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Used to be Jessica Alba. But she's a MILF now.
Scarlett Johansson has now replaced her for me. |
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To pick only one, Olivia Wilde.
But in fairness, I also have a pass for Resse Witherspoon. |
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Considering you picked the below pictured person as the celebrity you would most like to fuck, yeah, whoever told you that was right. http://img2.closermag.fr/var/closermag/storage/images/media/images-des-contenus/beaute/news-beaute/2014-05-15-les-plus-belles-coiffures-du-festival-de-cannes-2014/nicole-kidman-au-festival-de-cannes-le-14-mai-2014/2877284-1-fre-FR/Nicole-Kidman-au-Festival-de-Cannes-le-14-mai-2014_exact810x609_p.jpg View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted:
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So a girl I'm seeing asked me which celebrity I would most like to fuck, and I drew a blank. Yes, there are lots of them I would love to have sex with, but none of them stand out as the singular winner. She kept pressing and I threw out Nicole Kidman because I have always thought she was sexy. and I was told I have crappy taste in celebrity tail. So tell me yours, maybe I just need my mind refreshed on hot female celebrity tail. Considering you picked the below pictured person as the celebrity you would most like to fuck, yeah, whoever told you that was right. http://img2.closermag.fr/var/closermag/storage/images/media/images-des-contenus/beaute/news-beaute/2014-05-15-les-plus-belles-coiffures-du-festival-de-cannes-2014/nicole-kidman-au-festival-de-cannes-le-14-mai-2014/2877284-1-fre-FR/Nicole-Kidman-au-Festival-de-Cannes-le-14-mai-2014_exact810x609_p.jpg I just threw it out based on memories like this. |
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Ariana Grande.
No need to fuck her though. Just need to find the guy who was last inside her and take him out to dinner. |
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Mila Kunis. http://img.thesun.co.uk/aidemitlum/archive/01637/SNN1425E---_1637400a.jpg You can find pics like that of pretty much any female celebrity over 25. |
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View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Well maybe not on that day...
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PeeWee Herman. If she isn't available, I'd do Rosie O'Donnel and Rosanne Barr. At the same time.
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Christian serratos: plays rosita on the walking dead. I'd give a good solid 37 seconds. ..
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I think there might actually be a better chance of a zombie apocalypse than getting to bang your celeb crush. Some math majors in here to do some calculations please?
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Mila Kunis. http://img.thesun.co.uk/aidemitlum/archive/01637/SNN1425E---_1637400a.jpg Looks strangely like... |
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OP, the only answer to that question was, "There is no celebrity that holds a candle to you. I only want to fuck you." That would have been paid for with head. As you left it, you don't know it yet, but she will use that against you sometime in the future when you really need head.
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My wife asked me the same question a while ago. I told her that I didn’t want to bang a celeb but I would love to bang Jessica that lives across the street from us. She was not happy with my answer. View Quote That wasn't smart at all. Post pics of her though so we can let you know if it's worth the trouble your in. |
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Gina Carano She's hot as hell and could probably kick my ass which makes it kinda exciting too. |
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Who's that jiggly track star people post every time someone wants to restore a thread to balance? Her.
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Sandra Bullock. Not necessarily the best looking one, but she's done it for me since she was in Speed.
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http://mmasucka.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/gina-carano.jpg or http://dopamine36.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/Emily-Ratajkowski-Terry-Richardson-10-718x400.jpg View Quote Dam dude I didn't expect to see anyone in here pick Gina. She's my choice also as posted after you. Nice choice. |
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Alert Alert do not make a sex pact with celebs to your significant other. I told my wife I would bang Jolie, etc. and she picked a bunch of 80s rockers and gay movie stars. Fast forward years later. She is getting corespondance from one of the band guys on the list and we had talked about his invitation to Paris where he was willing to fly her first class. From the e-mails and personally signed records and stuff he was sending her it looked like a ligit come over to my place to bang agreement. We talked about it and she never went. But damn watch out these things happen. And yes this is true and I have a hot asian wife, thank you. View Quote Mrs Reno and I did that. She chose Brad Pitt. I chose the babysitter. We don't play that game anymore. |
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Is Jan from the Toyota commercials considered a celebrity? If not, then i'll be in the Kate Beckinsale line.
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