Posted: 7/1/2008 3:36:13 PM EDT
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THE PERFECT DAY FOR HER 8:15 Wake up to hugs and kisses 8:30 Weigh in 2 pounds lighter than yesterday 8:45 Breakfast in bed, freshly squeezed orange juice and croissants open presents - expensive jewelry chosen by thoughtful partner 9:15 Soothing hot bath with frangipani bath oil 10:00 Light work out at club with sexy funny personal trainer 10:30 Facial, manicure, shampoo, condition, blow dry 12:00 Lunch with best friend at fashionable outdoor cafe ! 12:45 Catch sight of partner's ex and notices she has gained 17 pounds 1:00 Shopping with friends, unlimited credit 3:00 Nap 4:00 Three dozen roses delivered by florist, card is from secret admirer 4:15 Light work out at club, followed by massage from strong but gentle hunk, who says he rarely gets to work on such a perfect body 5:30 Choose outfit from expensive designer wardrobe, para de before full length mirror 7:30 Candle-lit dinner for two followed by dancing, with compliments received from other diners/dancers 10:00 Hot shower (alone) 10:50 Carried to bed . . (freshly ironed, crisp, new, white linen) 11:00 Pillow talk, light touching and cuddling 11:15 Fall asleep in his big strong arms THE PERFECT DAY FOR HIM 6:00 Alarm 6:15 Blow job 6:30 Massive satisfying shit while reading the sports section 7:00 Breakfast: steak and eggs, coffee and toast, all cooked by naked, buxom wench who bends over a lot showing her growler 7:30 Limo arrives 7:45 Several beers en-route to airport 9:15 Flight in personal Lear Jet 9:30 Limo to Mirage Resort Golf Club (blow job en-route) 9:45 Play front nine - 2 under 11:45 Lunch: steak and lobster, 3 beers and a bottle of Dom Perignon 12:15 Blow job 12:30 Play back nine - 4 under 2:15 Limo back to the airport (several bourbons) 2:30 Fly to Bahamas 3:30 Late afternoon fishing excursion with all female crew, all nude who also bend over a lot displaying growlers 4:30 Land world record Marlin (1234lbs) - on light tackle 5.00 Fly home, massage and hand job by naked Elle McPherson (bending over, naturally). 6:45 Shit, Shower, and Shave 7:00 Watch news: Michael Jackson assassinated 7:30 Dinner: crabmeat appetizers, Dom Perignon (1953), big juicy fillet steak followed by mango ice cream served on a big pair of tits 9:00 Napoleon brandy and Habanos cigar in front of wall-size TV as you watch football game 9:30 Sex with three women (all with lesbian tendencies..some bending over) 11:00 Massage and Jacuzzi with tasty hot-pepper pizza snacks and a cleansing beer 11:30 A night-cap blow job 11:45 To bed alone 11:50 A 22 second fart which changes notes 4 times and forc es the dog to leave the room 11:51 Laugh yourself to sleep |
