[ARCHIVED THREAD] - Time for another Match dot com rant (Page 1 of 3)
Posted: 7/14/2010 6:56:40 AM EDT
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I fucking hating fucking online dating with a mutherfucking cunt fart shit licking passion. Yet I have few or no alternatives. I am so sick and FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
tired of writing and re writing my profile, updating pictures, sending carefully constructed emails that are never read, winking, pooring over that fucking place day after fucking day. WITH NOTHING TO FUCKING SHOW FOR MY FUCKING EFFORTS, YEAR AFTER FUCKING YEAR. FFFFFUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I AM SO FUCKING ANGRY RIGHT NOW MY ANGER CANNOT BE DESCRIBED WITH FUCKING WORDS................. I AM FUCKING TIRED OF CHASING THE SKIRTS OF FUCKING CUNTS! |
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I'm on there and i'm not having any problems. Remember its a numbers game, I expect to largely get no responses, so I just email everyone i'm interested in and see what comes back.
I get a few winks every week and maybe a 10% response rate to emails I send. Out of that I probably only get together with about 5%. Still haven't found what i'm looking for, but getting a date off there has not been difficult. It all depends on how your profile is written. Feel free to IM me your profile and i'll take a look and see if anything jumps out at me. |
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Quoted: I fucking hating fucking online dating with a mutherfucking cunt fart shit licking passion. Yet I have few or no alternatives. I am so sick and FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG tired of writing and re writing my profile, updating pictures, sending carefully constructed emails that are never read, winking, pooring over that fucking place day after fucking day. WITH NOTHING TO FUCKING SHOW FOR MY FUCKING EFFORTS, YEAR AFTER FUCKING YEAR. FFFFFUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I AM SO FUCKING ANGRY RIGHT NOW MY ANGER CANNOT BE DESCRIBED WITH FUCKING WORDS................. I AM FUCKING TIRED OF CHASING THE SKIRTS OF FUCKING CUNTS! Chasing skirt is where your problem is at. They can smell your desperation. |
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I fucking hating fucking online dating with a mutherfucking cunt fart shit licking passion. Yet I have few or no alternatives. I am so sick and FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG tired of writing and re writing my profile, updating pictures, sending carefully constructed emails that are never read, winking, pooring over that fucking place day after fucking day. WITH NOTHING TO FUCKING SHOW FOR MY FUCKING EFFORTS, YEAR AFTER FUCKING YEAR. FFFFFUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I AM SO FUCKING ANGRY RIGHT NOW MY ANGER CANNOT BE DESCRIBED WITH FUCKING WORDS................. I AM FUCKING TIRED OF CHASING THE SKIRTS OF FUCKING CUNTS! You're doing it wrong. |
| Weak rant. 1/10 since it seems to be nothing but a forced attempt to use as many curse words stringed together as possible. Now if you gave us something from the heart it would be a different story. Maybe this is also your problem on these websites. Don't sound so damn fake. |
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Hmmm if it were just 1 or 2 women not digging the cut of your jib it could be argued that it is their issue not yours. If you are being shunned by an entire website you may want to reflect a bit on yourself. You may want to cut back on the use of the word cunt. women can sense that shit. Like dogs can sense fear women can sense a man who would use that word.
I work with a guy who by most measurements is not a catch and he is constantly getting dates and re-dates off Match.com. It seems like more and more people are living their life with the PC being their central point. You seek women on match.com and you get frustrated so you try to let it all out and gain sympathy here on another website. Have you considered going out and looking for a woman in more traditional ways? Like dark parking lots? you should post your profile and some of the picts you use here so we can properly judge their effectiveness. I do think that it sounds like you need to go in to the bathroom or other room of the house where there is no PC and look in the mirror and reflect on what is going wrong. Eta I have to agree with a post above that was a weak ass rant. Just using a lot of curse words and changing the size of the font is weak. |
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Online dating is all about spray and pray... carefully crafted emails are for sissys.
Just shoot off like 30 emails (if you can find 30 attractive chicks to contact), a few will get back to you... bang them and move on.... the game continues. It's frankly quiet easy if you know how to play the game. |
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Sigh...
Single life is great. My house, my cars (truck), my toys, my money, my vacations, my retirement.... Me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me........ Bitches are easy to come by. Excellent escort services are available in all the decent size cities, if you have too. Life's great ! 
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With a vocabulary like that, I am genuinely shocked there's not a line of hot chicks extending halfway around the block from your front door. On to being serious. I have had a lot of success with meeting cool girls online. Match.com? No. OkCupid and POF? Yes. Sometimes that success is a few cool dates or a couple month relationship. Sometimes it's a new friend. Sometimes it is a wild weekend and not much beyond it So far, I haven't found the 'right' one, but I've had some fun looking. Here's my most recent, met her about a week ago.  Post up the text of your online profile, and the pic you're using. Chances are, you've seriously got some problems with one or the other. |
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Quoted: Yep, when I was going through my online dating period, the ONLY chicks I didn't bang on the first date were by choice. That was a fun couple of years Quoted: If you can't find a chick online and bang her on the first night...HINT: Don't blame the website. This. |
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I fucking hating fucking online dating with a mutherfucking cunt fart shit licking passion. Yet I have few or no alternatives. I am so sick and FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG tired of writing and re writing my profile, updating pictures, sending carefully constructed emails that are never read, winking, pooring over that fucking place day after fucking day. WITH NOTHING TO FUCKING SHOW FOR MY FUCKING EFFORTS, YEAR AFTER FUCKING YEAR. FFFFFUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I AM SO FUCKING ANGRY RIGHT NOW MY ANGER CANNOT BE DESCRIBED WITH FUCKING WORDS................. I AM FUCKING TIRED OF CHASING THE SKIRTS OF FUCKING CUNTS! Chasing skirt is where your problem is at. They can smell your desperation. and its a stinky cologne |
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Quoted: Quoted: Create a profile on PlentyOfFish.Com and post your rant as your profile text. I guarantee you that you will have women contacting you. Problem solved.   The hilarious part of this is that it would probably work I can almost guarantee it would work. He would get responses from women saying "Finally a guy who is real" or "Finally a guy telling it like it really is. I like that." |
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Quoted: I seriously think he needs to post his profile and picts so we can critique. This. I have some friends who won't settle for less than their own hyperspecific version of the perfect ten. I want to tell them "Sorry, buster, but you're no Burt Reynolds," but I don't have the heart. However, in GD, I'd be happy to tell someone that they're ugly, fat and underaccomplished. Not saying that you are, OP, but GD would certainly be a straight - perhaps to straight - reality check on any expectations out there. |