Going to work in a storm and a couple hundred yards from the building I look in my rear view mirror to see nothing but rain going sideways and gray.
Barely could see in front of me but thought shit! I’m going to get wet! Whip into the parking lot and haul ass inside just as one of the office ladies goes streaking by hollering at me to get to the storm shelter area there’s a tornado.
Maybe ten minutes later the storm passes and we go outside to see one of our 53 foot trailers flipped on its side that I’d just driven past when I’d looked in my rearview mirror.
Pretty sure the tornado crossed the road right behind me as I went past that trailer in our empty lot.
Working at the stripclub and storm sirens go off. Me and my bouncer and a buddy that happened to be there kind of just watch from the entryway glass door,not much happened but a little rain and some super black clouds, but I’d sent the girls to the motel next door where one was staying.
Storm passes and we go out on the front porch and start seeing insulation and siding fall out of the sky.
I see something odd fluttering down from way up there. Couldnt figure out what it was for a minute or so with the way it was flipping and flipping until it got lower and realized it was a little red wagon.
We jump in my buddies mustang and run up the road to see if we can see the carnage.
Cops and deputies are turning people around at a road. We get to that spot and cop asks if we live on that street. Before any of us can say a word my buddy driving is like yeah 3rd house on the right on the second block.
Cop just goes ohhh, ok,go on.
We go up the street and turn on the second block and the exact house he had randomly popped off is flattened.
We’re like oh shit,whoops. Turn around and as we are going past the cop my buddy looks out the window at him and says, I just can’t even right now.
Cop says,I understand and stops traffic so we can get out on the Main Street.
My buddy just looks at us in the car when we get back and says yeaaah I’m probably going to hell now.