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1/27/2005 10:46:04 PM EDT
Pull to the right as soon as safely possible.  NOT IN A DARK ALLEY.
Turn on your interior light if at night.
Put your hands on the wheel and if you move them let the officer know what you are going to do first.
Don't get anything unless the officer asks for it first.
Be nice and say "Yes sir, no sir".
Don't lie.

If you do these things and 9 out of 10 times you will get a warning.
I promise.
1/27/2005 10:47:11 PM EDT
[#1]
What should I do with the beer?

Sgatr15
1/27/2005 10:48:40 PM EDT
[#2]
It's hard to say "Sir" while trying to swallow a joint.

It always comes out as "Thir."
1/27/2005 10:49:18 PM EDT
[#3]

Quoted:
It's hard to say "Sir" while trying to swallow a joint.

It always comes out as "Thir."



1/27/2005 10:51:36 PM EDT
[#4]
Sherrick, I do all of those things and am running 1 for 4. Meaning the whole polite, calm, yes sir/ no sir thing works for me roughly 20% of the time, and thats only cause he had me for 78 in a 70.

1/27/2005 10:55:02 PM EDT
[#5]
<~~~squeaky clean driving record
1/27/2005 10:57:12 PM EDT
[#6]
I'm 3-3 for warnings....

one time me and the lady cop got in a yelling match because I asked her where it turned down from 30 into a 20 and she wouldnt tell me nor show me.

Then she came back and thought I had been drinking apparently and asked me to recite V to N in the alphabet and I was like, "are you freakin serious?  If I was drunk and I couldnt do it, I couldnt do it sober..." then she wanted 68 to 59....

i was like, "i think you're the one thats drunk lady..."
1/27/2005 10:58:40 PM EDT
[#7]

Quoted:
<~~~squeaky clean driving record hr


Really means: I drive 55mph in the left lane!
1/27/2005 11:00:00 PM EDT
[#8]

Quoted:

Quoted:
<~~~squeaky clean driving record



Really means: I drive 55mph in the left lane!



You would be SURPRISED how few speeding tickets you don't get when you don't speed.

SGatr15
1/27/2005 11:03:22 PM EDT
[#9]

Quoted:

Quoted:

Quoted:
<~~~squeaky clean driving record



Really means: I drive 55mph in the left lane!



You would be SURPRISED how few speeding tickets you don't get when you don't speed.

SGatr15



I was ticketed for 65 in a 45, it was showing 45 on my dash.  Even checked out everything, it was working find.

I think I was stopped due to not having a tag, but I was in the 30 day grace period.
1/27/2005 11:07:39 PM EDT
[#10]
My truck has an exterior light that shines into the bed area of the truck when the dome light is turned on. I turned mine on one night when I got pulled over. The officer asked me to turn it off because it shined in his eyes as he was approaching the vehicle.
1/27/2005 11:10:46 PM EDT
[#11]

Quoted:
Pull to the right as soon as safely possible.  NOT IN A DARK ALLEY.
Turn on your interior light if at night.
Put your hands on the wheel and if you move them let the officer know what you are going to do first.
Don't get anything unless the officer asks for it first.
Be nice and say "Yes sir, no sir".
Don't lie.

If you do these things and 9 out of 10 times you will get a warning.
I promise.



UnAmerican activity, no doubt about it.
You reap what you sow, ignore it at your own peril.
1/27/2005 11:24:10 PM EDT
[#12]
Crying helps, too
Someone needs to IM this to Clean_Cut
1/27/2005 11:28:33 PM EDT
[#13]

Quoted:
Pull to the right as soon as safely possible.  NOT IN A DARK ALLEY.
Turn on your interior light if at night.
Put your hands on the wheel and if you move them let the officer know what you are going to do first.
Don't get anything unless the officer asks for it first.
Be nice and say "Yes sir, no sir".
Don't lie.

If you do these things and 9 out of 10 times you will get a warning.
I promise.





Uhhhhhhhh...... So are you saying I should tell him/her about the body in the trunk???? 9-10 will they still let me go???
1/28/2005 12:43:44 AM EDT
[#14]
You guys are funny.

OK this only works if you are doing a normal traffic thingy.

It will not get you out of DUI, wreckless, 105 in a school zone, and murder.

Combat, you just have bad luck.

Taxman,  I'm sorry but you're life just sucks all the way around.
1/28/2005 1:06:29 AM EDT
[#15]

Quoted:
Pull to the right as soon as safely possible.  NOT IN A DARK ALLEY.
Turn on your interior light if at night.
Put your hands on the wheel and if you move them let the officer know what you are going to do first.
Don't get anything unless the officer asks for it first.
Be nice and say "Yes sir, no sir".
Don't lie.

If you do these things and 9 out of 10 times you will get a warning.
I promise.



How about sucking the pigs dick? You left that out.
1/28/2005 1:12:39 AM EDT
[#16]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Pull to the right as soon as safely possible.  NOT IN A DARK ALLEY.
Turn on your interior light if at night.
Put your hands on the wheel and if you move them let the officer know what you are going to do first.
Don't get anything unless the officer asks for it first.
Be nice and say "Yes sir, no sir".
Don't lie.

If you do these things and 9 out of 10 times you will get a warning.
I promise.



How about sucking the pigs dick? You left that out.



Nope, beasitaility is still a crime in OK.  Although I know it is normal in TX.
1/28/2005 1:12:52 AM EDT
[#17]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Pull to the right as soon as safely possible.  NOT IN A DARK ALLEY.
Turn on your interior light if at night.
Put your hands on the wheel and if you move them let the officer know what you are going to do first.
Don't get anything unless the officer asks for it first.
Be nice and say "Yes sir, no sir".
Don't lie.

If you do these things and 9 out of 10 times you will get a warning.
I promise.



How about sucking the pigs dick? You left that out.




This type of bull shit deserves a Rodney

Troll you will not live long spouting that around here and if I could it would be my pleasure to introduce you to the hood.
1/28/2005 1:14:53 AM EDT
[#18]
I've been pulled over 4 times.  Three tickets and the only other time he just wanted to make sure I wasn't drunk because I swerved around a pothole on my sportbike.  Considering I want to be a LEO, I'm about as polite as one could be.  But I guess it's kinda hard to get out of a 96 in a 75 ticket....
1/28/2005 1:16:57 AM EDT
[#19]

Quoted:
Pull to the right as soon as safely possible.  NOT IN A DARK ALLEY.
Turn on your interior light if at night.
Put your hands on the wheel and if you move them let the officer know what you are going to do first.
Don't get anything unless the officer asks for it first.
Be nice and say "Yes sir, no sir".
Don't lie.

If you do these things and 9 out of 10 times you will get a warning.
I promise.




 What if I flash my AR15.com Dog Tag?
1/28/2005 1:19:18 AM EDT
[#20]
If it is me we'll go get a cup of coffee.  I can't speak for the others.  
1/28/2005 1:20:12 AM EDT
[#21]
Put your vehicle in park
Do not roll down your windows!
Turn up your car stereo.
Lock all the doors.
Lean the car seat way back
Ignore the officer until he goes away.
I always wished someone would pull that stunt on me. Let me know how it goes.

"Wave" - NYPD
1/28/2005 1:32:38 AM EDT
[#22]

Quoted:

Quoted:

Quoted:
Pull to the right as soon as safely possible.  NOT IN A DARK ALLEY.
Turn on your interior light if at night.
Put your hands on the wheel and if you move them let the officer know what you are going to do first.
Don't get anything unless the officer asks for it first.
Be nice and say "Yes sir, no sir".
Don't lie.

If you do these things and 9 out of 10 times you will get a warning.
I promise.



How about sucking the pigs dick? You left that out.




This type of bull shit deserves a Rodney

Troll you will not live long spouting that around here and if I could it would be my pleasure to introduce you to the hood.



Oh my! A hero threatning violence. That's par.
1/28/2005 1:39:25 AM EDT
[#23]

Quoted:
Put your vehicle in park
Do not roll down your windows!
Turn up your car stereo.
Lock all the doors.
Lean the car seat way back
Ignore the officer until he goes away.


I always wished someone would pull that stunt on me. Let me know how it goes.

"Wave" - NYPD




You forgot powerbraking the car when they walkup.
1/28/2005 1:44:40 AM EDT
[#24]
You forgot the $50 bill folded over your drivers license.
1/28/2005 1:59:58 AM EDT
[#25]


oh my, why oh why did you post this in GD.
would have been more fun over at unmentionable dot com.
1/28/2005 2:36:53 AM EDT
[#26]

Quoted:

Quoted:

Quoted:

Quoted:
Pull to the right as soon as safely possible.  NOT IN A DARK ALLEY.
Turn on your interior light if at night.
Put your hands on the wheel and if you move them let the officer know what you are going to do first.
Don't get anything unless the officer asks for it first.
Be nice and say "Yes sir, no sir".
Don't lie.

If you do these things and 9 out of 10 times you will get a warning.
I promise.



How about sucking the pigs dick? You left that out.




This type of bull shit deserves a Rodney

Troll you will not live long spouting that around here and if I could it would be my pleasure to introduce you to the hood.



Oh my! A hero threatning violence. That's par.



Wanna see something funny?
1/28/2005 2:52:15 AM EDT
[#27]
I've been in the states 7+ years and pulled over once in Texas. It worked for me there but you forgot to mention tell him about your CCW and hand him the card.
The TX deputy was real nice and we talked about shooting and guns for a bit.
1/28/2005 2:55:41 AM EDT
[#28]

Quoted:
I've been in the states 7+ years and pulled over once in Texas. It worked for me there but you forgot to mention tell him about your CCW and hand him the card.
The TX deputy was real nice and we talked about shooting and guns for a bit.



I have been let off of every ticket I deserved when I handed my license to carry with my drivers license. Of course when I wasn't carrying, I didn't hand it over and I got ticketed.  

As far as the list goes, I do that everytime, as seen above, it doesn't always work.
1/28/2005 2:58:57 AM EDT
[#29]
In the past few years I have been pulled over 8 or 9 times.  4 written warnings, 3 or 4 verbal warnings and one ticket (59 in a 35).  I need to get that front license plate on.

I always do the things you suggested.
1/28/2005 3:09:45 AM EDT
[#30]
Generally speaking, I try to treat people the way I'd like to be treated myself - when keeping that philosophy in mind while interacting with the police - which is an extremely rare event for me, BTW - my results have been favorable... I also try pretty hard not to do anything that might make them worried for their own safety - I'm sure their job is dangerous/stressful enough without people acting like idiots for no apparant good reason...


 - georgestrings
1/28/2005 3:18:21 AM EDT
[#31]
I do all that and still get tazered
1/28/2005 3:39:04 AM EDT
[#32]
Drive the rest of the way home.  
Pull into the driveway.
Get out running for the front door.
Claim you didnt see the two cop cars following with lights and sirens for the last 7 miles.
claim you only had "two beers"
Say your license used to be suspended, but you think it's over, and your working on getting it back.
Say your probation is only "informal."
Those arnt your pants, you just found them in your storage locker and put them on.
Some guy just gave you the car, you dont know why he starts it with a screwdriver.
You found God and quit smoking meth 4 days ago.
1/28/2005 3:46:13 AM EDT
[#33]
It's always correct to be polite regardless who you encounter but we live in a society
that lacks civility. I was in Texas once, got stopped for speeding on the interstate. The police officer actually got upset with me because I waited in my car for instructions rather than get out of my car to get into his car. He even threatened to put me in jail after I offered him an explanation of why I did not get out of my car.  I realize that this got was abusing his power but situations like these make you want to avoid police officers. I've also had good experiences like thos suggested in this tread.  h.gif

1/28/2005 3:46:23 AM EDT
[#34]

Quoted:
people acting like idiots for no apparant good reason...



Idiots have the best reason for acting like idiots.


Quoted:
Those arnt your pants, you just found them in your storage locker and put them on.




these ain't my pants, these is my brother's pants
1/28/2005 3:52:40 AM EDT
[#35]
Thanks for the advice, it's good but I only wish it would work in this county, they don't give warning over here.
1/28/2005 4:14:54 AM EDT
[#36]
Stop
Shut off your snowmobile
Remove helmet
Refrain from saying.."damn..I didn't think your car would make it through that snow drift!"
1/28/2005 4:27:11 AM EDT
[#37]

Quoted:
Stop
Shut off your snowmobile
Remove helmet
Refrain from saying.."damn..I didn't think your car would make it through that snow drift! Eh?"





1/28/2005 4:40:51 AM EDT
[#38]

Quoted:
What should I do with the beer?

Sgatr15

Share.
1/28/2005 4:49:52 AM EDT
[#39]
I've been pulled over only once. I was very polite to start with but when I realized I was pulled over for a bs reason (driving suspiciously) I got a little rude. I thought it was called for after I had been detained for around 20-30 minutes. I can't remember exactly how long it was since this happened around 8 years ago or so. I got off w/o a ticket, warning, or anything. Cop thought he would find drugs in m truck. I didn't have anything (didn't do drugs) so I did not give permission to search. Cop didn't have probable cause so he never got to search. Now I'm off my soapbox.

Every other time I've been VERY nice to police. My father was a cop for 26 years so I was always taught to be polite.  This should get you a long ways.  The only other time I've had a real interaction with a cop besides saying 'hello' or small talk was when there was a little disturbance in my neighborhood.  This neighborhood was very quiet but in a college town and some college kids were digging up a neighbors bushes and trees to use as props for a skit they were planning on doing that night. I walked up the street to make sure my neighbor (in his 80's) was OK. Cops show up. I was talking to one and told him I had a CCW so he wouldn't be suprised if he saw me printing, or whatever. He only wanted to know what I was carrying and how I liked my Glock. Kids were ticketed and after it was over the cop wanted to talk some more about my Glock.  Nice guy.
1/28/2005 6:46:43 AM EDT
[#40]
SHerrick, it IS really good advice.  I did exactly as you outlined last time I was stopped.  I did it to a "T".  Not only was I let off I think the cop was genuinely stunned at how I treated him.  And he would have EVERY right to give me a ticket.  I never, ever admitted guilt, I just simple apologized for bothering him and making him get out of his cruiser.

Sgatr15
1/28/2005 7:06:03 AM EDT
[#41]
Once I had changed out of greasy Levis into a pair of shorts, but left my wallet in my Levis. Levis were on front seat next to me.

Got stopped. While reaching for Levis, explained that I had left my wallet in my other pants, with a smirk on my face.

He told me that he'd heard that excuse countless times, but that I was the first guy that REALLY DID leave his wallet in his other pants.

He let me slide with a warning.


I was polite, though.
1/28/2005 7:24:23 AM EDT
[#42]
I always got kick how some women would unbutton their blouses or hike up the skirt in an anticipation of getting out of a ticket.
1/28/2005 7:58:08 AM EDT
[#43]

Quoted:
blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah

If you do these things and 9 out of 10 times you will get a warning.
I promise.



when i got pulled over and got a ticket it was for an expired inspection sticker, later found out that wasn't a moving violation in Texas, they can tack it on if you were speeding(I was doing under 20 in a school zone) or some other moving violation but isn't to be the primary cause of a stop.  Found out that the Plano PD is infamous for this BS.

wganz
ΒΆ
1/28/2005 8:19:21 AM EDT
[#44]

Quoted:
You guys are funny.

OK this only works if you are doing a normal traffic thingy.

It will not get you out of DUI, wreckless, 105 in a school zone, and murder.

Combat, you just have bad luck.

Taxman,  I'm sorry but you're life just sucks all the way around.




I am quite convinced that Combat_Jack's tickets have everything to do with bad luck, and nothing to do with the fact that he is a kid with an incredibly powerful anf fast truck who likes to talk about how fast he can go in it.

1/28/2005 8:22:44 AM EDT
[#45]
Don't forget to hide your dog :)
1/28/2005 8:24:21 AM EDT
[#46]
now you tell me!!  
1/28/2005 8:28:10 AM EDT
[#47]

Quoted:

Quoted:
blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah

If you do these things and 9 out of 10 times you will get a warning.
I promise.



when i got pulled over and got a ticket it was for an expired inspection sticker, later found out that wasn't a moving violation in Texas, they can tack it on if you were speeding(I was doing under 20 in a school zone) or some other moving violation but isn't to be the primary cause of a stop.  Found out that the Plano PD is infamous for this BS.

wganz
ΒΆ



blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah
1/28/2005 8:38:15 AM EDT
[#48]
My last 3 stops were for burned out bulbs.  2 in one night because no one had a replacement.  I now keep spares for all the bulbs.  Have to damit, the only jerk was the one who made me get out to show me the bulb.  Damn near did a full safety check on my car.

Next time I get stopped for a burned out light, I will make the officer hold the flashlight to help me change the bulb.  Hey, if they can stop me for the safety warning, they can help me change the damn thing!

One good tip, especially for CC.  If you cannot find your proof of insurance, DON'T GO ROOTING FOR IT!  If they ticket you for failure to show insurance, you can beat the rap in court.  Explain to the judge that you had it but you didn't want to cause undue fear in the officer by trying to find it.  And next time, you will have it on your visor flap.  
1/28/2005 8:45:59 AM EDT
[#49]
The cops around here issue tickets for the revenue. There is no such thing as a warning. Instead you get mitigation by mail to save the court's money.
1/28/2005 8:53:22 AM EDT
[#50]
What is this warning thing I am hearing about? It's just some myth that cops put out to make you think you can speed more so they can pull you over and collect revenue.


Pulled over 4 times in 19 years, got 4 tickets.
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