Posted: 10/8/2014 1:02:33 AM EDT
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What is rule #1?
That's right, no goddamn fish in the microwave. Newish guy at work violated the fuck out of it yesterday. Unbearable stench. He's one of these little homunculi strongmen. Tiny muscle bound dude. Always on the phone with his wife about "cook your shit before I get home, I must make my shit. ." 17 years and that break room has never been violated with fish in the microwave until yesterday. If he does it again I'm going to mentor him. |
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where i used to work, somebody was an infamous popcorn burner.
one day, the microwave caught fire. not the popcorn, the microwave. whole office reeked, and one of the phone ladies was put on door duty, to hold the door open and let the whole place vent out. fortunately it was a dry, mid-70's day. |
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You can never get burnt popcorn smell out of a microwave. Might as well throw it away. Quoted:
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And remember to stop your popcorn from going nuclear. You can never get burnt popcorn smell out of a microwave. Might as well throw it away. As a prank we would go to another department's break room and put a bag of popcorn in the microwave and set it for 5 minutes. The stench of burnt popcorn would permeate for hours. |
