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10/26/2004 7:56:46 PM EDT
I met this girl on a dating website.  She IMed me and we chatted till 2:00am.  We decided that we really wanted to meet eachother right away, but at 2:00 am on a monday, nothing is open but strip clubs.  SHE ACTUALLY SUGGESTED THAT WE MEET AT A STRIP CLUB.  Ordinarily, if one of my buddies had called me at 2am and said "Hey, let's go to Scarletts", I'd be like, F.U., I'm going to sleep.  But how could I turn down an opportunity to meet a girl for the first time at a strip club.  I already saw pictures of her, so I knew I wouldn't be disappointed.  We stayed there till 5:00am, and decided to come back to my house.  She left at 11:00 this morning.  Ahhhhh!



For those of you who are too late, there were some great pictures of my 'puppie' posted here.  You missed them, but please, enjoy the rest of the thread for those who saw the pictures before they were pulled.  
10/26/2004 7:57:35 PM EDT
[#1]
10/26/2004 7:58:06 PM EDT
[#2]
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10/26/2004 7:58:09 PM EDT
[#3]
Good for you. Hope you double bagged it.

Keep a loaded mag ready, you might need it. Bitch sounds crazy.
10/26/2004 7:58:26 PM EDT
[#4]
PICS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
10/26/2004 7:59:16 PM EDT
[#5]
Met a girl.  Got laid.  She's a cheap whore.  Maybe another encounter in the future.  
10/26/2004 7:59:30 PM EDT
[#6]
was she 16... or 60?.... or male
10/26/2004 7:59:42 PM EDT
[#7]
Ever seen "The Crying Game" ?
10/26/2004 7:59:50 PM EDT
[#8]
.
10/26/2004 8:00:35 PM EDT
[#9]
Poop it in her poker and....................Wait a minute!.............Pic it in her poster............SHIT I give up!
10/26/2004 8:02:45 PM EDT
[#10]
IT's A TRAP!
10/26/2004 8:02:45 PM EDT
[#11]
Quoted:
was she 16... or 60?.... or male


Funny thing was that she was 29.  I saw her ID.  But she looked 16.  I felt really weird holding her hand in this club like I was a pervert.  What was really nice was bangin someone who seemed MUCH younger than she really was.  I'll stop here b4 I start to scare people.
10/26/2004 8:03:09 PM EDT
[#12]
Quoted:
On a dating website.  She IMed me and we chatted till 2:00am.  We decided that we really wanted to meet eachother right away, but at 2:00 am on a monday, nothing is open but strip clubs.  SHE ACTUALLY SUGGESTED THAT WE MEET AT A STRIP CLUB.  Ordinarily, if one of my buddies had called me at 2am and said "Hey, let's go to Scarletts", I'd be like, F.U., I'm going to sleep.  But how could I turn down an opportunity to meet a girl for the first time at a strip club.  I already saw pictures of her, so I knew I wouldn't be disappointed.  We stayed there till 5:00am, and decided to come back to my house.  She left at 11:00 this morning.  Ahhhhh!


Edit:  Funny thing was that I had all my gun shit out before I scrambled out of the house.  I didn't think I would be bringing her back, but sure enough we did.  It was funny how I felt trying to justify having all this gun crap out.  I had out my AR, cleaning kits, a dozen mags, and my glock.  We went to bed and I suddenly realized that there was ammo lying around.  Not knowing what this girl was capable of, I snuck out of the bedroom and took all the ammo off the dining table and brough it back to my nightable drawer.  Was I being to paranoid?



Instead of ammo, you should have been worrying about STDs.
10/26/2004 8:04:46 PM EDT
[#13]
Quoted:
Quoted:
was she 16... or 60?.... or male


Funny thing was that she was 29.  I saw her ID.  But she looked 16.  I felt really weird holding her hand in this club like I was a pervert.  What was really nice was bangin someone who seemed MUCH younger than she really was.  I'll stop here b4 I start to scare people.


She's 29...how old are you?
10/26/2004 8:05:40 PM EDT
[#14]
"Hey, let's go to Scarletts"


Scarletts off of Hallandale Beach Bvd?

I already saw pictures of her


Share the wealth, post 'em
10/26/2004 8:06:09 PM EDT
[#15]
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10/26/2004 8:06:15 PM EDT
[#16]
Quoted:
Poop it in her poker and....................Wait a minute!.............Pic it in her poster............SHIT I give up!


LMAO!
10/26/2004 8:06:29 PM EDT
[#17]
Quoted:
Instead of ammo, you should have been worrying about STDs.


I got a nightable drawer full of protection... not talking about the ammo either.  The nice things about rubbers is that it makes them feel REALLY tight.  as if I needed that with her.  
10/26/2004 8:06:30 PM EDT
[#18]
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10/26/2004 8:08:31 PM EDT
[#19]
Answer some questions.

I'm 33

Yes, Scarletts of Hallandale.

Pictures of her wouldn't be right to post.  I may like this girl later and regret spreading her pictures all over the internet.

I did that to an ex already once, and it did come back to haunt me.  No thanks!
10/26/2004 8:08:46 PM EDT
[#20]
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Congrats on gettin laid....

Who was it that had their house burglarized and their guns stolen after gettin laid by a strange girl a few months ago?

I remember... you know who you are...



I didn't think of that. A one-night stand as a casing for a break-in...wow.

Mrniceguy...congrats to you anyway.
10/26/2004 8:10:31 PM EDT
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10/26/2004 8:10:59 PM EDT
[#22]
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10/26/2004 8:12:31 PM EDT
[#23]
ok maybe one picture... does it have to be clean?  if it's not, will it get locked?

PICTURES WERE HERE -  OF MY DOG
10/26/2004 8:15:08 PM EDT
[#24]
Quoted:
Hope you double bagged it.



AIDS is no joke.
10/26/2004 8:18:15 PM EDT
[#25]
Quoted:
ok maybe one picture... does it have to be clean?  if it's not, will it get locked?



Oh, I gotta see this..........
10/26/2004 8:21:05 PM EDT
[#26]
What was the dating site, Nerve?

ETA-niceguymr, your not Parrish from FSN are you?

echo6
10/26/2004 8:22:12 PM EDT
[#27]
Do I need to edit this?

2 glock mags on nightstand

MORE PICTURES OF MY DOG WERE HERE
10/26/2004 8:23:02 PM EDT
[#28]
Quoted:




YOU ARE THE MAN!!!
10/26/2004 8:23:07 PM EDT
[#29]
IBTL!!!!
10/26/2004 8:23:49 PM EDT
[#30]
Quoted:
Do I need to edit this?

img.villagephotos.com/p/2004-10/848520/DSC00589.JPG


no nips- no lips I think you are good to go
10/26/2004 8:23:53 PM EDT
[#31]
*
10/26/2004 8:24:44 PM EDT
[#32]
HAHAHA!  This guy is teh ROX!!!!
10/26/2004 8:24:53 PM EDT
[#33]
If it's too dirty, you may IM it to me
10/26/2004 8:24:59 PM EDT
[#34]
In Befo da Muthafukin Lock!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yeah, internet girls are easy.  I have slept with hotornot girls several times......FLW's, all of them.  College is better.
10/26/2004 8:25:58 PM EDT
[#35]
Sweet!
10/26/2004 8:26:11 PM EDT
[#36]
That looks like it's within the COC.
10/26/2004 8:26:20 PM EDT
[#37]
Dude...how did you get her to agree to take that pic?
10/26/2004 8:26:32 PM EDT
[#38]
***
10/26/2004 8:26:43 PM EDT
[#39]
Why can't I find them like that?!
When are you gettin' married?
10/26/2004 8:26:45 PM EDT
[#40]
I VOTED FOR KERRY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
10/26/2004 8:27:01 PM EDT
[#41]
I need a better free photo server
This one only gives me like 2 photos
10/26/2004 8:27:17 PM EDT
[#42]
mmmm, landing strip. We pilots love that
10/26/2004 8:29:04 PM EDT
[#43]
Quoted:
Dude...how did you get her to agree to take that pic?
10/26/2004 8:29:23 PM EDT
[#44]
ibtl....newbie
10/26/2004 8:29:32 PM EDT
[#45]
Quoted:
I need a better free photo server
This one only gives me like 2 photos


tinypic.com/
10/26/2004 8:30:02 PM EDT
[#46]
.
10/26/2004 8:30:13 PM EDT
[#47]
Quoted:
Why can't I find them like that?!
When are you gettin' married?


I find opportunities like these come by once in a blue moon.  Especially when they let you take pictures.  Maybe only a half a dozen times...per...?
10/26/2004 8:30:59 PM EDT
[#48]
Quoted:
Quoted:
Dude...how did you get her to agree to take that pic?

www.hosstyle.com/Goofy%20shit/images/Tequila.jpg
10/26/2004 8:31:53 PM EDT
[#49]
Quoted:
Quoted:
Dude...how did you get her to agree to take that pic?

www.hosstyle.com/Goofy%20shit/images/Tequila.jpg


The same way he got her to give him some ass after a 2 hr conversation!!

Can you say Hoe!!!
10/26/2004 8:32:08 PM EDT
[#50]
I VOTED FOR KERRY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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