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11/2/2009 10:54:18 AM EDT


I signed up for the Marrow Donor Registry today.  Gave them four swabs filled with my DNA.



Now I'm a prisoner of the socialist medical conspiracy.



11/2/2009 10:54:48 AM EDT
[#1]
It's been nice knowing you.

11/2/2009 10:55:57 AM EDT
[#2]
Dibs on guns, ammo, optics, tactical gear, bank accounts, hookers, and blow.
11/2/2009 10:56:16 AM EDT
[#3]
dibbs on guns ammo and wemminz

FUCK
11/2/2009 10:57:33 AM EDT
[#4]
Quoted:
dibbs on guns ammo and wemminz

FUCK


Meh, they'll just clone you and replace you with a .gov plant to spy on the interwebz and your friends.
11/2/2009 10:58:38 AM EDT
[#5]
Don't take any "free vacation" offers.

... Unless you were born with a third kidney and an extra liver... In which case, have a couple of beers for me.
11/2/2009 10:59:15 AM EDT
[#6]



Quoted:


Dibs on guns, ammo, optics, tactical gear, bank accounts, hookers, and blow.


damn son, dont be so greedy










 
11/2/2009 11:05:51 AM EDT
[#7]



Quoted:




I signed up for the Marrow Donor Registry today.  Gave them four swabs filled with my DNA.



Now I'm a prisoner of the socialist medical conspiracy.





Good on you!

 
11/2/2009 11:06:58 AM EDT
[#8]
They will take your essence.




11/2/2009 11:09:36 AM EDT
[#9]
I've got O Pos but my blood is so poluted from the meds I've been on the last 5 years, I'm worthless for life.
11/2/2009 11:12:45 AM EDT
[#10]
Good for you, OP.  



Dibs on your dog.  Oh, wait...
11/2/2009 11:19:54 AM EDT
[#11]
I did that years ago. I am A- and thought I would get a hit by now but no joy.
I'm not a .gov spy really I'm not.
11/2/2009 11:21:02 AM EDT
[#12]
You are now dead to me.
11/2/2009 11:21:35 AM EDT
[#13]
You're going to fall down the stairs of the UN soon!
11/2/2009 11:33:28 AM EDT
[#14]
you gna get raped by the man
11/2/2009 11:35:35 AM EDT
[#15]
They're gonna find out what genetic diseases you carry and jack up your insurance premiums!





11/2/2009 11:37:40 AM EDT
[#16]
this could work out well for you..   Volunteer that you will train the first 3 clones that come off the line successfully in preparation of the class wars coming.....



Then proceed to set them up with all the booze they can handle... Might as well hand them back in "extremely used" condition to make it easier for us.  :)
11/2/2009 11:39:58 AM EDT
[#17]
Ever see Judge Dread.

You will be Stallone.

11/2/2009 11:54:05 AM EDT
[#18]




Quoted:

They're gonna find out what genetic diseases you carry and jack up your insurance premiums!






That's OK, you'll help pay for it...


11/2/2009 11:54:27 AM EDT
[#19]
I did the same thing a couple years back.  To my knowledge, I'm the only one of me.
11/2/2009 11:55:05 AM EDT
[#20]
Quoted:
I did the same thing a couple years back.  To my knowledge, I'm the only one of me.


That's what you think.
11/2/2009 12:07:36 PM EDT
[#21]



Quoted:





Quoted:

They're gonna find out what genetic diseases you carry and jack up your insurance premiums!






That's OK, you'll help pay for it...




I haven't paid federal or state tax in 5 years.  


 
11/2/2009 12:11:59 PM EDT
[#22]
I signed up for the marrow donor registry in 1998, and have been fortunate enough to be a match for two different people.  The first one I was a perfect match for, and was able to help him or her (still don't know) with stem cell donation.  The second one, I was nearly perfect, but unfortunately they died before anything could be done.  So good luck to you, you may be able to make a difference.
11/2/2009 3:19:23 PM EDT
[#23]




Quoted:

I signed up for the marrow donor registry in 1998, and have been fortunate enough to be a match for two different people. The first one I was a perfect match for, and was able to help him or her (still don't know) with stem cell donation. The second one, I was nearly perfect, but unfortunately they died before anything could be done. So good luck to you, you may be able to make a difference.




That would be really, really good...



Props to you.
11/2/2009 4:00:37 PM EDT
[#24]
Quoted:

Quoted:

Quoted:
They're gonna find out what genetic diseases you carry and jack up your insurance premiums!


That's OK, you'll help pay for it...

I haven't paid federal or state tax in 5 years.    


It was nice knowing you.
11/2/2009 4:06:09 PM EDT
[#25]
What are some of the draw backs to marrow donation?
11/2/2009 4:10:03 PM EDT
[#26]




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What are some of the draw backs to marrow donation?




Other than handing your DNA over to whomever, there is the possibility that you will need to contribute 30-40 hours of prep time, and then undergo a surgical procedure in which they stick a large gauge needle into your pelvis and suck out a bunch of marrow (no charge.)



Other than that, there's minimal risk to the donor.