT [#12] Attached File Attached File Attached File Attached File Attached File
	There will always be an 82d Airborne Division because it lives in the hearts of men and somewhere young men will dare the challenge to "stand up and hook up" and know that moment of pride and strength which is its reward

shocktrp Let's go Brandon Joined Jan 2004 Posts 38248 EE 100% (1) NY, USA	Posted: 11/8/2022 7:14:18 PM EDT [#13] Attached File Attached File Attached File Attached File Attached File
	There will always be an 82d Airborne Division because it lives in the hearts of men and somewhere young men will dare the challenge to "stand up and hook up" and know that moment of pride and strength which is its reward

shocktrp Let's go Brandon Joined Jan 2004 Posts 38249 EE 100% (1) NY, USA	Posted: 11/8/2022 7:14:36 PM EDT [#14] Attached File
	There will always be an 82d Airborne Division because it lives in the hearts of men and somewhere young men will dare the challenge to "stand up and hook up" and know that moment of pride and strength which is its reward

Meerkatze Joined Jul 2022 Posts 176 EE 0% (0) DEU	Posted: 11/8/2022 8:30:28 PM EDT [Last Edit: Meerkatze] [#15] Garcetti is the worst mayor ever. Anyone who says the current system is working fine is clueless. When I was growing up in Turkey, we had better conditions than we have in LA now. Cops don't come, power goes out, no one cares. I'm so glad I voted for change. Cenk Uygur (@cenkuygur) November 8, 2022

Chris_in_TX Joined May 2001 Posts 9338 EE 0% (0) UT, USA	Posted: 11/8/2022 8:31:38 PM EDT [#16]

RandyMarsh Tegridy Joined Jan 2020 Posts 3303 EE 0% (0) PA, USA	Posted: 11/8/2022 8:31:54 PM EDT [#17] Attached File
	Oh I’m sorry, I thought this was America

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mPisi Asymptomatic Death Joined Jul 2001 Posts 8253 EE 100% (265) TX, USA	Posted: 11/8/2022 9:18:34 PM EDT [Last Edit: mPisi] [#20] Very good video, and rarely for this type of thing, an actual good sing reminiscent of '60s protest songs. "Jesus... What Happened To Us?" by Five Times August (YouTube Edit) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jjeceveczCc
	"And I never did get my lawnmower back!" - Bandit 6 "On the bright side, the money we saved by not going to Mars in the 1970s, we spent on welfare and public schools." - @MorlockP

DOG556 Joined Nov 2011 Posts 6992 EE 100% (19) USA	Posted: 11/8/2022 9:56:09 PM EDT [#21] Let’s Go!!!!

shocktrp Let's go Brandon Joined Jan 2004 Posts 38250 EE 100% (1) NY, USA	Posted: 11/8/2022 11:26:41 PM EDT [#22] Attached File Attached File Attached File Attached File Attached File
	There will always be an 82d Airborne Division because it lives in the hearts of men and somewhere young men will dare the challenge to "stand up and hook up" and know that moment of pride and strength which is its reward

shocktrp Let's go Brandon Joined Jan 2004 Posts 38251 EE 100% (1) NY, USA	Posted: 11/8/2022 11:27:58 PM EDT [#23] Attached File Attached File Attached File Attached File Attached File
	There will always be an 82d Airborne Division because it lives in the hearts of men and somewhere young men will dare the challenge to "stand up and hook up" and know that moment of pride and strength which is its reward

mPisi Asymptomatic Death Joined Jul 2001 Posts 8256 EE 100% (265) TX, USA	Posted: 11/9/2022 12:19:40 AM EDT [#24] A society that looks the other way regarding property crime is allowing a war to be waged on productive members of the society by the underclasses. The property of a shopkeeper, or a law-abiding worker, IS more important than the life of a thief. Fujiwara no Lev (@FujiwaraLev) November 7, 2022
	"And I never did get my lawnmower back!" - Bandit 6 "On the bright side, the money we saved by not going to Mars in the 1970s, we spent on welfare and public schools." - @MorlockP

waterglass FEEEELS GOOOOOD MAN!!!! Joined Oct 2012 Posts 67276 EE 0% (0) USA	Posted: 11/9/2022 4:21:19 AM EDT [Last Edit: waterglass] [#25]
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BB868 Joined Aug 2006 Posts 3788 EE 0% (0) MI, USA	Posted: 11/9/2022 8:03:20 AM EDT [#26] Yeah, I 'angerly' refused when asked if I wanted one on my way out.

Brundoggie ARFCOM Code Name: The Walrus Joined Dec 2005 Posts 15011 EE 100% (1) HI, USA	Posted: 11/9/2022 12:58:43 PM EDT [#27] Quote History Originally Posted By BB868: https://i.imgflip.com/702yfv.jpg Yeah, I 'angerly' refused when asked if I wanted one on my way out. View Quote Such a hero
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Enzo300

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Posted: 11/9/2022 1:13:54 PM EDT

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Originally Posted By waterglass:
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This bullshit is why Michigan is #1 for fraud.

S.O.S.'s own website taken at around 9am. Updates supposed to be every 10 minutes, last update at 7:30am, and Governors race was going to Tudor, yet FreeP and DetNews calling for Whitmer.
It never updated again. FMI

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"You go to a supermarket and you see a faggot behind the fuckin’ cash register, you don’t want him to handle your potatoes.” – Neil Young re: AIDS

DOG556 Joined Nov 2011 Posts 6993 EE 100% (19) USA	Posted: 11/9/2022 1:24:18 PM EDT [#29] Mooooore

DaGoose

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Posted: 11/9/2022 2:05:39 PM EDT

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"This may be the strangest election I've ever seen."

Steven Moore nailed it on Fox News. Despite 75% of voters saying country is on 'wrong track' and majority 'angry' about inflation/economy, not a single incumbent governor or senator gets flipped?

How does that happen? \uD83E\uDD14
Kyle Becker (@kylenabecker) November 9, 2022

So none of these Democrat incumbents lose a governor's seat or senate seat?

How does that happen with the most unpopular president in modern times going into a midterm election?

This just doesn't happen. At least, until 2020, it didn't.
Kyle Becker (@kylenabecker) November 9, 2022

usar_ds Member Joined Oct 2010 Posts 2253 EE 0% (0) WI, USA	Posted: 11/9/2022 2:55:33 PM EDT [Last Edit: DK-Prof] [#31] - little too far -
	Team Ranstad

Midyew5959 Joined Apr 2013 Posts 7671 EE 100% (4) MT, USA	Posted: 11/9/2022 2:59:44 PM EDT [#32] Quote History Originally Posted By AllserviceBilliards: Goddammit that is great. View Quote Fusion 360 go Brrrrrrrr

usar_ds Member Joined Oct 2010 Posts 2254 EE 0% (0) WI, USA	Posted: 11/9/2022 3:02:54 PM EDT [#33] Quote History Originally Posted By usar_ds: - little too far - View Quote Ok ok ok. Was kinda pushing it. But you have to admit they were pretty funny.
	Team Ranstad

elcope U.S. Army Warrant Officer, 920B & 915E, CW5 Joined Feb 2001 Posts 41579 EE 100% (5) MT, USA	Posted: 11/9/2022 3:55:56 PM EDT [#34] Quote History Originally Posted By usar_ds: Ok ok ok. Was kinda pushing it. But you have to admit they were pretty funny. View Quote Yes
	KF7WNX If you want a picture of the future, imagine Clownshoes stomping on a human face—for ever.

rb889 Joined Mar 2014 Posts 11883 EE 100% (8) VA, USA	Posted: 11/9/2022 4:11:15 PM EDT [#35] Quote History Originally Posted By elcope: Yes View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quote History Originally Posted By elcope: Originally Posted By usar_ds: Ok ok ok. Was kinda pushing it. But you have to admit they were pretty funny. Yes I just want a link if it was that spicy

FstFrd00 Member Joined May 2016 Posts 284 EE 0% (0) TX, USA	Posted: 11/9/2022 4:11:16 PM EDT [#36] Quote History Originally Posted By usar_ds: - little too far - View Quote I wanna see whats a little too far

TxRabbitBane Fishing > Work Joined Feb 2005 Posts 53877 EE 0% (0) TX, USA	Posted: 11/9/2022 4:13:24 PM EDT [#37] Quote History Originally Posted By usar_ds: - little too far - View Quote Curiosity aroused…
	Not fly enough to be halal....

baxt3r Fat basement dweller Joined Nov 2007 Posts 8094 EE 100% (9) NC, USA	Posted: 11/9/2022 4:41:04 PM EDT [#38] Quote History Originally Posted By TxRabbitBane: Curiosity aroused… View Quote You've got my curiosity as well.
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green_bullet

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Posted: 11/9/2022 4:47:33 PM EDT

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Originally Posted By HellSpork:

"Loves receiving flowers."

Translation: sends herself flowers every year on Valentine's day.

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Originally Posted By sizzlin_bacon:
https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/374912/Fill-your-boots-lads_jpg-2592034.JPG

"Loves receiving flowers."

Translation: sends herself flowers every year on Valentine's day.

Prostitute. Old CL term (roses/flowers = dollars)

InsaneRusher Joined May 2009 Posts 1484 EE 0% (0) IN, USA	Posted: 11/9/2022 5:03:03 PM EDT [#40] Quote History Originally Posted By usar_ds: - little too far - View Quote Attached File

skierbri10 Joined Apr 2009 Posts 3301 EE 0% (0) CO, USA	Posted: 11/9/2022 5:27:16 PM EDT [#41] Quote History Originally Posted By baxt3r: You've got my curiosity as well. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quote History Originally Posted By baxt3r: Originally Posted By TxRabbitBane: Curiosity aroused You've got my curiosity as well. Must have been a picture of a bridge

BB868

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Posted: 11/9/2022 6:01:13 PM EDT

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Originally Posted By Brundoggie:

Such a hero

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Originally Posted By BB868:
https://i.imgflip.com/702yfv.jpg

Yeah, I 'angerly' refused when asked if I wanted one on my way out.

Such a hero

You're welcome

See the post below yours as to why I would do that.

brachiosaur Member Joined Aug 2020 Posts 8069 EE 100% (5) IN, USA	Posted: 11/9/2022 7:11:23 PM EDT [#43] The Hodge twins had these in their Beta loses thread. Attached File "Not today Satan"! 🤣 Attached File
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	Oh I’m sorry, I thought this was America

migradog Retired and spending Millennial/Zoomer money Joined Dec 2003 Posts 14592 EE 100% (412) ID, USA	Posted: 11/9/2022 10:25:19 PM EDT [#48]
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usp45 Joined Apr 2001 Posts 1415 EE 0% (0) WA, USA	Posted: 11/9/2022 10:49:12 PM EDT [#49] Quote History Originally Posted By rb889: I just want a link if it was that spicy View Quote me to

Pesty

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Posted: 11/9/2022 11:19:03 PM EDT

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Originally Posted By DaGoose:

"This may be the strangest election I've ever seen."

Steven Moore nailed it on Fox News. Despite 75% of voters saying country is on 'wrong track' and majority 'angry' about inflation/economy, not a single incumbent governor or senator gets flipped?

How does that happen? \uD83E\uDD14
Kyle Becker (@kylenabecker) November 9, 2022

So none of these Democrat incumbents lose a governor's seat or senate seat?

How does that happen with the most unpopular president in modern times going into a midterm election?

This just doesn't happen. At least, until 2020, it didn't.
Kyle Becker (@kylenabecker) November 9, 2022

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It’s an enigma to be sure

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You don't learn to fight, your death's going to come real soon.

Then how come he's dead? He wanted it that way.