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8/27/2010 6:55:16 AM EDT
Check out this crash, and then the sweet meme which has already popped up.



Story





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8/27/2010 6:58:38 AM EDT
[#1]
It was bound to happen.

I mean, it looks exactly the same, only without the ghey shrubbery concealement of a ramp.
8/27/2010 7:07:35 AM EDT
[#2]

I watched the video and, aside from the crash, this was my favorite part.








"We broke this store at 3:45...blah, blah, blah....."  and the crash happened during the morning commute at 7:15am.  How is that "breaking a story" when it happened 8 hours earlier?

8/27/2010 7:10:17 AM EDT
[#3]



Quoted:


Check out this crash, and then the sweet meme which has already popped up.



Story





Turbo Boost!







 
8/27/2010 7:11:40 AM EDT
[#4]
alas tis a dupe
8/27/2010 7:16:31 AM EDT
[#5]
If that kid had been driving a blue 1983 Volvo station wagon, he wouldn't be in the hospital today.

 
8/27/2010 7:21:43 AM EDT
[#6]



Quoted:


If that kid had been driving a blue 1983 Volvo station wagon, he wouldn't be in the hospital today.  


If he weren't a total fucking moron.



 
8/27/2010 7:21:44 AM EDT
[#7]



Quoted:


If that kid had been driving a blue 1983 Volvo station wagon, he wouldn't be in the hospital today.  


Yeah, you can't jump those things for shit....

 
8/27/2010 7:31:01 AM EDT
[#8]



Quoted:





Quoted:

If that kid had been driving a blue 1983 Volvo station wagon, he wouldn't be in the hospital today.  


If he weren't a total fucking moron.

 



True. And unfortunately for us he wan't wearing his seatbelt so he was ejected from the vehicle and allowed to survive.





 
8/27/2010 7:38:30 AM EDT
[#9]
I was showing this video to a friend the other night, and read a little more about this guy. Now, the crash was at 7:15, or some reports peg it finer at 7:13. Are you following me Camera Guy?



At perhaps as late as 6:54 AM that same day - 20 minutes before the crash - the driver was in police custody for possession of drug paraphernalia and alcohol, all while in the company of a 15-year-old girl. Police first made contact with the driver at 6:13 that day.






Beavercreek police said Tuesday that they had arrested Eden at 6:13 a.m.
 Monday on charges including possession of alcohol, drug paraphernalia and
 drug abuse after he was found with a 15-year-old Beavercreek girl in the
 parking lot near the corner of Beaver Vu Drive and North Fairfield Road.





The officer approached the vehicle because it was in the parking lot of a
 closed business at such an early hour. The officer found an unopened can of
 alcohol, a trace of marijuana and drug paraphernalia in the car.





The girl was cited and released to her father. Eden was given a court summons
 and released.





"It’s police procedure not to incarcerate people on a prohibition (charge),”
 Beavercreek Sgt. Jim Wuebben said. "There was no reason to believe that Mr.
 Eden was a flight risk or that he would not appear in court.”





"Eden was cooperative throughout, and there were no indications of Eden to be
 under the influence of alcohol at the time of his arrest. He was released
 prior to 6:54 a.m.” Monday, Wuebben said.




The portion in red indicates the genesis of my theory as to why he had the hammer down.



Whole story.


8/27/2010 7:42:08 AM EDT
[#10]
Quoted:
I was showing this video to a friend the other night, and read a little more about this guy. Now, the crash was at 7:15, or some reports peg it finer at 7:13. Are you following me Camera Guy?

At perhaps as late as 6:54 AM that same day - 20 minutes before the crash - the driver was in police custody for possession of drug paraphernalia and alcohol, all while in the company of a 15-year-old girl. Police first made contact with the driver at 6:13 that day.

Beavercreek police said Tuesday that they had arrested Eden at 6:13 a.m.   Monday on charges including possession of alcohol, drug paraphernalia and   drug abuse after he was found with a 15-year-old Beavercreek girl in the   parking lot near the corner of Beaver Vu Drive and North Fairfield Road.

The officer approached the vehicle because it was in the parking lot of a   closed business at such an early hour. The officer found an unopened can of   alcohol, a trace of marijuana and drug paraphernalia in the car.

The girl was cited and released to her father. Eden was given a court summons   and released.



"It’s police procedure not to incarcerate people on a prohibition (charge),”   Beavercreek Sgt. Jim Wuebben said. "There was no reason to believe that Mr.   Eden was a flight risk or that he would not appear in court.”

"Eden was cooperative throughout, and there were no indications of Eden to be   under the influence of alcohol at the time of his arrest. He was released   prior to 6:54 a.m.” Monday, Wuebben said.


The portion in red indicates the genesis of my theory as to why he had the hammer down.

Whole story.


So, he was pissed 'cause he didn't get laid?