[ARCHIVED THREAD] - Time is a ***** (Page 1 of 2)
Posted: 7/26/2015 2:09:15 AM EDT
Just turned 30. Time to start driving a maroon crown vic, playing golf, and going to bed at 8:00PM. 
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wait till you hit 40 and your fucking eyes go. Quoted:
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Just turned 30. Time to start driving a maroon crown vic, playing golf, and going to bed at 8:00PM. wait till you hit 40 and your fucking eyes go. Don't tell him about the ear and nostril hairs. |
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Just turned 30. Time to start driving a maroon crown vic, playing golf, and going to bed at 8:00PM. Trade ya! I turned 46 day before yesterday 
Happy birthday Molotov357 
ETA If we ain't tellin' him about the hair thing, do we say anything bout the change in type of doctor visits as far as frequency and humiliation go? EETA Fuck the memory thing too, by the way 
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Nah, pink floyd does it better. The dark side of the.....birthday?  |
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Quoted: 30 is nothing. At 40, your eyes go. When you fall down you don't get up as fast. When you work out it doesn't change your body. Worst of all....you cant trust a fart. Yep.  It's like you're fine until you hit 35 or so and then your body says "Screw it, I quit."  |
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Just turned 30. Time to start driving a maroon crown vic, playing golf, and going to bed at 8:00PM. Speaking from experience, your 30s is when you go about thinking you still have the health, vitality and energy that you did in your 20s, and then when you turn 40, it's time to pay the piper. The bill comes due for your denial, and it's never fun. |
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Nah, pink floyd does it better. The dark side of the.....birthday?  https://youtu.be/JwYX52BP2Sk
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Nah, pink floyd does it better. The dark side of the.....birthday? https://youtu.be/JwYX52BP2Sk
There's something about an old man singling what he knows to be his swan song, just a few years before his death, that makes that one really work. Pink Floyd can't match that. |
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That must be an alternate future where everyone is white and no one is fat. |
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Two references to that film in two days... Funny how they took a book that was apparently stuck in the '60s and completely dated at the time they wanted to make the movie. So, they decided they needed to modernize it - and ended up making a film completely stuck in the '70s and probably even more dated as a result. Far out, man. |
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Quoted: That must be an alternate future where everyone is white and no one is fat. Quoted: That must be an alternate future where everyone is white and no one is fat. |
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Quoted: Two references to that film in two days... Funny how they took a book that was apparently stuck in the '60s and completely dated at the time they wanted to make the movie. So, they decided they needed to modernize it - and ended up making a film completely stuck in the '70s and probably even more dated as a result. Far out, man. Quoted: Two references to that film in two days... Funny how they took a book that was apparently stuck in the '60s and completely dated at the time they wanted to make the movie. So, they decided they needed to modernize it - and ended up making a film completely stuck in the '70s and probably even more dated as a result. Far out, man. |
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Didn't stop me from having a Logans Run themed 30th Birthday party.
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Two references to that film in two days... Funny how they took a book that was apparently stuck in the '60s and completely dated at the time they wanted to make the movie. So, they decided they needed to modernize it - and ended up making a film completely stuck in the '70s and probably even more dated as a result. Far out, man.
I hope you had plenty of electronic '70s computer sounds and psychedelic lighting. |
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Quoted: Didn't stop me from having a Logans Run themed 30th Birthday party. Quoted: Quoted: Two references to that film in two days... Funny how they took a book that was apparently stuck in the '60s and completely dated at the time they wanted to make the movie. So, they decided they needed to modernize it - and ended up making a film completely stuck in the '70s and probably even more dated as a result. Far out, man. That sounds pretty cool.  |
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Quoted: That sounds pretty cool. Quoted: Didn't stop me from having a Logans Run themed 30th Birthday party. That sounds pretty cool. It was hilarious, and NO ONE outside our crew got it... |
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Quoted: My friends wife found big ass rhinestones and super glued them to our hands, and everyone wore shitty 70's clothes, my buddy and I as close to Sandmen as possible then he chased me around yelling "Run runnah!"... It was hilarious, and NO ONE outside our crew got it... Quoted: Quoted: Didn't stop me from having a Logans Run themed 30th Birthday party. That sounds pretty cool. It was hilarious, and NO ONE outside our crew got it... My 32nd birthday which was my last birthday party, involved a broken marriage and a chick who never drank before who guzzled 2 40s and cried after. I haven't had a birthday party since. |
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Quoted: My 32nd birthday which was my last birthday party, involved a broken marriage and a chick who never drank before who guzzled 2 40s and cried after. I haven't had a birthday party since. |
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30 is nothing. At 40, your eyes go. When you fall down you dont get up as fast. When you work out it doesnt change your body. Worst of all....you cant trust a fart. This right here. Remember when you were young, and thought yourself indestructible? Well, at around the 40 mark, you're gonna start making my payments on those checks that your younger self wrote. |
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This right here. Remember when you were young, and thought yourself indestructible? Well, at around the 40 mark, you're gonna start making payments on those checks that your younger self wrote. Quoted:
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30 is nothing. At 40, your eyes go. When you fall down you dont get up as fast. When you work out it doesnt change your body. Worst of all....you cant trust a fart. This right here. Remember when you were young, and thought yourself indestructible? Well, at around the 40 mark, you're gonna start making payments on those checks that your younger self wrote. |
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shit, I have kids and sox older than 30
now hair starts growing from unusual places, unusual hair too. but, physically..the next 10 years you're at the top of your game... when I was 30 it took to hands to hold it down long enough to pee and not hit myself in the face.. 
today it takes 2 hands to hold it up and keep it from leaking on my sneakers. 
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Happy Birthday! 30 ain't bad. It's 35 that will kick your ass. 30 is when my immunity to hangovers started failing occasionally. 32 is when my hangovers started hurting like a MF! 35 is when stuff started phyically hurting like my back 37 is when the gray hair started 39 is when I noticed that the eyes are no longer 100% Yup - small changes happen in the 30's. Something tells me the 40's are gonna have more major changes :-/ Happy Birthday old man! |