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2/26/2016 10:04:01 PM EDT
The Hair hasn't asked me to be his Presidential Running Mate.
Ain't gonna be President of Vice in America!

What's making you feeling Berned out
2/26/2016 10:07:31 PM EDT
[#1]
We aren't allowed to string up socialists yet.

2/26/2016 10:07:53 PM EDT
[#2]
Someone looking for some attention?
2/26/2016 10:08:39 PM EDT
[#3]
My wife is a hard-core Trumpette--- not me-- and I gotta sleep with her tonight. And,,, I am feeling frisky.....
2/26/2016 10:08:40 PM EDT
[#4]
I need a muzzle brake to show up to finish an upper, and Id like to go break it in this weekend.
2/26/2016 10:09:01 PM EDT
[#5]
My problem is the quean thread got locked.
2/26/2016 10:09:09 PM EDT
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2/26/2016 10:11:25 PM EDT
[#7]
Behind some cunt that couldn't operate a SUV with a BERNIE sticker on the back when an ambulance went by.  Manage to fuck up and block shit until she realized applying the weight of her cankles to the accelerator juuuuuuuust a little bit would have solved the problem.
2/26/2016 10:12:12 PM EDT
[#8]
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Nah, he does this every friday.

Two natty lights and he gets all ranty.

2/26/2016 10:19:25 PM EDT
[#9]
That bernie fuckstick mckfucking cocksucking cumdumpster is actually on a ticket for the leader of the free world.
2/26/2016 10:19:37 PM EDT
[#10]
I have a painful little canker sore on the tip of my tongue from running it over a sharp ridge between my lower incisors incessantly due to stress of all the election threads.
2/26/2016 10:23:48 PM EDT
[#11]


      Election commercials.........

      #BLM when most of them just exist to create as much anguish as possible while draining our tax dollars.

      Why TF are the Kardashians even relevent?

      My pecker is too big.





      Well, 3 out of 4 ain't bad.

2/26/2016 10:50:52 PM EDT
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RELEASE THE QUEAN THREAD!

2/26/2016 10:55:19 PM EDT
[#13]
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I would post something regarding really skanky prostitutes and oral sex, but I'm far above such accusations.

2/26/2016 10:56:59 PM EDT
[#14]
The following conditions keep me grumpy:

Dropsy
Grip
Scruffula
Vapors
Jungle rot
Randy fever
Poor man's gout
Housemaid's knee
Climactic poobo
Staggers
Dum-dum fever
2/26/2016 10:57:39 PM EDT
[#15]
The babysitter just texted to say that she is starting to feel sick, she's supposed to be watching the kids tomorrow so the wife and I can get something good to eat and go to a new range.
2/26/2016 11:00:35 PM EDT
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The babysitter just texted to say that she is starting to feel sick, she's supposed to be watching the kids tomorrow so the wife and I can get something good to eat and go to a new range.
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Tell her you'll need a doctors note otherwise show up on time.



 
2/26/2016 11:15:03 PM EDT
[#17]
I had to work today and have to work tomorrow too.  I really wanted to go to the range and unload some ammo.



Other than that, my balls itch and that's about it.




2/26/2016 11:18:48 PM EDT
[#18]
Can't decide if I should order an LCR or LCRx snub nose now that I like the 3" so much...

Likely...don't truly need to order either but can't get it out of my head that I desire one.