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Posted: 9/10/2022 9:41:56 PM EDT

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I keep some in the fridge. A decent quick meal.

I’ll add extra cheese to mine and then hot sauce once cooked. Fold in half, bitch that it’s hotter than the surface of the sun, let it cool, then commence in eating.

Posted: 9/10/2022 9:45:45 PM EDT

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Posted: 9/10/2022 9:46:19 PM EDT

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What was the poor person college pizza with the pepperoni turds? Geno’s I think? What memories. Aristocrat Vodka, Boones Stawberry Hill, $1 pizza dinner and three days of regret.

Nothing says fun like fruity lamp oil vomit mixed with toxic sludge.

Posted: 9/10/2022 9:52:13 PM EDT

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Posted: 9/10/2022 9:55:50 PM EDT

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I love those little "party" pizzas. Sometimes they're on sale sale for just .89 too.

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Not anymore. $1.88 at walmart, 2/$3 sale at the local place last time i saw them on 'sale'.

Posted: 9/10/2022 9:59:42 PM EDT

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when they went from circle to square, and from box to bag, they totally sucked the ass out of a dead donkey. the new totinos pizzas suck ass. i wouldn't eat one now if you paid me.

FUCK YOU, TOTINO'S.

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7/10

You are totally right but I’ll still eat them.

Posted: 9/10/2022 10:02:10 PM EDT

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All joking aside, one of my favorite pizzas.

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I would rather have than probably more than 90% of other frozen pizzas.

Posted: 9/10/2022 10:02:11 PM EDT

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Posted: 9/10/2022 10:02:35 PM EDT

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My favorite, and probably ate a couple hundred of those, back when Coke came in returnable bottles...

Posted: 9/10/2022 10:06:22 PM EDT

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Posted: 9/10/2022 10:06:25 PM EDT

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I used to love them, today's version makes my eyes rain.

The last time I can remember them being good was 2006, 2007? I think they've changed them at least a couple times since then. Remember the weird grainy sausage spurts with the fennel seeds

They got way worse and more expensive.

Posted: 9/10/2022 10:07:57 PM EDT

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A couple of times a year (After drinking a "little" too much vodka) I like to throw one in the micro wave for about 4 minutes and then roll it up into a VERY messy but awesome "burrito".

Posted: 9/10/2022 10:08:45 PM EDT

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Tony's has a decent crust and good flavored sauce IMO.

Posted: 9/10/2022 10:10:29 PM EDT

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Have to admit, when I get a weekend to myself, I almost always make time for a Totinos or two, a 6 pack of something, and some great classic 80s action movies!

Posted: 9/10/2022 10:13:33 PM EDT

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I ain’t judging. I had Stouffers frozen lasagna for dinner tonight.

Posted: 9/10/2022 10:17:24 PM EDT

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$1.35 a meal.

Can't beat that.

Posted: 9/10/2022 10:35:05 PM EDT

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I agree...Wife is out of town, kids are out with friends.

Posted: 9/10/2022 10:40:40 PM EDT

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WTF? When did they become square?

I ate a bunch of those MoFos 35 years ago, but then I got a job

Posted: 9/10/2022 10:47:06 PM EDT

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I eat em all the time. Agreed

Posted: 9/10/2022 10:51:09 PM EDT

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My buddy says:

"They were great for late night meals, when they were like $0.59 and weren't made with mechanically separated chicken"

Posted: 9/10/2022 11:13:00 PM EDT

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Soup it up and we love Totinos.
Haters gonna hate.

They'd bitch if they won a lotto if wasn't a dollar more
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I could wake up tomorrow with financial wealth that would make Musk look poor and I’d still like Totinos there is just something about their flavor.

Posted: 9/10/2022 11:15:01 PM EDT

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I could wake up tomorrow with financial wealth that would make Musk look poor and I’d still like Totinos there is just something about their flavor.

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Shit,
Soup it up and we love Totinos.
Haters gonna hate.

They'd bitch if they won a lotto if wasn't a dollar more
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I could wake up tomorrow with financial wealth that would make Musk look poor and I’d still like Totinos there is just something about their flavor.

I may have to grab one tomorrow for shits and giggles.

Posted: 9/10/2022 11:30:40 PM EDT

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LOL every fucking time FPNI

Posted: 9/10/2022 11:41:41 PM EDT

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wrong thread

Posted: 9/10/2022 11:43:18 PM EDT

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I’ve also heard dog makes a fine meal….

Posted: 9/11/2022 12:51:57 AM EDT

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Are those frozen nuggets? If so, what brand?

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I see op and I are both into fine dining this evening. Love the square pizza!

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Are those frozen nuggets? If so, what brand?

Tyson mechanically separated nuggies.

Couple pound bag for $5.

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Posted: 9/11/2022 12:56:05 AM EDT

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I usually go with Red Baron.

I can play a pizza snob pretty well -- not that any frozen product is actually pizza (slide some disrespect right on in there) -- but the truth is I like pizza enough that I'll eat just about any of them and be happy.

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I'm a Red Baron or DiGiorno stuffed crust fan myself. Had pizza tonight, but it was Mama Mary's pre made crust, some red sauce whose name escapes me, olive oil, black olives, mushrooms, onions and diced up Johnsonville precooked cheese brats. Not too shabby tasting for a thrown together pizza.

Posted: 9/11/2022 1:08:34 AM EDT

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when they went from circle to square, and from box to bag, they totally sucked the ass out of a dead donkey. the new totinos pizzas suck ass. i wouldn't eat one now if you paid me.

FUCK YOU, TOTINO'S.

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I vaguely remember them being circular. Grandma would heat up one for me and my sister when we were kids. I was pissed when they went to the plastic bag. The cardboard box turned inside out made a nice paper plate.

Posted: 9/11/2022 1:11:43 AM EDT

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I think they're GTG.

Posted: 9/11/2022 1:12:43 AM EDT

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We used to eat those every Friday night at the fire station, In the early 80’s.

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No, you didn’t. 80’s Totinos is nothing like todays Totinos. I stopped when they stopped using real cheese (‘bout 5 year ago).

Read the bag OP. Real cheese? Yes or no?

Maybe they went back. Lets find out.

Posted: 9/11/2022 1:17:33 AM EDT

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I vaguely remember them being circular. Grandma would heat up one for me and my sister when we were kids. I was pissed when they went to the plastic bag. The cardboard box turned inside out made a nice paper plate.

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when they went from circle to square, and from box to bag, they totally sucked the ass out of a dead donkey. the new totinos pizzas suck ass. i wouldn't eat one now if you paid me.

FUCK YOU, TOTINO'S.

I vaguely remember them being circular. Grandma would heat up one for me and my sister when we were kids. I was pissed when they went to the plastic bag. The cardboard box turned inside out made a nice paper plate.

Weren’t they round until just a couple years ago? I feel like I entered a time warp, or another dimension.

Posted: 9/11/2022 1:56:25 AM EDT

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WTF? When did they become square?

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They still have the "Classic" round ones around here every once and a while.

Posted: 9/11/2022 1:58:27 AM EDT

[#33]

After beer 8 I agree.

Posted: 9/11/2022 2:15:28 AM EDT

[#34]

Jeno’s was moar better.

Posted: 9/11/2022 2:22:39 AM EDT

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Have to admit, when I get a weekend to myself, I almost always make time for a Totinos or two, a 6 pack of something, and some great classic 80s action movies!

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Damn, what a great idea.

The other night I watched Lone Wolf McQuade, for reasons I don’t know. But one of these cheap frozen pizzas would have made it that much better.

Posted: 9/11/2022 2:46:03 AM EDT

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I always have a couple in the freezer. I add more cheese and pepperoni.

Posted: 9/11/2022 2:47:21 AM EDT

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My step sister was a student of the teacher that founded that.

It was designed as a better food for kids. In school. By lunch lady's

Posted: 9/11/2022 2:50:18 AM EDT

[#38]

Thorazine thread

Posted: 9/11/2022 2:54:08 AM EDT

[#39]

Haven't had a totinos pizza in years.

Posted: 9/11/2022 3:23:58 AM EDT

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Imitation mozzarella cheese.

Posted: 9/11/2022 3:28:41 AM EDT

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Tony's > Totino's

No matter how much money I make and wealth I accumulate, I'll always have a Tony's in the freezer waiting.

Posted: 9/11/2022 3:33:53 AM EDT

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I liked the round ones in the box. These new ones aren't as good.

Posted: 9/11/2022 3:59:38 AM EDT

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So your mom lets you eat in the basement?

Posted: 9/11/2022 5:26:01 AM EDT

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Lol. Dazz 'em up with some extra toppings and they are a cheap and easy meal.

Posted: 9/11/2022 5:29:24 AM EDT

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I agree...Wife is out of town, kids are out with friends.

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Yass!

Posted: 9/11/2022 5:30:21 AM EDT

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Posted: 9/11/2022 5:52:51 AM EDT

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1. Buy a large, top-quality, fully-cooked pizza.

2. Immediately eat 1/4 of it.

3. Put the remainder in Zip-Lock bags, and freeze it.

4. When you want another meal, unbag several frozen slices, put them in a toaster oven pre-heated to 400 degrees, and bake for 19 minutes.

5. Take all the shitty store-bought frozen pizzas out of your freezer, and throw them in the garbage.

Posted: 9/11/2022 6:09:47 AM EDT

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1. Buy a large, top-quality, fully-cooked pizza.

2. Immediately eat 1/4 of it.

3. Put the remainder in Zip-Lock bags, and freeze it.

4. When you want another meal, unbag several frozen slices, put them in a toaster oven pre-heated to 400 degrees, and bake for 19 minutes.

5. Take all the shitty store-bought frozen pizzas out of your freezer, and throw them in the garbage.

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Some people live in places where top quality pizza is hours away.

Totino's on a price to quality ratio is at least even with if not
better than pizza hut or dominos. (And the other pizza joint we have in town.)

Posted: 9/11/2022 6:16:45 AM EDT

[#49]

I’d break bread with OP.

Posted: 9/11/2022 6:24:08 AM EDT

[#50]

Ngl totinos come in clutch when I just want some food to eat after a long day. That with some coors in my recliner I’m in 7th heaven lol

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