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Posted: 7/17/2006 6:31:36 AM EDT

He's lucky he didn't get shot!

Hiding out under a bridge, high on LSD, charging passersby a dollar to cross your path makes you many things.

Stupid? Yes.

Guilty of a brief but undoubtedly humorous sojourn into madness? Most definitely.

An actual bridge troll who can attack off-duty cops with golf clubs when they refuse to pony up the toll money you demand? Not so much.

Robert Hibbs was arrested in a park in Boulder, Colo., after he went medieval on an off-duty deputy who declined to pay him a dollar to cross a bridge, TheDenverChannel.com reports.

Witnesses told police that Hibbs and his buddy, Bradley Boville, were acting as bridge trolls in the park, charging unsuspecting joggers and bikers $1 to cross.

When an off-duty sheriff’s deputy was not amused by the pair’s hallucinogen-fueled shenanigans, Hibbs — as many a bad-tripping, putt-loving troll before him, no doubt — hauled off and whacked the cop with a golf club. The deputy told police he was able to remove the club from the troll and hit him back in self-defense.

Cops arrested both Hibbs and Boville after finding a large marijuana joint rolled in dollar bills at the scene of the troll tolling. Other drugs and paraphernalia turned up in a search of Boville’s apartment.

www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,203896,00.html

Posted: 7/17/2006 6:33:53 AM EDT

[#1]

Thats a first...

Posted: 7/17/2006 6:34:27 AM EDT

[#2]

What's their ARFCOM board names?

Posted: 7/17/2006 6:35:10 AM EDT

[#3]

Quoted:
He's lucky he didn't get shot!

Hiding out under a bridge, high on LSD, charging passersby a dollar to cross your path makes you many things.

Stupid? Yes.

Guilty of a brief but undoubtedly humorous sojourn into madness? Most definitely.

An actual bridge troll who can attack off-duty cops with golf clubs when they refuse to pony up the toll money you demand? Not so much.

Robert Hibbs was arrested in a park in Boulder, Colo., after he went medieval on an off-duty deputy who declined to pay him a dollar to cross a bridge, TheDenverChannel.com reports.

Witnesses told police that Hibbs and his buddy, Bradley Boville, were acting as bridge trolls in the park, charging unsuspecting joggers and bikers $1 to cross.

When an off-duty sheriff’s deputy was not amused by the pair’s hallucinogen-fueled shenanigans, Hibbs — as many a bad-tripping, putt-loving troll before him, no doubt — hauled off and whacked the cop with a golf club. The deputy told police he was able to remove the club from the troll and hit him back in self-defense.

Cops arrested both Hibbs and Boville after finding a large marijuana joint rolled in dollar bills at the scene of the troll tolling. Other drugs and paraphernalia turned up in a search of Boville’s apartment.

www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,203896,00.html

What if he though he was a canine instead of a troll? Methinks the outcome would have been very different.

Posted: 7/17/2006 6:38:39 AM EDT

[#4]

Mods.....remember this, the proper way to deal with a troll is

To whack 'em with a golf club.

Posted: 7/17/2006 6:40:07 AM EDT

[#5]

Better a dollar than a riddle!

Posted: 7/17/2006 6:42:56 AM EDT

[#6]

Darn JBTs take the fun out of LSD

Posted: 7/17/2006 6:45:07 AM EDT

[#7]

Typical media only tells half the story!
Sure he was charging 1 dollar to cross the bridge, but what they dont tell you is he was also offering to give them a blowjob.

He's not a troll, If anything he's guilty of being a rentboy.

Posted: 7/17/2006 6:56:32 AM EDT

[#8]

shenanigans

Sounds like an article from The Onion.

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