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Link Posted: 8/21/2014 12:13:32 PM EST
[#1]
Diane Lane.

No hesitation.
Link Posted: 8/21/2014 12:14:14 PM EST
[#2]
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is this a Marry F Kill thread?
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no. it looks like it is just an F thread.
Link Posted: 8/21/2014 12:17:18 PM EST
[#3]
Used to be Jessica Alba. But she's a MILF now.

Scarlett Johansson has now replaced her for me.
Link Posted: 8/21/2014 12:17:20 PM EST
[#4]
that sookie chick from true blood.
Link Posted: 8/21/2014 12:17:23 PM EST
[#5]
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So a girl I'm seeing asked me which celebrity I would most like to fuck, and I drew a blank.

Yes, there are lots of them I would love to have sex with, but none of them stand out as the singular winner.

She kept pressing and I threw out Nicole Kidman because I have always thought she was sexy. and I was told I have crappy taste in celebrity tail.

So tell me yours, maybe I just need my mind refreshed on hot female celebrity tail.
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Considering you picked the below pictured person as the celebrity you would most like to fuck, yeah, whoever told you that was right.




Link Posted: 8/21/2014 12:17:57 PM EST
[#6]


 



I could happioly get lost in her  titties



Link Posted: 8/21/2014 12:19:01 PM EST
[#7]
Link Posted: 8/21/2014 12:19:04 PM EST
[#8]
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Bonnie Rotten
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Dirty inky, but would definitely rock your world. Lol.
Link Posted: 8/21/2014 12:21:09 PM EST
[#9]
Alicia Keys.

Link Posted: 8/21/2014 12:22:55 PM EST
[#10]
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Kate Beckinsale
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She's def at the top of the list.
Link Posted: 8/21/2014 12:26:43 PM EST
[#11]
Mila Kunis.
Link Posted: 8/21/2014 12:27:15 PM EST
[#12]
To pick only one, Olivia Wilde.

But in fairness, I also have a pass for Resse Witherspoon.
Link Posted: 8/21/2014 12:28:18 PM EST
[#13]
Mary-Louise Parker
Link Posted: 8/21/2014 12:28:33 PM EST
[#14]
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Mila Kunis.
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Link Posted: 8/21/2014 12:29:29 PM EST
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Quoted:
So a girl I'm seeing asked me which celebrity I would most like to fuck, and I drew a blank.

Yes, there are lots of them I would love to have sex with, but none of them stand out as the singular winner.

She kept pressing and I threw out Nicole Kidman because I have always thought she was sexy. and I was told I have crappy taste in celebrity tail.

So tell me yours, maybe I just need my mind refreshed on hot female celebrity tail.


Considering you picked the below pictured person as the celebrity you would most like to fuck, yeah, whoever told you that was right.


http://img2.closermag.fr/var/closermag/storage/images/media/images-des-contenus/beaute/news-beaute/2014-05-15-les-plus-belles-coiffures-du-festival-de-cannes-2014/nicole-kidman-au-festival-de-cannes-le-14-mai-2014/2877284-1-fre-FR/Nicole-Kidman-au-Festival-de-Cannes-le-14-mai-2014_exact810x609_p.jpg




I just threw it out based on memories like this.






Link Posted: 8/21/2014 12:31:34 PM EST
[#16]
Jennifer Love Hewitt

Link Posted: 8/21/2014 12:32:51 PM EST
[#17]
Ariana Grande.

No need to fuck her though. Just need to find the guy who was last inside her and take him out to dinner.
Link Posted: 8/21/2014 12:33:40 PM EST
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You can find pics like that of pretty much any female celebrity over 25.

Link Posted: 8/21/2014 12:34:10 PM EST
[#19]
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[#20]


Link Posted: 8/21/2014 12:34:23 PM EST
[#21]
Also, Salma Hayek.
Link Posted: 8/21/2014 12:35:02 PM EST
[#22]
Liv Tyler.






And Isabella Rossallini
Link Posted: 8/21/2014 12:35:11 PM EST
[#23]
Kate Beckinsale or Rhona Mitra
Link Posted: 8/21/2014 12:35:15 PM EST
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Link Posted: 8/21/2014 12:37:38 PM EST
[#25]


The Wendy's redhead.

All night long, and on Sunday, too.
Link Posted: 8/21/2014 12:37:47 PM EST
[#26]

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Well maybe not on that day...
Link Posted: 8/21/2014 12:37:57 PM EST
[#27]
Not necessarily a "celebrity" but Erin Burnett from CNN without a question would be my #1 pick.

Next in line would be the British Doctor from The Last Ship.

In order:
Link Posted: 8/21/2014 12:38:27 PM EST
[#28]
PeeWee Herman. If she isn't available, I'd do Rosie O'Donnel and Rosanne Barr. At the same time.
Link Posted: 8/21/2014 12:39:33 PM EST
[#29]


or




Link Posted: 8/21/2014 12:40:37 PM EST
[#30]
Christian serratos: plays rosita on the walking dead.  I'd give a good solid 37 seconds. ..
Link Posted: 8/21/2014 12:40:41 PM EST
[#31]
Marisa Tomei or Sandra Bulloch

 
Link Posted: 8/21/2014 12:40:50 PM EST
[#32]
Anyone of them in the 18-22 year old range.
Link Posted: 8/21/2014 12:41:15 PM EST
[#33]
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Kate Beckinsale
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This!!!
Link Posted: 8/21/2014 12:41:57 PM EST
[#34]
I think there might actually be a better chance of a zombie apocalypse than getting to bang your celeb crush.  Some math majors in here to do some calculations please?
Link Posted: 8/21/2014 12:43:56 PM EST
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Looks strangely like...
Link Posted: 8/21/2014 12:43:57 PM EST
[#36]
OP, the only answer to that question was, "There is no celebrity that holds a candle to you.  I only want to fuck you."  That would have been paid for with head.  As you left it, you don't know it yet, but she will use that against you sometime in the future when you really need head.  
Link Posted: 8/21/2014 12:46:59 PM EST
[#37]
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Deborah Ann Woll
Taylor Swift (she would need a few cheeseburgers first)
Kate Upton
Katy Perry (would fuck the liberal out of her)
Jessica Alba
Laura Prepon
The girl from the Wendy's commercials

I would disappoint them all.
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I like your list
Link Posted: 8/21/2014 12:47:28 PM EST
[#38]
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My wife asked me the same question a while ago. I told her that I didn’t want to bang a celeb but I would love to bang Jessica that lives across the street from us. She was not happy with my answer.
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That wasn't smart at all.
Post pics of her though so we can let you know if it's worth the trouble your in.
Link Posted: 8/21/2014 12:48:18 PM EST
[#39]
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Kaley Cuoco.
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Link Posted: 8/21/2014 12:49:16 PM EST
[#40]

Gina Carano
She's hot as hell and could probably kick my ass which makes it kinda exciting too.

Link Posted: 8/21/2014 12:49:21 PM EST
[#41]
Who's that jiggly track star people post every time someone wants to restore a thread to balance?  Her.
Link Posted: 8/21/2014 12:51:48 PM EST
[#42]
Sandra Bullock.  Not necessarily the best looking one, but she's done it for me since she was in Speed.
Link Posted: 8/21/2014 12:52:42 PM EST
[#43]
Link Posted: 8/21/2014 12:52:43 PM EST
[#44]
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Kaley Cuoco.
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My choice as well
Link Posted: 8/21/2014 12:53:44 PM EST
[#45]
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Dam dude I didn't expect to see anyone in here pick Gina. She's my choice also as posted after you.
Nice choice.
Link Posted: 8/21/2014 12:53:47 PM EST
[#46]
Penelope Cruz!!!!
Link Posted: 8/21/2014 12:55:40 PM EST
[#47]
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Alert Alert do not make a sex pact with celebs to your significant other.  I told my wife I would bang Jolie, etc. and she picked a bunch of 80s rockers and gay movie stars.  Fast forward years later.  She is getting corespondance from one of the band guys on the list and we had talked about his invitation to Paris where he was willing to fly her first class.  From the e-mails and personally signed records and stuff he was sending her it looked like a ligit come over to my place to bang agreement.  We talked about it and she never went.  But damn watch out these things happen.  And yes this is true and I have a hot asian wife, thank you.
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Mrs Reno and I did that.

She chose Brad Pitt.  I chose the babysitter.

We don't play that game anymore.


Link Posted: 8/21/2014 12:57:08 PM EST
[#48]
Is Jan from the Toyota commercials considered a celebrity? If not, then i'll be in the Kate Beckinsale line.
Link Posted: 8/21/2014 12:57:23 PM EST
[#49]
The correct answer is an actress that looks like the GF.  
Link Posted: 8/21/2014 1:00:28 PM EST
[#50]
Christina Hendricks

Sofia Vergara

Kate Upton

etc.
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