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5/25/2010 6:45:36 AM EDT
Men can have 8 million genetically different sperm, and women a like number of egg types. Together they can produce 64 billion children with no genetic duplicates.
5/25/2010 6:46:39 AM EDT
[#1]
I can barely handle the two kids I have - like I want 64 billion.  
5/25/2010 6:47:13 AM EDT
[#2]
But a trailer park can fuck up 1.















5/25/2010 6:48:37 AM EDT
[#3]
With odds like that, you would think retarded sperm would find retarded eggs less often
5/25/2010 6:48:37 AM EDT
[#4]
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But a trailer park can fuck up 1.

















5/25/2010 6:49:59 AM EDT
[#5]
A pigs orgasm lasts for 30 minutes.
5/25/2010 6:50:23 AM EDT
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With odds like that, you would think retarded sperm would find retarded eggs less often


you would think so, but 2008 elections were proof that doesn't happen like it should.
5/25/2010 6:55:08 AM EDT
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The road to the airport where I'm supposed to catch a plane to take me back to civilization today is under several feet of water.

This knowledge isn't useless, but the road is.

5/25/2010 7:06:26 AM EDT
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Men can have 8 million genetically different sperm, and women a like number of egg types. Together they can produce 64 billion children with no genetic duplicates.


James Brown tried to show us.
5/25/2010 7:11:31 AM EDT
[#9]
That is pretty useless, but still interesting.
5/25/2010 7:18:18 AM EDT
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Men can have 8 million genetically different sperm, and women a like number of egg types. Together they can produce 64 billion children with no genetic duplicates.




James Brown tried to show us.


Flavor Flav is taking up where he left off.



 
5/25/2010 7:24:14 AM EDT
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... Together they can produce 64 billion children with no genetic duplicates.


And yet I somehow managed a "rerun" the second time out.









5/25/2010 7:28:02 AM EDT
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... Together they can produce 64 billion children with no genetic duplicates.

And yet I somehow managed a "rerun" the second time out.

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y12/HardShell/RWB%20Family/twins3rdbdayRossis.jpg



cute kids, but who's that fugly guy with em?
5/25/2010 7:36:19 AM EDT
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... Together they can produce 64 billion children with no genetic duplicates.

And yet I somehow managed a "rerun" the second time out.

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y12/HardShell/RWB%20Family/twins3rdbdayRossis.jpg



cute kids, but who's that fugly guy with em?


The nanny
5/25/2010 9:52:06 AM EDT
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cute kids, but who's that fugly guy with em?




The nanny



I've been called worse.




(Wish I could stay home/take care of them all day/every day.
)
5/25/2010 12:11:28 PM EDT
[#15]
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With odds like that, you would think retarded sperm would find retarded eggs less often


Well, maybe 63 billion of them ARE retarded and the smart ones are the exception. (seems so these days)
5/25/2010 12:14:07 PM EDT
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cute kids, but who's that fugly guy with em?


The nanny

I've been called worse.

(Wish I could stay home/take care of them all day/every day. )






Re-run or double tap?
5/25/2010 12:26:30 PM EDT
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Re-run or double tap?


Two of a kind, workin' on a full house is probably a better description.




(With all due apologies to Garth Brooks...)

5/25/2010 1:22:23 PM EDT
[#18]
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Re-run or double tap?

Two of a kind, workin' on a full house is probably a better description.

(With all due apologies to Garth Brooks...)


dang them babies is growin up fast!
5/25/2010 1:25:15 PM EDT
[#19]
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With odds like that, you would think retarded sperm would find retarded eggs less often


Dominant vs. recessive genes
5/25/2010 1:32:15 PM EDT
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dang them babies is growin up fast!


Yep –– the girls are 3 now, and Richie finishes up Kindergarten this week.



It's all I can do to keep up with them.






5/25/2010 1:44:48 PM EDT
[#21]
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A pigs orgasm lasts for 30 minutes.



don't even wanna know how you know that
5/25/2010 3:06:05 PM EDT
[#22]
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A pigs orgasm lasts for 30 minutes.



don't even wanna know how you know that


lets just say his pig is happy.
5/25/2010 3:07:15 PM EDT
[#23]
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A pigs orgasm lasts for 30 minutes.



don't even wanna know how you know that


lets just say his pig is happy.






I dumped her for my wife.  
5/25/2010 3:07:23 PM EDT
[#24]
Quoted:
A pigs orgasm lasts for 30 minutes.





 Not with me they don't.