[ARCHIVED THREAD] - The Mullet - Why? (Page 1 of 2)
Posted: 5/4/2009 2:10:30 AM EDT
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Why does this crime against hairdressing still exist? What was it's purpose?
Yup, watching some bluegrass on Rural TV and there they be… mullets, lots of them. 
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1. Steiner
2. 10/90 3. Ape drape 4. Kentucky waterfall 5. Tennessee tophat 6. Canadian passport 7. Neck warmer 8. Achy breaky big mistakey 9. Hockey hair Couldn't think of a tenth one. I'm glad people are still lame enough to wear mullets. What else would I make fun of in public? |
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I live in MD and I saw some rocking ass mullets yesterday. So, it's not something limited to the south. I hate to break it too you, but Maryland is BELOW the Mason-Dixon line, hence part of the South. I personally know people here in PA who are STILL sporting mullets. 
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1. Steiner 2. 10/90 3. Ape drape 4. Kentucky waterfall 5. Tennessee tophat 6. Canadian passport 7. Neck warmer 8. Achy breaky big mistakey 9. Hockey hair Couldn't think of a tenth one. I'm glad people are still lame enough to wear mullets. What else would I make fun of in public? 10. Yep-Nope Barber: "Want me to cut the top?" Hillbilly: "Yep." Barber: "Want me to cut the back?" Hillbilly: "Nope." |
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somewhere there was once a website that classified and ranked the various mullets. factors contributing to the ranking included meth use, camaro ownership, aggressiveness, and a "child molester" moustache. the mullets whose names i recall were:
mulletino meximullet femullet shemullet mulletard there were like 20 other ones too. -frank |
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25 Top Mullets In Rock History...
ETA––––––––––- Scroll down to "Lisa K's" post. She's correct on the descriptions... |
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I live in MD and I saw some rocking ass mullets yesterday. So, it's not something limited to the south. It most certainly limited to the south. The family and I went to Cabela's in Hamburg, PA on Saturday. We saw enough mullets for Cabela's to open a live bait emporium. By the way - not to hijack, but Cabela's was completely sold out of white-box ammo except for .357 Sig and .45 GAP. Only a couple boxes of Golden Sabers in the more popular handgun calibers. Plenty of commercial .223 and .30-06, but none of it cheap. |
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1. Steiner 2. 10/90 3. Ape drape 4. Kentucky waterfall 5. Tennessee tophat 6. Canadian passport 7. Neck warmer 8. Achy breaky big mistakey 9. Hockey hair Couldn't think of a tenth one. I'm glad people are still lame enough to wear mullets. What else would I make fun of in public? 10. Yep-Nope Barber: "Want me to cut the top?" Hillbilly: "Yep." Barber: "Want me to cut the back?" Hillbilly: "Nope." LOL! 11. Camaro hair |
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25 Top Mullets In Rock History... ETA––––––––––- Scroll down to "Lisa K's" post. She's correct on the descriptions... There's some funny shit in that link |
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zkmByW-5458
"The Phantom Mullet" Cruisin' downtown in your Camaro, REO Speedwagon on the stereo. It's kind of catchy, Kind of a virus, Cutting your hair like Billy Ray Cyrus. You're probably bummed, You probably cried, You're probably sad that the guy from Lynrd Skynrd died, You're probably singing "oh, oh, oh", All night long. [Chorus:] Feel the power of the PHANTOM MULLET, Tremble and cower from the PHANTOM MULLET, White metal burn of the PHANTOM MULLET, Combed straight or permed it's THE PHANTOM MULLET, And you, cutting it short on top, I want that for me. Growing it long in the back, So savage and so free. Drop into first you're taking it slow, You're such a rock-star, You could never know. I wish I was singing, "oh, oh, oh", All night long. |
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and lets not forget the Femullet…
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_KUVp8v66Ibs/RiQi4bGuHDI/AAAAAAAABWA/PDOovjXw2xc/s320/femullet.jpg That is a powerful mullet. |
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somewhere there was once a website that classified and ranked the various mullets. factors contributing to the ranking included meth use, camaro ownership, aggressiveness, and a "child molester" moustache. the mullets whose names i recall were: mulletino meximullet femullet shemullet mulletard there were like 20 other ones too. -frank i think you are talking about http://www.mulletjunky.com/ |