Posted: 8/4/2012 10:50:01 AM EDT
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too to two, they they're their
fuck english America should have adopted German instead of this fucking wreck of a language. "Hey guys, instead of having strict rules for plurals, possession, and tense; lets just make up a new fucking word for every situation. Lets also make sure that nothing is fucking spelled how it sounds and arbitrarily make up rules that don't make a fucking lick of sense as to when shit applies or doesn't. " English - The most orthographically and homographically complex language |
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I worked with a German lady, and she asked me what the difference between 'payor' and 'payer' was. I said "They mean exactly the same thing, they're just spelled differently. Isn't English cool?" She gave me a really weird look. I love the English language, but I have to face the facts: she was right. 
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| Somewhere back in history there was a mega-troll, the troll of all trolls. This mega-troll was there when English was invented and he trolled the shit out of it. He is the asshole that came up with too,to,two and Miss,Mrs,Ms. There and their, I before E except when sounding like Ay or following C..... |
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