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12/22/2014 4:43:06 PM EDT
Could never be made today...... Not talking about the F14's......

Watching it now, Great Movie!!!!! Women were Women and Men were Men.... Fucking Hollywood would never allow such a thing today.
12/22/2014 4:43:58 PM EDT
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Maverick would be a lesbian struggling against the patriarchy.
12/22/2014 4:44:19 PM EDT
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I take issue with your me are men line , In Top Gun the men have a crush on each other enough to make a Bronie proud
12/22/2014 4:44:34 PM EDT
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Could never be made today...... Not talking about the F14's......



Watching it now, Great Movie!!!!! Women were Women and Men were Men.... Fucking Hollywood would never allow such a thing today.
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I think there's a new one coming out isn't there? At least that's what Cruise's IMDB info says... Let me guess, he will be an instructor for the F-35 bloatware crew



 

12/22/2014 4:44:39 PM EDT
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Ironically, it was directed by a woman.

12/22/2014 4:45:26 PM EDT
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Easy to make it today...

Just replace Kelly McGillis with a guy.

edited - forgot her name... Corrected below.
12/22/2014 4:46:33 PM EDT
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12/22/2014 4:48:19 PM EDT
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12/22/2014 4:49:13 PM EDT
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He'd be transgendered and instead of Goose dying, Mav would be sexually assaulted by someone at TOP GUN. Mav would win a lawsuit against the DOD and pave the way for Transgendered combat pilot quotas.  Mav would later on be shot by a right wing nut job while running for office.  Think transgendered Erin Brokovich meets the Gabby Giffords story with a few clips of simulated air-to-air combat thrown in.
12/22/2014 4:49:28 PM EDT
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I believe fully this is more of a "Chick Flick" then a guy movie.

The fact that Maverick and Goose were more than just "both in the Navy " is really good. Military life really doesn't transfer well to civilian life. Watching any of the Article 15 clothing vids confirms this.....
12/22/2014 4:49:46 PM EDT
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This just killed my childhood memories.... Time was much easier on Cruise ... no, not a coming out thread...
















 




 
12/22/2014 4:51:13 PM EDT
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This just killed my childhood memories.... Time was much easier on Cruise ... no, not a coming out thread...



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This just killed my childhood memories.... Time was much easier on Cruise ... no, not a coming out thread...



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I didn't think she was all that in the movie either, to be perfectly honest.
12/22/2014 4:51:51 PM EDT
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He'd be transgendered and instead of Goose dying, Mav would be sexually assaulted by someone at TOP GUN. Mav would win a lawsuit against the DOD and pave the way for Transgendered combat pilot quotas.  Mav would later on be shot by a right wing nut job while running for office.  Think transgendered Erin Brokovich meets the Gabby Giffords story with a few clips of simulated air-to-air combat thrown in.
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Maverick would be a lesbian struggling against the patriarchy.

He'd be transgendered and instead of Goose dying, Mav would be sexually assaulted by someone at TOP GUN. Mav would win a lawsuit against the DOD and pave the way for Transgendered combat pilot quotas.  Mav would later on be shot by a right wing nut job while running for office.  Think transgendered Erin Brokovich meets the Gabby Giffords story with a few clips of simulated air-to-air combat thrown in.

That's quite a gift you've got there.
12/22/2014 4:53:15 PM EDT
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I didn't think she was all that in the movie either, to be perfectly honest.
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Easy to make it today...

Just replace Kelly McGuire with a guy.
McGillis ....

This just killed my childhood memories.... Time was much easier on Cruise ... no, not a coming out thread...



http://static.tvgcdn.net/MediaBin/Content/090427/News/Todays_News_Our_Take/4_thurs/090430kelly-mcgillis1.jpg
 

 

I didn't think she was all that in the movie either, to be perfectly honest.

agreed.
12/22/2014 4:56:00 PM EDT
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Easy to make it today...

Just replace Kelly McGuire with a guy.
McGillis ....

This just killed my childhood memories.... Time was much easier on Cruise ... no, not a coming out thread...



http://static.tvgcdn.net/MediaBin/Content/090427/News/Todays_News_Our_Take/4_thurs/090430kelly-mcgillis1.jpg
 

 

I didn't think she was all that in the movie either, to be perfectly honest.

agreed.






hair is just bigger because of the 80's

But I guess, this is arfcom, where everyone bangs 11's and wouldn't touch Kate Upton because she's fat
12/22/2014 4:57:13 PM EDT
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hair is just bigger because of the 80's

But I guess, this is arfcom, where everyone bangs 11's and wouldn't touch Kate Upton because she's fat
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Easy to make it today...

Just replace Kelly McGuire with a guy.
McGillis ....

This just killed my childhood memories.... Time was much easier on Cruise ... no, not a coming out thread...



http://static.tvgcdn.net/MediaBin/Content/090427/News/Todays_News_Our_Take/4_thurs/090430kelly-mcgillis1.jpg
 

 

I didn't think she was all that in the movie either, to be perfectly honest.

agreed.




http://cdn-media.hollywood.com/images/l/TopGunKellyMcGillis_620_020613.jpg

hair is just bigger because of the 80's

But I guess, this is arfcom, where everyone bangs 11's and wouldn't touch Kate Upton because she's fat


She's a stone cold hottie and when it came time to put up or shut up every guy here would either take her or run down to their mom's basement.

12/22/2014 4:57:49 PM EDT
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hair is just bigger because of the 80's

But I guess, this is arfcom, where everyone bangs 11's and wouldn't touch Kate Upton because she's fat
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Easy to make it today...

Just replace Kelly McGuire with a guy.
McGillis ....

This just killed my childhood memories.... Time was much easier on Cruise ... no, not a coming out thread...



http://static.tvgcdn.net/MediaBin/Content/090427/News/Todays_News_Our_Take/4_thurs/090430kelly-mcgillis1.jpg
 

 

I didn't think she was all that in the movie either, to be perfectly honest.

agreed.




http://cdn-media.hollywood.com/images/l/TopGunKellyMcGillis_620_020613.jpg

hair is just bigger because of the 80's

But I guess, this is arfcom, where everyone bangs 11's and wouldn't touch Kate Upton because she's fat

I didn't say she was ugly. She just never did it for me like other 80s babes did.
12/22/2014 4:58:30 PM EDT
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But I guess, this is arfcom, where everyone bangs 11's and wouldn't touch Kate Upton because she's fat


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Just replace Kelly McGuire with a guy.
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This just killed my childhood memories.... Time was much easier on Cruise ... no, not a coming out thread...
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I didn't think she was all that in the movie either, to be perfectly honest.



agreed.












http://cdn-media.hollywood.com/images/l/TopGunKellyMcGillis_620_020613.jpg





hair is just bigger because of the 80's





But I guess, this is arfcom, where everyone bangs 11's and wouldn't touch Kate Upton because she's fat







 

I agree, I thought she was hot...even when I saw this in the theaters when I was 14 years old.




Edit: I just realized what I just said... To be honest, I think a living breathing women was hot at that age

 
12/22/2014 4:59:27 PM EDT
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12/22/2014 4:59:34 PM EDT
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Absolutely. It's not even a joke.The main character would almost certainly be a woman and there is a real good chance she would be a lesbian.

The only character that wouldn't change would be Goose and Ice Man.  Goose wouldn't change, because he needs to be a helpless man.  Ice man wouldn't change, because he would represent the oppressive white male.

12/22/2014 5:00:10 PM EDT
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I thought she was ok looking then but found out she was gay



I like the movie thought it was good




its kinda like storm ship troopers  
12/22/2014 5:00:21 PM EDT
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I take issue with your me are men line , In Top Gun the men have a crush on each other enough to make a Bronie proud


Revisionist bullshit.  Top Gun was awesome.



 
12/22/2014 5:01:38 PM EDT
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I like the movie thought it was good

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Neo-Nazis fighting bugs in space to earn citizenship?  Why not!!!
12/22/2014 5:03:53 PM EDT
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Where is that from?
12/22/2014 5:08:07 PM EDT
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http://cdn-media.hollywood.com/images/l/TopGunKellyMcGillis_620_020613.jpg

hair is just bigger because of the 80's

But I guess, this is arfcom, where everyone bangs 11's and wouldn't touch Kate Upton because she's fat
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Easy to make it today...

Just replace Kelly McGuire with a guy.
McGillis ....

This just killed my childhood memories.... Time was much easier on Cruise ... no, not a coming out thread...



http://static.tvgcdn.net/MediaBin/Content/090427/News/Todays_News_Our_Take/4_thurs/090430kelly-mcgillis1.jpg
 

 

I didn't think she was all that in the movie either, to be perfectly honest.

agreed.




http://cdn-media.hollywood.com/images/l/TopGunKellyMcGillis_620_020613.jpg

hair is just bigger because of the 80's

But I guess, this is arfcom, where everyone bangs 11's and wouldn't touch Kate Upton because she's fat


I just don't find her as attractive as some other people do.
12/22/2014 6:06:15 PM EDT
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She was better in Rocky Horror!
12/22/2014 6:16:34 PM EDT
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Homo-Erotic volleyball scene would not be in Top Gun if it was made today.
12/22/2014 6:31:42 PM EDT
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That's my favorite part
12/22/2014 6:36:28 PM EDT
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I thought she was ok looking then but found out she was gay

I like the movie thought it was good

its kinda like storm ship troopers  

Neo-Nazis fighting bugs in space to earn citizenship?  Why not!!!


Starship Troopers?


12/22/2014 6:47:48 PM EDT
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Then:


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Pussy.....it's a hell of a drug.....
12/22/2014 6:49:52 PM EDT
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12/22/2014 7:06:00 PM EDT
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12/22/2014 7:38:55 PM EDT
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Could never be made today...... Not talking about the F14's......

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If Top Gun were made today, the "implied gay" volleyball scene would be "fully gay" and "extended".
12/22/2014 7:39:31 PM EDT
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I remember when he was Jim Morrison.
12/22/2014 7:45:46 PM EDT
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12/22/2014 7:47:19 PM EDT
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McGillis ....

This just killed my childhood memories.... Time was much easier on Cruise ... no, not a coming out thread...



http://static.tvgcdn.net/MediaBin/Content/090427/News/Todays_News_Our_Take/4_thurs/090430kelly-mcgillis1.jpg
 

 
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Easy to make it today...

Just replace Kelly McGuire with a guy.
McGillis ....

This just killed my childhood memories.... Time was much easier on Cruise ... no, not a coming out thread...



http://static.tvgcdn.net/MediaBin/Content/090427/News/Todays_News_Our_Take/4_thurs/090430kelly-mcgillis1.jpg
 

 


Holy shit.

Do not want.


12/22/2014 7:48:50 PM EDT
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Did that guy eat Val Kilmer?

12/22/2014 7:53:33 PM EDT
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Isn't she a lez?
12/22/2014 8:08:54 PM EDT
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I don't know about being a "great" movie, but it was a memorable movie, as in taking you back to that time in your life.

It made all the early-20something guys want to join and fly fighters and look all GQ while doing it.  And ride Interceptor motorcycles (or Ninja, whatever it was).  I was one of those.

Just like movies and games about grunt badassedness are doing today.

But looking at it now, it's so cheesy.  A contractor gal debriefing the RFMDS (sorry, I was AF)?  A guy dying because the canopy didn't blow before the seat?  Hollywood at it's unauthentic best.
12/22/2014 8:10:06 PM EDT
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Kelly McGillis IS now a guy...
12/22/2014 8:12:42 PM EDT
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He's since lost the weight....and most folks still won't remember he played Batman.






12/22/2014 8:13:09 PM EDT
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http://cdn-media.hollywood.com/images/l/TopGunKellyMcGillis_620_020613.jpg

hair is just bigger because of the 80's

But I guess, this is arfcom, where everyone bangs 11's and wouldn't touch Kate Upton because she's fat
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Easy to make it today...

Just replace Kelly McGuire with a guy.
McGillis ....

This just killed my childhood memories.... Time was much easier on Cruise ... no, not a coming out thread...



http://static.tvgcdn.net/MediaBin/Content/090427/News/Todays_News_Our_Take/4_thurs/090430kelly-mcgillis1.jpg
 

 



I didn't think she was all that in the movie either, to be perfectly honest.

agreed.




http://cdn-media.hollywood.com/images/l/TopGunKellyMcGillis_620_020613.jpg

hair is just bigger because of the 80's

But I guess, this is arfcom, where everyone bangs 11's and wouldn't touch Kate Upton because she's fat


In the 80s and 90s my ex-wife looked just like that.


Then she turned into this:




12/22/2014 8:20:41 PM EDT
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Brother, everyone's ex turned into that.
12/22/2014 8:23:09 PM EDT
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12/22/2014 8:23:44 PM EDT
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and in real life the leading lady, Kelly McGillis, is a lesbian.

And Tom Cruise........well........