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10/16/2013 5:41:59 PM EDT
I recalled this when I saw the McDonalds Hot coffee thread

If you ever get blasted with Scalding hot liquid, Strip off the wet clothing immediately.
That way it does it does not continue to burn you



A long time ago I was told a story of two maintenance men who got sprayed by scalding hot water.
As they were running to get away from it one man tore his wet clothing off, and the other man did not.
The one who tore his clothes off had far less burns than the one who did not.



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10/16/2013 5:43:58 PM EDT
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Thermodynamics aren't tips or hints, they are laws.
10/16/2013 5:46:06 PM EDT
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Common sense laws for common sense people.

10/16/2013 5:48:12 PM EDT
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Dont eat the yellow snow?

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10/16/2013 5:48:59 PM EDT
[#4]
Don't piss into the wind.
10/16/2013 5:49:38 PM EDT
[#5]
Don't tug on Superman's cape?
10/16/2013 5:51:16 PM EDT
[#6]
Don't piss down my back and tell me it's raining.
10/16/2013 5:51:24 PM EDT
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Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.


10/16/2013 5:51:27 PM EDT
[#8]
Don't mess with MotorMouth.
10/16/2013 5:51:41 PM EDT
[#9]
Never underestimate the stupid/crazy in women no matter how cute.
10/16/2013 5:51:50 PM EDT
[#10]
Don't mess around with Jim!
10/16/2013 5:51:59 PM EDT
[#11]
You don't pull the mask off that old lone ranger?
10/16/2013 5:52:03 PM EDT
[#12]
Don't eat out a vegetable.
10/16/2013 5:52:34 PM EDT
[#13]
Never go full retard unless your life depends on it.
10/16/2013 5:52:50 PM EDT
[#14]
Don't piss on a spark plug...
10/16/2013 5:53:46 PM EDT
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That is all
10/16/2013 5:54:20 PM EDT
[#16]
Don't pick your nose on a bumpy road.
10/16/2013 5:54:34 PM EDT
[#17]
Grandma used to put butter on burns.

Don't do that.
10/16/2013 5:57:10 PM EDT
[#18]
NEVER trust a fart if you are over 45 years old !
10/16/2013 5:57:12 PM EDT
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This bears repeating.
10/16/2013 5:58:12 PM EDT
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Always keep an edge on your knife, son.
10/16/2013 5:58:42 PM EDT
[#21]
FBHO
10/16/2013 6:02:01 PM EDT
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I was wearing no shoes outside once, and my socks got drenched in boiling water.   I tried like Hell to get the sock off because I could feel it doing damage to my foot after I had jumped away.  When I finally did get it off, I saw a sheet of skin peel away with the sock....
10/16/2013 6:04:50 PM EDT
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Common sense laws for common sense people.

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Common sense sure as fuck isn't common.
10/16/2013 6:05:52 PM EDT
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I was wearing no shoes outside once, and my socks got drenched in boiling water.   I tried like Hell to get the sock off because I could feel it doing damage to my foot after I had jumped away.  When I finally did get it off, I saw a sheet of skin peel away with the sock....
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10/16/2013 6:11:25 PM EDT
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1. Never trust a fart.
2. Don't pass up a chance to take a piss.
3. Never waste a hard on.

Parting words to me from my favorite CO of all time after his retirement ceremony. His advice will not be forgotten.

Wise man for sure.

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10/16/2013 6:13:51 PM EDT
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When driving, walking, or anything in between if you do something that requires another driver to slow down or change lanes or direction to avoid hitting you then you are putting your life in the hands of someone you don't know anything about.  You can't avoid doing it completely but trying to keep it to a minimum increases your odds of survival significantly.
10/16/2013 6:14:35 PM EDT
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Look both ways beofre you cross a road
10/16/2013 6:16:51 PM EDT
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If you catch on fire stop, drop, and roll.

You know, they kept telling us that shit in school like there was a high probability of catching fire.  So far, 40 years into life and I haven't need this piece of information yet...
10/16/2013 6:19:41 PM EDT
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If a spouse cheats on the other person in a marriage, they will cheat again no matter what they say.
10/16/2013 6:21:39 PM EDT
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If you're ever suffering from dehydration, find elephant poop and squeeze out the water.
Oh, and if you ever need to go swimming, and it's really cold...

Pull a seal out of it's skin and then wear it as a wetsuit. The skin, not the seal.

Throw the seal away, or squeeze it for water.
 
10/16/2013 6:22:39 PM EDT
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Be careful where you put your money, and where you put your dick.

10/16/2013 6:22:47 PM EDT
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Fool me once shame on you, fool me twice shame on me.

Trust but verify.

Always have a plan
10/16/2013 6:23:49 PM EDT
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CoC prevents me from posting my tip.  
10/16/2013 6:24:11 PM EDT
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Just the tip?



 
10/16/2013 6:24:27 PM EDT
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Do not knife a truck tire. Apparently they are at extremely high pressure and will literally take your arm off or kill you. Thanks again for teaching me that one AR15.com.
10/16/2013 6:25:33 PM EDT
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1. Never trust a fart.
2. Don't pass up a chance to take a piss.
3. Never waste a hard on.

Parting words to me from my favorite CO of all time after his retirement ceremony. His advice will not be forgotten.

Wise man for sure.

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Those three things were said by an old guy who was assisting with a class in New Hampshire by Mas Ayoob some years ago.  I'm kinda thinking he was retired military.  He was in his 70s then, maybe 8-11 years ago.  Makes me wonder if it was the same guy or just from the same circles.
10/16/2013 6:27:40 PM EDT
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'Cause a good, sharp edge is a man's best hedge against the vague uncertainties of life.
10/16/2013 6:28:11 PM EDT
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If you're ever suffering from dehydration, find elephant poop and squeeze out the water.


Oh, and if you ever need to go swimming, and it's really cold...
Pull a seal out of it's skin and then wear it as a wetsuit. The skin, not the seal.
Throw the seal away, or squeeze it for water.

 
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If you're ever suffering from dehydration, find elephant poop and squeeze out the water.


Oh, and if you ever need to go swimming, and it's really cold...
Pull a seal out of it's skin and then wear it as a wetsuit. The skin, not the seal.
Throw the seal away, or squeeze it for water.

 



What if I'm floating on a home built raft, in the ocean..and I'm really dehydrated???
10/16/2013 6:28:45 PM EDT
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Two is one, one is none.
10/16/2013 6:31:02 PM EDT
[#40]
The 4 rules...I hope you already know them
10/16/2013 6:32:00 PM EDT
[#41]
A Daewoo lanos can fuck you up
10/16/2013 6:32:07 PM EDT
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If you catch on fire stop, drop, and roll.

You know, they kept telling us that shit in school like there was a high probability of catching fire.  So far, 40 years into life and I haven't need this piece of information yet...
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That shit didn't work for me
10/16/2013 6:32:18 PM EDT
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87
10/16/2013 6:32:33 PM EDT
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If your outgo exceeds your income,
your upkeep will be your downfall.


From a pastor friend.
RIP Danny
10/16/2013 6:35:02 PM EDT
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Keep cotton balls covered in Vaseline in a Ziploc bag in your car.  Makes an excellent fire starter.
10/16/2013 6:36:07 PM EDT
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Load your secondary first.

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10/16/2013 6:38:06 PM EDT
[#47]
Do not masturbate with shampoo slowly.
10/16/2013 6:42:26 PM EDT
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Check twice, zip once.

Measure twice, cut once because if you measure once you will likely end up cutting twice.
10/16/2013 6:45:53 PM EDT
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That shit didn't work for me
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If you catch on fire stop, drop, and roll.

You know, they kept telling us that shit in school like there was a high probability of catching fire.  So far, 40 years into life and I haven't need this piece of information yet...


That shit didn't work for me


When my shirt caught on fire I immediately took it off and threw it on the ground, disappointing my friend who wanted to see me on fire and rolling around.

Tip: while drinking and around a fire, be careful using any kind of fuel to "really git'er goin'"
10/16/2013 6:50:07 PM EDT
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When my shirt caught on fire I immediately took it off and threw it on the ground, disappointing my friend who wanted to see me on fire and rolling around.

Tip: while drinking and around a fire, be careful using any kind of fuel to "really git'er goin'"
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If you catch on fire stop, drop, and roll.

You know, they kept telling us that shit in school like there was a high probability of catching fire.  So far, 40 years into life and I haven't need this piece of information yet...


That shit didn't work for me


When my shirt caught on fire I immediately took it off and threw it on the ground, disappointing my friend who wanted to see me on fire and rolling around.

Tip: while drinking and around a fire, be careful using any kind of fuel to "really git'er goin'"


My fire involved gas so a simple "stop, drop and roll" didn't cut it.

Tip: Seriously, don't use gas to start a fire
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