[ARCHIVED THREAD] - Tinder (Page 1 of 2)
Posted: 11/9/2014 8:04:15 AM EDT
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So anyone here have any success with this bizarre but fascinating app? |
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Peruse through this thread: http://www.ar15.com/forums/t_1_5/1660539_Using_Arf_thread_titles_as_tinder_pickup_lines.html |
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Quoted: I want to download this app to troll people while I work the late shift overnight at work but if my wife saw it on my phone she'd just think I was trying to cheat on her. I have been doing the same thing (trolling) and matched with a woman that my GF works with who was using a different name. Pretty sure it was her though. I don't think she said anything to the GF but there were weird looks. If you are going to troll, use that location changer app so you can operate from a different city.
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I started off trolling it. But I have acctually gone on a couple dates so far. No 
They were girls that seemed pretty normal. At this point in my life I am ready for more than just a one night stand. My mistake is that I keep confusing confidence for just being a bitch. 
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Quoted: Yeah, I did exactly this. It wasn't pretty. Do not advise. Quoted: Quoted: I want to download this app to troll people while I work the late shift overnight at work but if my wife saw it on my phone she'd just think I was trying to cheat on her. Yeah, I did exactly this. It wasn't pretty. Do not advise. |
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Damn, I remember why I don't miss being married. Quoted:
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I want to download this app to troll people while I work the late shift overnight at work but if my wife saw it on my phone she'd just think I was trying to cheat on her. Yeah, I did exactly this. It wasn't pretty. Do not advise. I wasn't married, but my ex gf freaked out. |
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The trolling is comical on a drunken weekend, and the chicks are easy as shit. I had a good looking 32y/o woman match me on Halloween, and within 10mins and maybe 15 messages back and forth, she was on her way over (cause I was drunk and down with the crazy). Ridiculous. I only occasionally answer messages now, cause the novelty has kinda worn off, but if I'm bored or want some company, I can set up a date usually in a couple hours or less. It is undoubtedly the easiest I've ever gotten laid. Almost unbelievably so. And I've met a couple girls that are actually fun to hang out with, too, so that's always a plus. Eta: and I'm ugly |
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Had fun last night... <a href="http://s138.photobucket.com/user/Texan6326/media/2014-11/9915C1C9-8758-4258-8E89-B617197DA49C_zpsyrl8gmed.png.html" target="_blank">http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q262/Texan6326/2014-11/9915C1C9-8758-4258-8E89-B617197DA49C_zpsyrl8gmed.png</a> <a href="http://s138.photobucket.com/user/Texan6326/media/2014-11/4E62481F-9B1D-4394-B586-78233100F08B_zpsgh2mlaqw.png.html" target="_blank">http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q262/Texan6326/2014-11/4E62481F-9B1D-4394-B586-78233100F08B_zpsgh2mlaqw.png</a> <a href="http://s138.photobucket.com/user/Texan6326/media/2014-11/68BDC1E6-DF1B-4B89-9CA2-052F46DA8CF6_zpsftm91ll9.png.html" target="_blank">http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q262/Texan6326/2014-11/68BDC1E6-DF1B-4B89-9CA2-052F46DA8CF6_zpsftm91ll9.png</a> <a href="http://s138.photobucket.com/user/Texan6326/media/2014-11/339F5EA4-90EC-42E3-B9A9-38270AAFBF07_zpsj7gr5oyh.png.html" target="_blank">http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q262/Texan6326/2014-11/339F5EA4-90EC-42E3-B9A9-38270AAFBF07_zpsj7gr5oyh.png</a> <a href="http://s138.photobucket.com/user/Texan6326/media/2014-11/6FA5F9A3-783C-498E-B16C-A14D45046BFC_zpsgqgd9luc.png.html" target="_blank">http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q262/Texan6326/2014-11/6FA5F9A3-783C-498E-B16C-A14D45046BFC_zpsgqgd9luc.png</a> <a href="http://s138.photobucket.com/user/Texan6326/media/2014-11/EB3B80D9-9108-42AE-8CBC-CFF6AD2E8CC9_zpskk6u3qrq.png.html" target="_blank">http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q262/Texan6326/2014-11/EB3B80D9-9108-42AE-8CBC-CFF6AD2E8CC9_zpskk6u3qrq.png</a> I assume you [Winston]Fuck[ed] That Bitch Right In Her Pussy[/Winston]? |
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My wife left me in March, I downloaded Tinder in April, and deleted it in July after going exclusive with a gal I met on there.
From April to July, I dated nine chicks off of Tinder. Just one date with one gal who was weird and lived far away, fooled around with one gal who got weird about me being fresh out of a divorce, got one chick naked and tipsy in my bed when she tells me she's a virgin and I can't fuck her (GTFO with that shit) and sealed the deal with the other six, one of whom is pretty fucking cool and has stuck around since July. ETA: I'm 5'10" and 200lbs, so fairly normal body type. Not a male model but not ugly. I take personal hygiene seriously, and dress fairly normal. I can carry on an intelligent conversation about geopolitics or giggle at a fart. I have my own apartment and car. I'm fairly broke due to the divorce situation. I'll fuck a fat chick if it comes right down to it. |
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My wife left me in March, I downloaded Tinder in April, and deleted it in July after going exclusive with a gal I met on there. From April to July, I dated nine chicks off of Tinder. Just one date with one gal who was weird and lived far away, fooled around with one gal who got weird about me being fresh out of a divorce, got one chick naked and tipsy in my bed when she tells me she's a virgin and I can't fuck her (GTFO with that shit) and sealed the deal with the other six, one of whom is pretty fucking cool and has stuck around since July. ETA: I'm 5'10" and 200lbs, so fairly normal body type. Not a male model but not ugly. I take personal hygiene seriously, and dress fairly normal. I can carry on an intelligent conversation about geopolitics or giggle at a fart. I have my own apartment and car. I'm fairly broke due to the divorce situation. I'll fuck a fat chick if it comes right down to it. This part from Borat popped in my head as I read that last line 
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My wife left me in March, I downloaded Tinder in April, and deleted it in July after going exclusive with a gal I met on there. From April to July, I dated nine chicks off of Tinder. Just one date with one gal who was weird and lived far away, fooled around with one gal who got weird about me being fresh out of a divorce, got one chick naked and tipsy in my bed when she tells me she's a virgin and I can't fuck her (GTFO with that shit) and sealed the deal with the other six, one of whom is pretty fucking cool and has stuck around since July. ETA: I'm 5'10" and 200lbs, so fairly normal body type. Not a male model but not ugly. I take personal hygiene seriously, and dress fairly normal. I can carry on an intelligent conversation about geopolitics or giggle at a fart. I have my own apartment and car. I'm fairly broke due to the divorce situation. I'll fuck a fat chick if it comes right down to it. You can jump on a grenade for me any night, Bro... 
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My wife left me in March, I downloaded Tinder in April, and deleted it in July after going exclusive with a gal I met on there. From April to July, I dated nine chicks off of Tinder. Just one date with one gal who was weird and lived far away, fooled around with one gal who got weird about me being fresh out of a divorce, got one chick naked and tipsy in my bed when she tells me she's a virgin and I can't fuck her (GTFO with that shit) and sealed the deal with the other six, one of whom is pretty fucking cool and has stuck around since July. ETA: I'm 5'10" and 200lbs, so fairly normal body type. Not a male model but not ugly. I take personal hygiene seriously, and dress fairly normal. I can carry on an intelligent conversation about geopolitics or giggle at a fart. I have my own apartment and car. I'm fairly broke due to the divorce situation. I'll fuck a fat chick if it comes right down to it. Yea... No fat chicks. It's a rule I'm proud to have stuck to, and hopefully never have to break. |
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Quoted: Yea... No fat chicks. It's a rule I'm proud to have stuck to, and hopefully never have to break. Quoted: Quoted: My wife left me in March, I downloaded Tinder in April, and deleted it in July after going exclusive with a gal I met on there. From April to July, I dated nine chicks off of Tinder. Just one date with one gal who was weird and lived far away, fooled around with one gal who got weird about me being fresh out of a divorce, got one chick naked and tipsy in my bed when she tells me she's a virgin and I can't fuck her (GTFO with that shit) and sealed the deal with the other six, one of whom is pretty fucking cool and has stuck around since July. ETA: I'm 5'10" and 200lbs, so fairly normal body type. Not a male model but not ugly. I take personal hygiene seriously, and dress fairly normal. I can carry on an intelligent conversation about geopolitics or giggle at a fart. I have my own apartment and car. I'm fairly broke due to the divorce situation. I'll fuck a fat chick if it comes right down to it. Yea... No fat chicks. It's a rule I'm proud to have stuck to, and hopefully never have to break. I've nailed fatties, god it's so depressing after the fact. |
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You can jump on a grenade for me any night, Bro... <a href="http://s138.photobucket.com/user/Texan6326/media/giphy_zpsmfpdnisi.gif.html" target="_blank">http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q262/Texan6326/giphy_zpsmfpdnisi.gif</a> Quoted:
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My wife left me in March, I downloaded Tinder in April, and deleted it in July after going exclusive with a gal I met on there. From April to July, I dated nine chicks off of Tinder. Just one date with one gal who was weird and lived far away, fooled around with one gal who got weird about me being fresh out of a divorce, got one chick naked and tipsy in my bed when she tells me she's a virgin and I can't fuck her (GTFO with that shit) and sealed the deal with the other six, one of whom is pretty fucking cool and has stuck around since July. ETA: I'm 5'10" and 200lbs, so fairly normal body type. Not a male model but not ugly. I take personal hygiene seriously, and dress fairly normal. I can carry on an intelligent conversation about geopolitics or giggle at a fart. I have my own apartment and car. I'm fairly broke due to the divorce situation. I'll fuck a fat chick if it comes right down to it. You can jump on a grenade for me any night, Bro... <a href="http://s138.photobucket.com/user/Texan6326/media/giphy_zpsmfpdnisi.gif.html" target="_blank">http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q262/Texan6326/giphy_zpsmfpdnisi.gif</a> There's two kinds of guys out there, guys who admit that they'll fuck a fat chick, and liars. Sometimes, a man just has to go a'hoggin. There's shame in it, to be sure. No man likes to be caught hoggin, just the same as no man likes to be caught spankin his pud, but I'm not so vain as to deny that I have fucked a fat chick under the right set of circumstances. |
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There's two kinds of guys out there, guys who admit that they'll fuck a fat chick, and liars. Sometimes, a man just has to go a'hoggin. There's shame in it, to be sure. No man likes to be caught hoggin, just the same as no man likes to be caught spankin his pud, but I'm not so vain as to deny that I have fucked a fat chick under the right set of circumstances. Quoted:
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My wife left me in March, I downloaded Tinder in April, and deleted it in July after going exclusive with a gal I met on there. From April to July, I dated nine chicks off of Tinder. Just one date with one gal who was weird and lived far away, fooled around with one gal who got weird about me being fresh out of a divorce, got one chick naked and tipsy in my bed when she tells me she's a virgin and I can't fuck her (GTFO with that shit) and sealed the deal with the other six, one of whom is pretty fucking cool and has stuck around since July. ETA: I'm 5'10" and 200lbs, so fairly normal body type. Not a male model but not ugly. I take personal hygiene seriously, and dress fairly normal. I can carry on an intelligent conversation about geopolitics or giggle at a fart. I have my own apartment and car. I'm fairly broke due to the divorce situation. I'll fuck a fat chick if it comes right down to it. You can jump on a grenade for me any night, Bro... <a href="http://s138.photobucket.com/user/Texan6326/media/giphy_zpsmfpdnisi.gif.html" target="_blank">http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q262/Texan6326/giphy_zpsmfpdnisi.gif</a> There's two kinds of guys out there, guys who admit that they'll fuck a fat chick, and liars. Sometimes, a man just has to go a'hoggin. There's shame in it, to be sure. No man likes to be caught hoggin, just the same as no man likes to be caught spankin his pud, but I'm not so vain as to deny that I have fucked a fat chick under the right set of circumstances. Under the right set of circumstances? How drunk were you  ?
And how fat was she ?
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Have used it for the last year or so and hit 500 matches a couple months ago...most of the girls you match are vapid and a waste of time, but some make it worth it. I've done really well with it and have been pretty surprised by a number of the girls I've met up with. I spend a decent amount of time in canada and can say that without a doubt canadian girls are much more fun and much quicker to get down than their american twins.
ETA - Matched and met up with a girl who was on MTV's real world several seasons ago. Figured it was a fake profile but it ended up being her. One of the many stories I could share from tinder. |
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Quoted: Under the right set of circumstances? How drunk were you ?And how fat was she ?Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: My wife left me in March, I downloaded Tinder in April, and deleted it in July after going exclusive with a gal I met on there. From April to July, I dated nine chicks off of Tinder. Just one date with one gal who was weird and lived far away, fooled around with one gal who got weird about me being fresh out of a divorce, got one chick naked and tipsy in my bed when she tells me she's a virgin and I can't fuck her (GTFO with that shit) and sealed the deal with the other six, one of whom is pretty fucking cool and has stuck around since July. ETA: I'm 5'10" and 200lbs, so fairly normal body type. Not a male model but not ugly. I take personal hygiene seriously, and dress fairly normal. I can carry on an intelligent conversation about geopolitics or giggle at a fart. I have my own apartment and car. I'm fairly broke due to the divorce situation. I'll fuck a fat chick if it comes right down to it. You can jump on a grenade for me any night, Bro... <a href="http://s138.photobucket.com/user/Texan6326/media/giphy_zpsmfpdnisi.gif.html" target="_blank">http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q262/Texan6326/giphy_zpsmfpdnisi.gif</a> There's two kinds of guys out there, guys who admit that they'll fuck a fat chick, and liars. Sometimes, a man just has to go a'hoggin. There's shame in it, to be sure. No man likes to be caught hoggin, just the same as no man likes to be caught spankin his pud, but I'm not so vain as to deny that I have fucked a fat chick under the right set of circumstances. Under the right set of circumstances? How drunk were you ?And how fat was she ? |
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There's two kinds of guys out there, guys who admit that they'll fuck a fat chick, and liars. Sometimes, a man just has to go a'hoggin. There's shame in it, to be sure. No man likes to be caught hoggin, just the same as no man likes to be caught spankin his pud, but I'm not so vain as to deny that I have fucked a fat chick under the right set of circumstances. Quoted:
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My wife left me in March, I downloaded Tinder in April, and deleted it in July after going exclusive with a gal I met on there. From April to July, I dated nine chicks off of Tinder. Just one date with one gal who was weird and lived far away, fooled around with one gal who got weird about me being fresh out of a divorce, got one chick naked and tipsy in my bed when she tells me she's a virgin and I can't fuck her (GTFO with that shit) and sealed the deal with the other six, one of whom is pretty fucking cool and has stuck around since July. ETA: I'm 5'10" and 200lbs, so fairly normal body type. Not a male model but not ugly. I take personal hygiene seriously, and dress fairly normal. I can carry on an intelligent conversation about geopolitics or giggle at a fart. I have my own apartment and car. I'm fairly broke due to the divorce situation. I'll fuck a fat chick if it comes right down to it. You can jump on a grenade for me any night, Bro... <a href="http://s138.photobucket.com/user/Texan6326/media/giphy_zpsmfpdnisi.gif.html" target="_blank">http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q262/Texan6326/giphy_zpsmfpdnisi.gif</a> There's two kinds of guys out there, guys who admit that they'll fuck a fat chick, and liars. Sometimes, a man just has to go a'hoggin. There's shame in it, to be sure. No man likes to be caught hoggin, just the same as no man likes to be caught spankin his pud, but I'm not so vain as to deny that I have fucked a fat chick under the right set of circumstances. Everybody gets one fat girl mulligan. One.... I took mine in 2009 in college. Never. Again. |
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My wife left me in March, I downloaded Tinder in April, and deleted it in July after going exclusive with a gal I met on there. From April to July, I dated nine chicks off of Tinder. Just one date with one gal who was weird and lived far away, fooled around with one gal who got weird about me being fresh out of a divorce, got one chick naked and tipsy in my bed when she tells me she's a virgin and I can't fuck her (GTFO with that shit) and sealed the deal with the other six, one of whom is pretty fucking cool and has stuck around since July. ETA: I'm 5'10" and 200lbs, so fairly normal body type. Not a male model but not ugly. I take personal hygiene seriously, and dress fairly normal. I can carry on an intelligent conversation about geopolitics or giggle at a fart. I have my own apartment and car. I'm fairly broke due to the divorce situation. I'll fuck a fat chick if it comes right down to it. Yea... No fat chicks. It's a rule I'm proud to have stuck to, and hopefully never have to break. I've nailed fatties, god it's so depressing after the fact. Sometimes you just have to bust a slump. |
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Quoted: Sometimes you just have to bust a slump. Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: My wife left me in March, I downloaded Tinder in April, and deleted it in July after going exclusive with a gal I met on there. From April to July, I dated nine chicks off of Tinder. Just one date with one gal who was weird and lived far away, fooled around with one gal who got weird about me being fresh out of a divorce, got one chick naked and tipsy in my bed when she tells me she's a virgin and I can't fuck her (GTFO with that shit) and sealed the deal with the other six, one of whom is pretty fucking cool and has stuck around since July. ETA: I'm 5'10" and 200lbs, so fairly normal body type. Not a male model but not ugly. I take personal hygiene seriously, and dress fairly normal. I can carry on an intelligent conversation about geopolitics or giggle at a fart. I have my own apartment and car. I'm fairly broke due to the divorce situation. I'll fuck a fat chick if it comes right down to it. Yea... No fat chicks. It's a rule I'm proud to have stuck to, and hopefully never have to break. I've nailed fatties, god it's so depressing after the fact. Sometimes you just have to bust a slump. It's not usually a slump thing it's just cause it's there and my dick can override my thoughts most of the time  |
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Under the right set of circumstances? How drunk were you ?
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My wife left me in March, I downloaded Tinder in April, and deleted it in July after going exclusive with a gal I met on there. From April to July, I dated nine chicks off of Tinder. Just one date with one gal who was weird and lived far away, fooled around with one gal who got weird about me being fresh out of a divorce, got one chick naked and tipsy in my bed when she tells me she's a virgin and I can't fuck her (GTFO with that shit) and sealed the deal with the other six, one of whom is pretty fucking cool and has stuck around since July. ETA: I'm 5'10" and 200lbs, so fairly normal body type. Not a male model but not ugly. I take personal hygiene seriously, and dress fairly normal. I can carry on an intelligent conversation about geopolitics or giggle at a fart. I have my own apartment and car. I'm fairly broke due to the divorce situation. I'll fuck a fat chick if it comes right down to it. You can jump on a grenade for me any night, Bro... <a href="http://s138.photobucket.com/user/Texan6326/media/giphy_zpsmfpdnisi.gif.html" target="_blank">http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q262/Texan6326/giphy_zpsmfpdnisi.gif</a> There's two kinds of guys out there, guys who admit that they'll fuck a fat chick, and liars. Sometimes, a man just has to go a'hoggin. There's shame in it, to be sure. No man likes to be caught hoggin, just the same as no man likes to be caught spankin his pud, but I'm not so vain as to deny that I have fucked a fat chick under the right set of circumstances. Under the right set of circumstances? How drunk were you ?
And how fat was she ?
One of em was a little bit fatter than that Lena Dunham, but with a better complexion, bigger tits and without the face that looks like a bag of smashed assholes. Kinda cute actually, and fun in the sack. Would hit that one again stone cold sober. The other one, well, I was drunk and going through Tinder, and she was DTF right then, and drove to my place. That's about all we're gonna say about that.
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Quoted: If they had this app when I was single I would have got more ass than a toilet seat. Shit was difficult and required a lot of work back in the day. Right? I'm not too old yet, but only tried this tinder shit like a month and a half ago. It makes it easy to be picky.
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I suck at meeting women and Tinder hasn't been an exception for me yet. My little brother told me about it a couple months ago hoping it would help me get laid. I usually get 2-3 matches a day pretty easily but from there I just can't make anything happen. I've tried using GD thread titles, dumb pick up lines, commenting on something from their pictures, or just saying hi. If I do get a response back the conversation dies off quickly because I'm not very good at holding small talk with people.
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I suck at meeting women and Tinder hasn't been an exception for me yet. My little brother told me about it a couple months ago hoping it would help me get laid. I usually get 2-3 matches a day pretty easily but from there I just can't make anything happen. I've tried using GD thread titles, dumb pick up lines, commenting on something from their pictures, or just saying hi. If I do get a response back the conversation dies off quickly because I'm not very good at holding small talk with people. Dude, make shit up that is obviously fake. I told a girl I was a serial killer and now I have date with her this weekend. You will be hared pressed to find someone as bad as I am at small talk in real life, but I make it through. Women like to talk... and talk, and talk, and talk. Talk and ask questions about them ( they love that shit). |
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Dude, make shit up that is obviously fake. I told a girl I was a serial killer and now I have date with her this weekend. You will be hared pressed to find someone as bad as I am at small talk in real life, but I make it through. Women like to talk... and talk, and talk, and talk. Talk and ask questions about them ( they love that shit). Quoted:
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I suck at meeting women and Tinder hasn't been an exception for me yet. My little brother told me about it a couple months ago hoping it would help me get laid. I usually get 2-3 matches a day pretty easily but from there I just can't make anything happen. I've tried using GD thread titles, dumb pick up lines, commenting on something from their pictures, or just saying hi. If I do get a response back the conversation dies off quickly because I'm not very good at holding small talk with people. Dude, make shit up that is obviously fake. I told a girl I was a serial killer and now I have date with her this weekend. You will be hared pressed to find someone as bad as I am at small talk in real life, but I make it through. Women like to talk... and talk, and talk, and talk. Talk and ask questions about them ( they love that shit). Man, not all girls
Some of them, it's like getting blood out of a stone
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I suck at meeting women and Tinder hasn't been an exception for me yet. My little brother told me about it a couple months ago hoping it would help me get laid. I usually get 2-3 matches a day pretty easily but from there I just can't make anything happen. I've tried using GD thread titles, dumb pick up lines, commenting on something from their pictures, or just saying hi. If I do get a response back the conversation dies off quickly because I'm not very good at holding small talk with people. Dude, make shit up that is obviously fake. I told a girl I was a serial killer and now I have date with her this weekend. You will be hared pressed to find someone as bad as I am at small talk in real life, but I make it through. Women like to talk... and talk, and talk, and talk. Talk and ask questions about them ( they love that shit). Man, not all girls
Some of them, it's like getting blood out of a stone This^^^ I'm working on one now and by God its up and down... which fucking sucks cause she's cool as hell too as in shoots, hunts, and a texas and red dirt junkie...
Plus I'm a pathetic fucker at the small talk
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Quoted: And you'll catch a lot of shit you'll want to throw back immediately Quoted: Quoted: Yes, but you're going to want to download an auto-liker app. It will like all girls in your radius which widens the net you cast. And you'll catch a lot of shit you'll want to throw back immediately You gotta slay a couple dragons before you get to the princess
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You gotta slay a couple dragons before you get to the princess
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Yes, but you're going to want to download an auto-liker app. It will like all girls in your radius which widens the net you cast. And you'll catch a lot of shit you'll want to throw back immediately You gotta slay a couple dragons before you get to the princess
Just have to be careful those princesses don't have a wand between their legs....I'm seeing more and more of that lately, and some are pretty deceiving. Bitches. |
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My wife left me in March, I downloaded Tinder in April, and deleted it in July after going exclusive with a gal I met on there. From April to July, I dated nine chicks off of Tinder. Just one date with one gal who was weird and lived far away, fooled around with one gal who got weird about me being fresh out of a divorce, got one chick naked and tipsy in my bed when she tells me she's a virgin and I can't fuck her (GTFO with that shit) and sealed the deal with the other six, one of whom is pretty fucking cool and has stuck around since July. ETA: I'm 5'10" and 200lbs, so fairly normal body type. Not a male model but not ugly. I take personal hygiene seriously, and dress fairly normal. I can carry on an intelligent conversation about geopolitics or giggle at a fart. I have my own apartment and car. I'm fairly broke due to the divorce situation. I'll fuck a fat chick if it comes right down to it. Yea... No fat chicks. It's a rule I'm proud to have stuck to, and hopefully never have to break. I've nailed fatties, god it's so depressing after the fact. Fat girls are like meth for me. Not even once... |