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6/24/2010 5:10:25 PM EDT
Wild Turkeys have finally moved into the woods behind my house and have begun wandering around the house, etc.  Is there a nuisance factor I should get prepared for or are they a harmless novelty of nature?
6/24/2010 5:18:35 PM EDT
[#1]
Fire up the grill
6/24/2010 5:24:32 PM EDT
[#2]
Harmless.
6/24/2010 5:25:23 PM EDT
[#3]
Wait till the fall season and profit...

6/24/2010 5:27:27 PM EDT
[#4]
Thumping one with a bow is pretty quiet...



Just sayin'.
6/24/2010 5:30:46 PM EDT
[#5]
they will peck your eyes out as you sleep........... in the hammock with corn on your glasses.
6/24/2010 5:31:12 PM EDT
[#6]
Go out and buy a turkey fryer.  Then when season opens take your limit and deep fry them.  Best wild meat there is, IMO.
6/24/2010 5:32:26 PM EDT
[#7]
Be afraid very afraid...Christ
6/24/2010 5:33:10 PM EDT
[#8]
If you're a grasshopper farmer, you're in trouble.

6/24/2010 5:35:03 PM EDT
[#9]
Fuck those mangy bastards.  They're full of ticks & mites and ravage the shit out of everything.  Take the initiative of SSS now before you lose your turf!!
6/24/2010 5:38:34 PM EDT
[#10]
They destroy crops and will get to the morels(mushrooms) before you in the spring
6/24/2010 5:40:04 PM EDT
[#11]
They are quiet most of the time.
6/24/2010 5:40:55 PM EDT
[#12]
Wait until they start attacking their reflection in a window.
6/24/2010 5:43:00 PM EDT
[#13]
A harmless taste novelty.