Warning

 

Close
Confirm Action

Are you sure you wish to do this?

Cancel Confirm
AR15.COM

[ARCHIVED THREAD] - Touchdown Jesus (Page 1 of 2)

Previous Page
/ 2
Next Page
6/15/2010 4:18:40 AM EDT
[#1]
The 62-foot tall statue of Jesus constructed out of styrofoam, wood and fiberglass resin caught on fire after being struck by lightning

i am surprised it lasted that long. that thing was a fire hazard from day 1.  62' metal frame encased in flamable goo. Yea, that was a good idea.
6/15/2010 4:21:26 AM EDT
[#2]
Butter Jesus!!!!!!!!!

Nooooooooo........


It has begun.  





6/15/2010 4:25:24 AM EDT
[#3]
The frame left looks like "Burning Man".
6/15/2010 4:27:31 AM EDT
[#4]
The statue of the horse own the road is still OK right.  Nothing like a big set of horse junk overlooking the highway to serve as a landmark...
6/15/2010 4:29:07 AM EDT
[#5]
I live across the road from this :o(.  Now I can't use him as a landmark to find my house. RIP Big butter Jesus
6/15/2010 4:32:11 AM EDT
[#6]



Been to that chuch in Florida.   It's a Cult.     Or at the very least, not what Christ had in mind, I'll bet.
6/15/2010 4:33:42 AM EDT
[#7]
Quoted:
The frame left looks like "Burning Man".


well last night it was
6/15/2010 4:34:51 AM EDT
[#8]
Well ain't that ironic.
6/15/2010 4:36:32 AM EDT
[#9]
Quoted:



Been to that chuch in Florida.   It's a Cult.     Or at the very least, not what Christ had in mind, I'll bet.


WAT?

Butter Jesus is in Ohio.
6/15/2010 4:39:39 AM EDT
[#10]
used to drive by it a couple times a year, there's a huge mosque not far from it too.



That whole stretch is fields and big, questionable churches...



 
6/15/2010 4:41:26 AM EDT
[#11]
Quoted:
Quoted:



Been to that chuch in Florida.   It's a Cult.     Or at the very least, not what Christ had in mind, I'll bet.


WAT?

Butter Jesus is in Ohio.[/quote

He was in Ohio, now he's in heaven.

6/15/2010 4:46:34 AM EDT
[#12]
Big Butter Jesus / Touchdown Jesus now looks like Erector Set Jesus.

Yes its in Ohio just north of Cincinnasti, and yes there is a rather large mosque just up the road. Giant horse junk flea market horse weeps over this loss.
6/15/2010 4:54:33 AM EDT
[#13]
I used to pass by that all the time on my way up north.
6/15/2010 4:58:25 AM EDT
[#14]
Oil's fault
6/15/2010 5:00:00 AM EDT
[#15]
Clearly this is a sign that the FSM is the one true god.
6/15/2010 5:01:26 AM EDT
[#16]
Lightning huh...






6/15/2010 5:04:37 AM EDT
[#17]



Quoted:


The 62-foot tall statue of Jesus constructed out of styrofoam, wood and fiberglass resin caught on fire after being struck by lightning



i am surprised it lasted that long. that thing was a fire hazard from day 1.  62' metal frame encased in flamable goo. Yea, that was a good idea.


Wow, you said it.



If you're going to build an earthly tribute to your Lord and Saviour at least make it more durable.  




 
6/15/2010 5:07:20 AM EDT
[#18]




Quoted:

used to drive by it a couple times a year, there's a huge mosque not far from it too.



That whole stretch is fields and big, questionable churches...





Questionable? Can you expand on that?
6/15/2010 5:07:52 AM EDT
[#19]
At least when Catholics build statues of Jesus, we use more durable materials.  

We've gotten centuries out of some of our stuff.
6/15/2010 5:11:16 AM EDT
[#20]



Quoted:





Quoted:

used to drive by it a couple times a year, there's a huge mosque not far from it too.



That whole stretch is fields and big, questionable churches...





Questionable? Can you expand on that?


Maybe it's pay to pray type services?




 
6/15/2010 5:12:27 AM EDT
[#21]
Quoted:
At least when Catholics build statues of Jesus, we use more durable materials.  

We've gotten centuries out of some of our stuff.


thousands in some cases. just look at saint peters.
6/15/2010 5:13:14 AM EDT
[#22]
Quoted:
At least when Catholics build statues of Jesus, we use more durable materials.  

We've gotten centuries out of some of our stuff.


That's because we are all masons too!
6/15/2010 5:13:34 AM EDT
[#23]
Great.  One less landmark in the trip across that barren featureless wasteland that is Ohio.  
6/15/2010 5:13:43 AM EDT
[#24]



Quoted:





Quoted:

used to drive by it a couple times a year, there's a huge mosque not far from it too.



That whole stretch is fields and big, questionable churches...

Questionable? Can you expand on that?


Don't get me wrong, i attend a large (~3500) Baptist church.



But i'll guarantee you that the churches i'm talking about spend more money on landscaping and gaudy landmarks than they do on missions or on the community...  



Think the kind of televangelist you wanna strangle.  "Send me $50 and i'll send you this rag stained with mud from the cave that was used as the stable that Jesus was born in" etc...



and then there's the mosque as well, ROP my butt...



 
6/15/2010 5:15:15 AM EDT
[#25]




Quoted:

At least when Catholics build statues of Jesus, we use more durable materials.



We've gotten centuries out of some of our stuff.




Yeah, but you Catholics still show Jesus on the cross




It's all good, just thought I would poke fun...but serious, why still on?



6/15/2010 5:24:33 AM EDT
[#26]


Is it me or does the reporter seem to think this is funny???
6/15/2010 5:24:42 AM EDT
[#27]
its only a few miles from AIM, i almost drove over this morning to to take a look.
6/15/2010 5:30:45 AM EDT
[#28]
Quoted:

Quoted:
used to drive by it a couple times a year, there's a huge mosque not far from it too.

That whole stretch is fields and big, questionable churches...


Questionable? Can you expand on that?


Solid Rock Church, Which had Big Butter Jesus, has leadership that makes money off of less than Christian activities, namely gambling. The Bishop's also have done rather unchristian things to their family, I know this for a fact because I know the people involved. I am not speaking ill of the congregation, but the pastor and his family aren't good representatives of Christianity. I am honestly glad that BBJ is gone, I live nearby, and that thing caused many traffic jams and wrecks, because people would slam on the brakes on I-75 and pull over for pictures, or not pay attention to the road. Good riddance, and Haywood Banks pretty much nailed it with the BBJ song.
6/15/2010 5:32:52 AM EDT
[#29]
Jesus exploded a statue of himself?
6/15/2010 5:53:42 AM EDT
[#30]
I do recall a phrase about not creating idols......either way, I do believe God has spoken on this issue.
6/15/2010 5:58:37 AM EDT
[#31]
Just heard on Bob and Tom:"Big Butter Jesus is toast".

6/15/2010 6:01:06 AM EDT
[#32]



Quoted:


Jesus exploded a statue of himself?


I bet he didn't like the long hippy hair.



 
6/15/2010 6:06:17 AM EDT
[#33]
Quoted:
Quoted:

Quoted:
used to drive by it a couple times a year, there's a huge mosque not far from it too.

That whole stretch is fields and big, questionable churches...


Questionable? Can you expand on that?


Solid Rock Church, Which had Big Butter Jesus, has leadership that makes money off of less than Christian activities, namely gambling. The Bishop's also have done rather unchristian things to their family, I know this for a fact because I know the people involved. I am not speaking ill of the congregation, but the pastor and his family aren't good representatives of Christianity. I am honestly glad that BBJ is gone, I live nearby, and that thing caused many traffic jams and wrecks, because people would slam on the brakes on I-75 and pull over for pictures, or not pay attention to the road. Good riddance, and Haywood Banks pretty much nailed it with the BBJ song.
Not to mention the lifetime construction zone,maybe now folks will pay attention to the road instead.

Naw......that would be too much to hope for.


I'm in that area all the time(Toyota has a bunch of suppliers in that area)always though the BBJ looked more like Kris Kristofferson. Used to be a fun park in that area,Americana or something.

6/15/2010 6:10:52 AM EDT
[#34]



Quoted:

Used to be a fun park in that area,Americana or something.





Was that the creepy little place with the carnival rides?

For some reason i always thought Pripyat when i drove by it...



 
6/15/2010 6:13:43 AM EDT
[#35]
Big Butter Jesus melted? Haha!

Was an impressive if not funny statue. Drove by it a few times.
6/15/2010 6:15:35 AM EDT
[#36]
Quoted:

Quoted:
At least when Catholics build statues of Jesus, we use more durable materials.

We've gotten centuries out of some of our stuff.


Yeah, but you Catholics still show Jesus on the cross

It's all good, just thought I would poke fun...but serious, why still on?




Keep your eyes on the crucifix,
for Jesus without the cross
is a man without a mission,
and the cross without Jesus
is a burden without a reliever.


http://phatcatholic.blogspot.com/2007/01/why-do-catholics-keep-jesus-on-cross.html

6/15/2010 6:20:12 AM EDT
[#37]
Quoted:

Quoted:
Used to be a fun park in that area,Americana or something.


Was that the creepy little place with the carnival rides?
For some reason i always thought Pripyat when i drove by it...
 


Sewardsville lake, over by Hamilton? Or King's Island?
6/15/2010 6:30:59 AM EDT
[#38]



Quoted:



Quoted:




Quoted:

Used to be a fun park in that area,Americana or something.





Was that the creepy little place with the carnival rides?

For some reason i always thought Pripyat when i drove by it...

 




Sewardsville lake, over by Hamilton? Or King's Island?


What i'm thinking of was some dinky little carnival-thing right off the highway, probably 10mi from TDJ.



 
6/15/2010 6:37:59 AM EDT
[#39]
From the comments..

I suspect "radical atheists" took advantage of the storm and either started the fire themselves. Or they put a lightning rod atop it.  The Jesus statue sitting in the mountains above Rio de Janeiro was recently spray painted too ... hmmmm


Seriouslu playing that whole "stop persecuting me!" thing to the hilt.
6/15/2010 6:40:17 AM EDT
[#40]



Quoted:


From the comments..




I suspect "radical atheists" took advantage of the storm and either started the fire themselves. Or they put a lightning rod atop it.  The Jesus statue sitting in the mountains above Rio de Janeiro was recently spray painted too ... hmmmm





Seriouslu playing that whole "stop persecuting me!" thing to the hilt.
Right, because a gigantic metal structure sticking out of a pond needs a lightening rod placed on top to be struck by lightning.  






 
6/15/2010 6:40:55 AM EDT
[#41]
Quoted:

Quoted:
Quoted:

Quoted:
Used to be a fun park in that area,Americana or something.


Was that the creepy little place with the carnival rides?
For some reason i always thought Pripyat when i drove by it...
 


Sewardsville lake, over by Hamilton? Or King's Island?

What i'm thinking of was some dinky little carnival-thing right off the highway, probably 10mi from TDJ.
 


That would be Sewardsville. I broke my arm there when I was a kid in the mid 80's. Yeah, I get a serious creepy vibe going by there. Back on topic, BBJ was supposed to be a full body statue, but no contractor would build it because it was too unstable. Thus the BBJ reaching triumphantly into the sky, bursting forth from a pond.
6/15/2010 6:41:29 AM EDT
[#42]
Quoted:

Quoted:
From the comments..

I suspect "radical atheists" took advantage of the storm and either started the fire themselves. Or they put a lightning rod atop it.  The Jesus statue sitting in the mountains above Rio de Janeiro was recently spray painted too ... hmmmm


Seriouslu playing that whole "stop persecuting me!" thing to the hilt.
Right, because a gigantic metal structure sticking out of a pond needs a lightening rod placed on top to be struck by lightning.  

 



no shit
6/15/2010 6:41:52 AM EDT
[#43]
So are they going to recreate him to look like the Terminator?

6/15/2010 6:42:46 AM EDT
[#44]
That was always something impressive to see in the otherwise boring Ohio landscape.
6/15/2010 6:51:29 AM EDT
[#45]
Quoted:

Quoted:
Quoted:

Quoted:
Used to be a fun park in that area,Americana or something.


Was that the creepy little place with the carnival rides?
For some reason i always thought Pripyat when i drove by it...
 


Sewardsville lake, over by Hamilton? Or King's Island?

What i'm thinking of was some dinky little carnival-thing right off the highway, probably 10mi from TDJ.
 
Americana was where the flea market(northbound)is now.

6/15/2010 6:59:08 AM EDT
[#46]
I just looked at the pics again. I'm lol'ing. BBJ? Thats funny.
6/15/2010 7:10:23 AM EDT
[#47]
Americana and Fantasy farm were about 10 minutes down the road on Rt 4
6/15/2010 7:22:28 AM EDT
[#48]
Goodbye Big Butter Jesus.  

Now what's the deal with the flea market horse? Anybody got pics? I never saw or heard of it either.
6/15/2010 7:29:14 AM EDT
[#49]
Quoted:
Quoted:

Quoted:
From the comments..

I suspect "radical atheists" took advantage of the storm and either started the fire themselves. Or they put a lightning rod atop it.  The Jesus statue sitting in the mountains above Rio de Janeiro was recently spray painted too ... hmmmm


Seriouslu playing that whole "stop persecuting me!" thing to the hilt.
Right, because a gigantic metal structure sticking out of a pond needs a lightening rod placed on top to be struck by lightning.  

 



no shit


[paranoid loon] But it just *has* to be an atheist conspiracy! They must have used their black magic (sure, they call it "science", but it's magic) to cause lightning to strike the Touchdown Jesus! [/paranoid loon]

6/15/2010 7:30:41 AM EDT
[#50]
It was Nancy Pelosi:




Wow, that photochop was kinda prophetic...

Previous Page
/ 2
Next Page

[ARCHIVED THREAD] - Touchdown Jesus (Page 1 of 2)