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8/9/2013 7:42:35 PM EDT


Belongs to the member, substandard, a member of this site since 2006.




For those of you who are not familiar with the person in his avatar, it is the one and only, Emperor Norton - the only Emperor of the United States.

Though originally born in England, he spent much of his life in San Francisco where he would be seen wearing a uniform befitting of the Emperor of the USA.

As a young man, my great-aunt would see people like the Emperor and describe them as "colorful".  Great-aunt Emma wouldn't call a person crazy.

Further info on the good Emperor:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emperor_Norton


8/9/2013 7:47:20 PM EDT
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I have a lovely bunch of coconuts.........
8/9/2013 7:47:42 PM EDT
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So san Francisco has always been bat shit crazy.
8/9/2013 7:49:41 PM EDT
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We is Emperor now.

8/9/2013 7:50:06 PM EDT
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You k ow, I'm the mod of the test post forum on another forum .  Legit.  I'm coming for your title
8/9/2013 7:51:24 PM EDT
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Don't invest in commodities.
8/9/2013 7:52:25 PM EDT
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or Peruvian Rice.

8/9/2013 7:52:49 PM EDT
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Sure.  I bet you're the Emperor there.


8/9/2013 7:56:41 PM EDT
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Wow.. I uh..I am honored. I never thought I would get this award with so many others in the running. Do I get a free monkey?



How did you figure out it was Norton?
8/9/2013 7:57:36 PM EDT
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God bless Emperor Norton and God bless Tineye.  



Edit:  dammit - I should have said that it was in your NSA file.
8/9/2013 7:58:26 PM EDT
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How did you figure out it was Norton?

God bless Emperor Norton and God bless Tineye.  







God bless'em one and all.



(apologies to Dickens)



 
8/9/2013 8:00:18 PM EDT
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I've heard of the good Emperor but didn't recognize the pic.  I thought it was Bushrod Johnson
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Pffft.  Bushrod was only a Major General.  Hardly close to the status of an Emperor.


8/9/2013 8:04:47 PM EDT
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Pffft.  Bushrod was only a Major General.  Hardly close to the status of an Emperor.







Norton was also "Protector of Mexico"



 
8/9/2013 8:06:22 PM EDT
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This thread makes me feel like Donny from The Big Lebowski.

8/9/2013 8:08:44 PM EDT
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I think this should be a weekly feature.
8/9/2013 8:09:29 PM EDT
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Says the guy with the Batman avatar.



 
8/9/2013 8:16:27 PM EDT
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I concur.
8/9/2013 8:17:35 PM EDT
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"Emperor of the United States and Protector of Mexico"
8/9/2013 8:19:31 PM EDT
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Huh.. And here I always thought Norton made those powerful but shitty English bikes.

The more you know, I guess.

Oh, and congrats!!  
8/9/2013 8:32:08 PM EDT
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I did not recognize the picture but I watched a program on the emperor awhile back.
8/9/2013 8:39:01 PM EDT
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I clicked on this thread secretly hoping it would be my avatar.
At least my odds were pretty good.



8/9/2013 8:42:44 PM EDT
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Actually, after reading part of the wikipedia link, he actually sounds a lot like our current president:





"and currency issued in his name was honoured in the establishments he frequented.

Though he was considered insane, or at least highly eccentric, the citizens of San Francisco celebrated his regal presence and his proclamations, most famously, his "order" that the United States Congress be dissolved by force"
"In his self-appointed role of emperor, Norton issued numerous decrees on matters of the state. After assuming absolute control over the country, he saw no further need for a legislature, and on October 12, 1859, he issued a decree formally abolishing the United States Congress."







8/9/2013 8:47:02 PM EDT
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Here they are, standing in a row...
8/10/2013 4:59:05 AM EDT
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I know who the next one will be.  

8/15/2013 10:00:08 PM EDT
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Says the guy with the Batman avatar.
 

Batman, eh?

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