Posted: 9/20/2005 10:44:31 AM EDT
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Replace all Female Flight Attendants Replace all female flight attendants with good-lookin' strippers! What the hell? The attendants have gotten old and haggard-looking. They don't even serve food anymore, so what's the loss? The strippers would double, triple, perhaps quadruple the alcohol consumption and get a "party atmosphere" going in the cabin. Muslims would be afraid to get on the planes for fear of seeing naked women. Hijackings would come to a screeching halt and the airline industry would see record revenues. And, of course, every heterosexual businessman in this country would start flying again, hoping to see naked women. Why the hell didn't Bush think of this? Why do I still have to do everything myself? Sincerely, Bill Clinton |
+1. The point to point carriers are making money. Time for the hub and spoke guys to realize that their beloved system has failed and doesn't work anymore. |
| Better yet, allow passengers to carry knives on board again. I carry a knife on me at all times (Benchmade Osborne 940). I use it more often than any other tool everyday. Besides, if all passengers carried a knife, who would dare stand up infront of a plane and declare a highjacking with one. |