Posted: 11/27/2007 7:27:20 PM EDT
| Bad day today, thinkin it's time for another Joke thread... whaddya got? |
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Fine, oldie but a goodie. "A man and his wife go to their honeymoon hotel for their 25th anniversary. As the couple reflected on that magical evening 25 years ago, the wife asked the husband, "When you first saw my naked body in front of you, what was going through your mind?" The husband replied, "All I wanted to do was to fuck your brains out, and suck your tits dry." Then, as the wife undressed, she asked, "What are you thinking now?" He replied, "It looks as if I did a pretty good job." |
I've always heard it just Descartes walked up to a bar, bartender asked if he wanted a drink. He said, "I think not." And POOF! he disappeared. |
Chemistry jokes strike again!
 There aren't a whole lot of places with people who will understand that one 
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(explain???)
also with the explaining?? |
Ferrous being magnetic as characterized by the alignment of iron atoms. Descartes = I think therefore I am. |
I don't know, between benzene rings and Descarte, I think folks caught the tone. Not all jokes have to be about geese or titties. Not that there's anything wrong with that... Alternately: Why was Mrs Schroedinger upset? Her cat spent the day locked in a box and looked HALF dead. |
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A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel, and met in thelobby where they were discussing their recent victories in chess tournaments. The hotel manager came out of the office after an hour, and asked them to disperse. He couldn't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer |
 Didn’t pay attention during Chemistry Class? OK, let’s try this: This is the Classic benzene Ring  The chemical symbol for iron is Fe. A compound with iron in it can be considered Ferric or Ferrous, depending on how it’s used. So this benzene ring can be turned into a “ferrous” wheel if you turn the carbon atoms into iron. Technically that’s impossible because of the electrical valiance nature of carbon and iron atoms are different; but that a subject for a Chemistry 201 lecture. 
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