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Link Posted: 5/23/2022 10:49:53 AM EDT
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I was shooting for beach bod but somehow achieved dad bod instead.
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Path of least resistance.
Link Posted: 5/23/2022 10:51:50 AM EDT
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Computers are down at work
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Slutty computers go down often.
Link Posted: 5/23/2022 10:51:55 AM EDT
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Leave work at 2, drop off paperwork for tomorrows doc visit, go home and start the cleanse
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What's the plan today, boyos?

Leave work at 2, drop off paperwork for tomorrows doc visit, go home and start the cleanse

Prune juice and laxatives!
Link Posted: 5/23/2022 10:52:05 AM EDT
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Working on cup #2 of caffeine.
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#3 working here

Fuck this liquid diet. I WANT FOOD!!!!!
Link Posted: 5/23/2022 10:52:55 AM EDT
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Cool. Wife has the rice rabies. That means I have it now too. I guess the fact that I feel like shit means it's working.

Oh, and apparently my roof was leaking last night. That's fine.
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Don't worry, there are dozens of uselessboosters planned for the next forever years.
Link Posted: 5/23/2022 10:53:41 AM EDT
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Weigh yourself before and after you shit your brains out
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#3 working here

Fuck this liquid diet. I WANT FOOD!!!!!
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Working on cup #2 of caffeine.

#3 working here

Fuck this liquid diet. I WANT FOOD!!!!!

Liquid diet? Peppering your angus?
Link Posted: 5/23/2022 10:54:54 AM EDT
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#3 working here

Fuck this liquid diet. I WANT FOOD!!!!!
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I think we should all lovingly describe our lunches so AJ can live vicariously through our culinary experiences.
Link Posted: 5/23/2022 10:56:35 AM EDT
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Goth flapjacks?
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I want pancakes now

Goth flapjacks?
Super dark syrup.
Link Posted: 5/23/2022 10:57:48 AM EDT
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I'll even take emo waffles.
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cold thin crust pizza
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This looks like a delicious burger.


Link Posted: 5/23/2022 11:00:45 AM EDT
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Maybe some BBQ.


Link Posted: 5/23/2022 11:00:53 AM EDT
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I think we should all lovingly describe our lunches so AJ can live vicariously through our culinary experiences.
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#3 working here

Fuck this liquid diet. I WANT FOOD!!!!!
I think we should all lovingly describe our lunches so AJ can live vicariously through our culinary experiences.

So you're saying I should go get a tasty steak cooked medium-rare?
Link Posted: 5/23/2022 11:01:35 AM EDT
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I seem to have found a woman with almost universal appeal
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You have chosen…

Wisely
Link Posted: 5/23/2022 11:02:12 AM EDT
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And keep making the posts
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Twerking on it
Link Posted: 5/23/2022 11:03:02 AM EDT
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Lube and Corky make the posts.

Making all the posts

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Hit that submit button, Citizen
Link Posted: 5/23/2022 11:03:49 AM EDT
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No one hurt.
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Flare got hit by an 18 wheeler on the way to the jobsite this morning.

Fuck you, Monday.



Is everyone OK?

No one hurt.

Good

Shit can get replaced. People can’t be
Link Posted: 5/23/2022 11:04:16 AM EDT
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I was shooting for beach bod but somehow achieved dad bod instead.
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Dad bid helps you float in the ocean better
Link Posted: 5/23/2022 11:04:31 AM EDT
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YES
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Wood eat there
Link Posted: 5/23/2022 11:04:50 AM EDT
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So you're saying I should go get a tasty steak cooked medium-rare?
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Great idea!


Link Posted: 5/23/2022 11:05:47 AM EDT
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Coof and a leaky roof?

Oof.
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Cool. Wife has the rice rabies. That means I have it now too. I guess the fact that I feel like shit means it's working.

Oh, and apparently my roof was leaking last night. That's fine.

Coof and a leaky roof?

Oof.

What’s next?
Attachment Attached File
Link Posted: 5/23/2022 11:06:44 AM EDT
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Twerking on it
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And keep making the posts

Twerking on it

Just keep smashing that submit button like you'd smash that buxom redhead.
Link Posted: 5/23/2022 11:06:53 AM EDT
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Leaf lettuce on the bottom as God intended.
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Cool. Wife has the rice rabies. That means I have it now too. I guess the fact that I feel like shit means it's working.

Oh, and apparently my roof was leaking last night. That's fine.

Coof and a leaky roof?

Oof.

What’s next?
https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/380475/B8D5C8FD-26F4-402E-A0EB-ABC7B8DE6395_jpe-2394227.JPG

Actual Cannibal Shia LaBeouf?
Link Posted: 5/23/2022 11:09:07 AM EDT
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Cool. Wife has the rice rabies. That means I have it now too. I guess the fact that I feel like shit means it's working.

Oh, and apparently my roof was leaking last night. That's fine.

Coof and a leaky roof?

Oof.

What's next?
https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/380475/B8D5C8FD-26F4-402E-A0EB-ABC7B8DE6395_jpe-2394227.JPG

Depends on how you pronoun it.

Link Posted: 5/23/2022 11:12:25 AM EDT
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GIR is amazing.
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Why is there bacon in the soap?
Link Posted: 5/23/2022 11:12:34 AM EDT
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Depends on how you pronoun it.

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Cool. Wife has the rice rabies. That means I have it now too. I guess the fact that I feel like shit means it's working.

Oh, and apparently my roof was leaking last night. That's fine.

Coof and a leaky roof?

Oof.

What's next?
https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/380475/B8D5C8FD-26F4-402E-A0EB-ABC7B8DE6395_jpe-2394227.JPG

Depends on how you pronoun it.


He/his?
Link Posted: 5/23/2022 11:13:03 AM EDT
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<3
Link Posted: 5/23/2022 11:13:47 AM EDT
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Welp the gel shots I got in my knee back in January that were supposed to "buy me some time"  bought me about 3 1/2 months
hopefully a knee draining gets me some relief, looking like a fkn replacement is sooner than I thought
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This thread has quickly gotten off the tracks.
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This thread is the semi that got stuck in the tracks with the passenger train coming at us at 60mph
Link Posted: 5/23/2022 11:16:42 AM EDT
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Yay!  Almost as fluffy as AJ!
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Fine, more of my beach bod pics.

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Yay!  Almost as fluffy as AJ!

I have not yet begun to fluff
Link Posted: 5/23/2022 11:16:45 AM EDT
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He/his?
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Cool. Wife has the rice rabies. That means I have it now too. I guess the fact that I feel like shit means it's working.

Oh, and apparently my roof was leaking last night. That's fine.

Coof and a leaky roof?

Oof.

What's next?
https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/380475/B8D5C8FD-26F4-402E-A0EB-ABC7B8DE6395_jpe-2394227.JPG

Depends on how you pronoun it.


He/his?


Oops. Left off 2 letters. But did you assume their pronouns?
Link Posted: 5/23/2022 11:17:27 AM EDT
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Cool. Wife has the rice rabies. That means I have it now too. I guess the fact that I feel like shit means it's working.

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Time to quarantine
Link Posted: 5/23/2022 11:17:50 AM EDT
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Fat Chinese Buddha? Or skinny Thai Buddha?
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Working on the body of a god.


Buddha is a god


Fat Chinese Buddha? Or skinny Thai Buddha?

Chinese Buddha FTW
Link Posted: 5/23/2022 11:18:32 AM EDT
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Why is there bacon in the soap?
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I MADE IT MYSELF!
Link Posted: 5/23/2022 11:18:39 AM EDT
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I always thought Bacchus would be the approved patron god of 24-777.
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And Buddha isn't a god.
I always thought Bacchus would be the approved patron god of 24-777.

He’s the god of wine, but who’s the god of whine?
Link Posted: 5/23/2022 11:19:51 AM EDT
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Pot needles strike again
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Maybe from needles??

Pot needles strike again

Pot needles caused the leak in his roof

Fortunately, it never rains in CO so he has years to get it fixt
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I MADE IT MYSELF!
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Im going to sing the doom song now.
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Im going to sing the doom song now.
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Im going to sing the doom song now.

GIR was the best part of that show.
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Prune juice and laxatives!
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What's the plan today, boyos?

Leave work at 2, drop off paperwork for tomorrows doc visit, go home and start the cleanse

Prune juice and laxatives!

ALL THE LAXATIVES

From what I’m hearing, I’m going to be up most of the night

Link Posted: 5/23/2022 11:29:27 AM EDT
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Weigh yourself before and after you shit your brains out
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This will be done
Link Posted: 5/23/2022 11:37:17 AM EDT
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ALL THE LAXATIVES

From what I’m hearing, I’m going to be up most of the night

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What's the plan today, boyos?

Leave work at 2, drop off paperwork for tomorrows doc visit, go home and start the cleanse

Prune juice and laxatives!

ALL THE LAXATIVES

From what I’m hearing, I’m going to be up most of the night


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