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4/2/2011 1:54:41 PM EDT
So Demolition Man was on TV earlier, and I always wondered, how does the three seashell method work?  Just an unexplainable cultural tradition/phenomenon of the future, made to fuck w/ people watching the movie?  

AND this is not a P@@P thread!  Its a seashell thread.
4/2/2011 1:55:04 PM EDT
[#1]
you read my mind!
4/2/2011 1:57:33 PM EDT
[#2]
One to clean the chocolate starfish

One to scrape your hand

Last to scrape your fingernails.

Then rinse off in the commode....  
4/2/2011 1:57:45 PM EDT
[#3]
I really don't want to know.
4/2/2011 1:58:11 PM EDT
[#4]
I've always wondered that very thing as well. Demolition Man is a great movie, and vastly underrated. The jab at Taco Bell was awesome. But, the three seashells thing almost feels like a MacGuffin. Granted, it's not really needed to advance the plot, but it drives you crazy.



In Crocodile Dundee II, he doesn't know what a bidet is. At least you get the payoff when he shouts the answer while leaning out the window in NYC.



I predict that this will lead to an ongoing debate, similar to Ronin's case or Marcellus Wallace's case.
4/2/2011 2:00:06 PM EDT
[#5]
"HA! HA!  He doesn't know how to use the three seashells!"
4/2/2011 2:01:05 PM EDT
[#6]
No debate neccessary.  Instructions are available online. Probably NSFW.

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4/2/2011 2:01:23 PM EDT
[#7]
Poop thread
4/2/2011 2:03:36 PM EDT
[#8]
Quoted:
Poop thread


IBTL
4/2/2011 2:04:19 PM EDT
[#9]
Dupe



4/2/2011 2:10:53 PM EDT
[#10]
I wish I knew... It always bugged me.
4/2/2011 3:01:54 PM EDT
[#11]
I'm pretty sure that Captain Hook uses the three seashell method...