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12/29/2009 4:38:21 AM EDT
In 1969, the navy spent $375,000 on an "aerodynamic analysis of the self-suspended flare."

The study’s conclusion was that the Frisbee was not feasible as military hardware.
12/29/2009 5:05:15 AM EDT
[#1]
An earthworm has five hearts.
12/29/2009 5:07:03 AM EDT
[#2]
What if you sharpened the edges and then threw it into a bunch of protesting hippies?
12/29/2009 5:07:09 AM EDT
[#3]
The quickest way to a man's heart is through his ribcage.
12/29/2009 5:08:04 AM EDT
[#4]
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What if you sharpened the edges and then threw it into a bunch of protesting hippies?


then you'd be a ninja
12/29/2009 5:09:51 AM EDT
[#5]
The skin of the penis is the same as the skin of an eyelid.
12/29/2009 5:10:59 AM EDT
[#6]
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The skin of the penis is the same as the skin of an eyelid.


that explains why my eyes swell shut in tittie bars
12/29/2009 5:11:44 AM EDT
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What if you sharpened the edges and then threw it into a bunch of protesting hippies?




then you'd be a ninja




Actually you'd be a Sikh



http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chakram



12/29/2009 5:12:00 AM EDT
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The skin of the penis is the same as the skin of an eyelid.




that explains why my eyes swell shut in tittie bars







 
12/29/2009 5:13:26 AM EDT
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The Earth is the densest planet in the solar system,
weighs nearly 6,588,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 tons,
and is the only planet not named after a god.
12/29/2009 5:13:33 AM EDT
[#10]
Quoted:
Quoted:
The skin of the penis is the same as the skin of an eyelid.


that explains why my eyes swell shut in tittie bars



you owe my employer a new keyboard and monitor
12/29/2009 5:21:13 AM EDT
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The Earth is the densest planet in the solar system,
weighs nearly 6,588,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 tons,
and is the only planet not named after a god.


Gaia (pronounced /ˈɡeɪ.ə/ or /ˈɡaɪ.ə/) "land" or "earth", from the Ancient Greek Γαῖα; also Gæa or Gea (Koine and Modern Greek Γῆ)[1] is the primal Greek goddess personifying the Earth.

12/29/2009 5:23:44 AM EDT
[#12]
The glue on Israeli
 postage is certified kosher.
12/29/2009 5:29:24 AM EDT
[#13]
The Chrysler Slant 6 was originally designed a 4cly engine.
12/29/2009 5:41:11 AM EDT
[#14]
I you eat a whole box of Honey Nut Cheerios, your farts will smell like Honey Nut Cheerios.
12/29/2009 5:42:23 AM EDT
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In 1969, the navy spent $375,000 on an "aerodynamic analysis of the self-suspended flare."

The study’s conclusion was that the Frisbee was not feasible as military hardware.


Link? I would bet that the Frisbee was just one of several methods examined to self-suspend a flare.
12/29/2009 5:42:27 AM EDT
[#16]
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An earthworm has five hearts.


and is asexual
12/29/2009 5:51:32 AM EDT
[#17]
Quoted:
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The skin of the penis is the same as the skin of an eyelid.


that explains why my eyes swell shut in tittie bars


12/29/2009 5:52:05 AM EDT
[#18]
Many Corals eat and poop through the same opening
12/29/2009 5:53:05 AM EDT
[#19]
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Many Corals eat and poop through the same opening


Much like a politician.
12/29/2009 6:02:33 AM EDT
[#20]
Wind Chill Temperature

Is the cooling effect of wind on exposed skin.
The formula to compute Wind Chill:
Wind chill temperature = 35.74 + 0.6215T - 35.75V (**0.16) + 0.4275TV(**0.16)

Where V is the wind speed in statute miles per hour
T is the temperature in degrees Fahrenheit.


12/29/2009 6:10:41 AM EDT
[#21]
A mil surp gas mask is useful when you have 2 babies in diapers living under one roof.
12/29/2009 6:23:40 AM EDT
[#22]
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A mil surp gas mask is useful when you have 2 babies in diapers living under one roof.


I've done that lol
12/29/2009 6:29:18 AM EDT
[#23]
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Many Corals eat and poop through the same opening


Much like a politician.


nice.
12/29/2009 6:30:18 AM EDT
[#24]



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A mil surp gas mask is useful when you have 2 babies in diapers living under one roof.




I've done that lol


I bet it terrified the kids!



 
12/29/2009 7:06:42 AM EDT
[#25]
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The skin of the penis is the same as the skin of an eyelid.


So that's what they mean by "cock-eyed".
12/29/2009 7:26:58 AM EDT
[#26]
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I you eat a whole box of Honey Nut Cheerios, your farts will smell like Honey Nut Cheerios.



I've noticed eating McDonalds french fries has a similar effect.


12/29/2009 7:32:05 AM EDT
[#27]
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A mil surp gas mask is useful when you have 2 babies in diapers living under one roof.


I've done that lol

I bet it terrified the kids!
 


What comes out of them is .................

On a side note my dad had 7 kids and only changed diapers
He is my hero.
12/29/2009 7:32:33 AM EDT
[#28]
Humans are have more genetic similarity to chimpanzees, than chimpanzees do to mountain gorillas. (97% vs. 95% DNA sequence matching).
12/29/2009 9:50:32 AM EDT
[#29]
hippopotomonstroses and quippedaliophobia Fear of: long words
12/29/2009 9:54:00 AM EDT
[#30]
the Union Pacific railroad has the oldest corporate logo still in use, and is the only class 1 railroad that has not changed it's name since starting.
12/29/2009 9:54:10 AM EDT
[#31]
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A mil surp gas mask is useful when you have 2 babies in diapers living under one roof.


I've done that lol

I bet it terrified the kids!
 


I've only got one in diapers now, she seems to like it when I wear the gas mas...but she always asks, "Daddy...Daddy?"  to make sure its me in there.

She's more terrified of the prospect of her trying to put the mask on via her older sister "helping her"