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2/16/2010 11:25:03 AM EDT
[#1]
I like me some fried chav, extra crispy.  
2/16/2010 11:32:27 AM EDT
[#2]
The only victims here are the owners of the car and the building that was damaged.



Police should charge every fucker who knew what they were doing with withholding evidence.



Fuck the arrogant little joy-riding, car-thieving pricks.
2/16/2010 11:38:13 AM EDT
[#3]
looking at the pictures i see a combined IQ of 64 , on a good day
2/16/2010 12:11:17 PM EDT
[#4]
Good riddance!

Scumbags!

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!!!!

2/16/2010 12:14:29 PM EDT
[#5]
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looking at the pictures i see a combined IQ of 64 , on a good day


I wouldn't even give it that.. Got what they deserved tho..
2/16/2010 12:20:26 PM EDT
[#6]
I don't like chavs either.  The American equivalent would be trailer trash, for those that don't know what a chav is.
2/16/2010 12:23:03 PM EDT
[#7]



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looking at the pictures I see a combined IQ of 64 , on a good day




I wouldn't even give it that.. Got what they deserved tho..
an IQ of 16 , well assuming that they dressed themselves that would sound about right , but if mommy helped , then yes it could be lower






 
2/16/2010 12:26:41 PM EDT
[#8]
Darwin wins again!
2/16/2010 12:30:41 PM EDT
[#9]
So, what's the difference between a chav and a yob?  Can one cross back and forth between these groupls, or be a member of multiple groups, or are these things exclusive?
2/16/2010 12:35:35 PM EDT
[#10]
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So, what's the difference between a chav and a yob?  Can one cross back and forth between these groupls, or be a member of multiple groups, or are these things exclusive?


Yob - Yoof with a bad attitude, but can be from a good family and may well become a good citizen.

Chav - Inbred scum, lives in social housing, aspires to a life of crime and unemployment, will always be scum.
2/16/2010 12:37:14 PM EDT
[#11]





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So, what's the difference between a chav and a yob?  Can one cross back and forth between these groupls, or be a member of multiple groups, or are these things exclusive?






Yob - Yoof with a bad attitude, but can be from a good family and may well become a good citizen.





Chav - Inbred scum, lives in social housing, aspires to a life of crime and unemployment, will always be scum.



And a Pikey?  Is that just a Chav you find impaled on a fencepost trying to break into your property?
2/16/2010 12:37:54 PM EDT
[#12]
What a loss
2/16/2010 12:40:40 PM EDT
[#13]
I feel sorry for the car's owner, hopefully they had insurance.


2/16/2010 12:42:39 PM EDT
[#14]
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What a loss of a perfectly good Subaru and Chip Shop.


2/16/2010 12:43:24 PM EDT
[#15]



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I feel sorry for the car's owner, hopefully they had insurance.



Including liability coverage, considering in Britain he'll probably be charged for negligent homocide by failing to effectively secure the car against theft by irresponsible drivers.

 
2/16/2010 12:43:49 PM EDT
[#16]




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What a loss of a perfectly good Subaru and Chip Shop.








You think I meant anything else?




It doesn't look like it was an STi, so it's at least that!
2/16/2010 12:46:43 PM EDT
[#17]

A dead Chav is always a good thing.

But can somebody tell me what a "yardie" (sp?) is?
2/16/2010 12:56:47 PM EDT
[#18]
There is almost nothing worse than a Chav.
2/16/2010 1:00:16 PM EDT
[#19]
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So, what's the difference between a chav and a yob?  Can one cross back and forth between these groupls, or be a member of multiple groups, or are these things exclusive?


Yob - Yoof with a bad attitude, but can be from a good family and may well become a good citizen.

Chav - Inbred scum, lives in social housing, aspires to a life of crime and unemployment, will always be scum.

And a Pikey?  Is that just a Chav you find impaled on a fencepost trying to break into your property?


A Pikey is normally a Traveler or a Gypsy.
2/16/2010 1:06:00 PM EDT
[#20]



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A dead Chav is always a good thing.



But can somebody tell me what a "yardie" (sp?) is?
A yardie is a Jamaican criminal.

Called yardies as they refer to their back yard = Jamaica





 
2/16/2010 1:24:05 PM EDT
[#21]





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So, what's the difference between a chav and a yob?  Can one cross back and forth between these groupls, or be a member of multiple groups, or are these things exclusive?






Yob - Yoof with a bad attitude, but can be from a good family and may well become a good citizen.





Chav - Inbred scum, lives in social housing, aspires to a life of crime and unemployment, will always be scum.



And a Pikey?  Is that just a Chav you find impaled on a fencepost trying to break into your property?






A Pikey is normally a Traveler or a Gypsy.



Strange, I mentioned Chavies to an Englishman once and he was shocked I was familiar with that term, but then went on to say that where he was from in England they typically called them Pikeys around there, but that it was the same thing. I think it was South England, like Brighton.  But I could be way off.  He didn't sound like he was from Liverpool or Birmingham.  Sounded closer to a London accent dialect generally.


 
2/16/2010 1:44:56 PM EDT
[#22]



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So, what's the difference between a chav and a yob?  Can one cross back and forth between these groupls, or be a member of multiple groups, or are these things exclusive?




Yob - Yoof with a bad attitude, but can be from a good family and may well become a good citizen.



Chav - Inbred scum, lives in social housing, aspires to a life of crime and unemployment, will always be scum.


And a Pikey?  Is that just a Chav you find impaled on a fencepost trying to break into your property?




A Pikey is normally a Traveler or a Gypsy.


Strange, I mentioned Chavies to an Englishman once and he was shocked I was familiar with that term, but then went on to say that where he was from in England they typically called them Pikeys around there, but that it was the same thing. I think it was South England, like Brighton.  But I could be way off.  He didn't sound like he was from Liverpool or Birmingham.  Sounded closer to a London accent dialect generally.  


Chav definately aren't Pikeys



 
2/16/2010 1:48:47 PM EDT
[#23]
Yep, those are some intelligent looking kids...
2/16/2010 1:50:33 PM EDT
[#24]
No sympathy for thieves.
2/16/2010 1:52:07 PM EDT
[#25]
Well this has been a most enlightening thread on UK slang.  

One more thing.  Am I correct in thinking a Takeaway is a place to pick up a quick bite to eat, but without tables?
A sort of British fast food?
2/16/2010 1:53:40 PM EDT
[#26]



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Well this has been a most enlightening thread on UK slang.  




One more thing.  Am I correct in thinking a Takeaway is a place to pick up a quick bite to eat, but without tables?

A sort of British fast food?
Yes





 
2/16/2010 1:54:46 PM EDT
[#27]
If one of my cars is ever stolen,I can only hope it is so loyal to its Japanese roots.

  The Beeb needs to get a Pikey show that will be even more awesome than Jersey Shore:

 

From the side column linked Daily Mail story on Gypsy weddings today  http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-1251444/Tacky-spectacularly-OTT-steeped-traditional-values––scenes-gypsy-weddings.html Fuckin look at that ginger on the right with baked sweet potato girl
2/16/2010 1:54:52 PM EDT
[#28]
And the only thing of value that was lost, was the car.
2/16/2010 1:55:46 PM EDT
[#29]
BOOM!



FIREBALL!

2/16/2010 1:57:04 PM EDT
[#30]
I'm surprised no one picked up on the name of the road were they met their fiery and painful demise…

Killinghall Road.
2/16/2010 2:03:57 PM EDT
[#31]
2/16/2010 2:07:33 PM EDT
[#32]
Impreza? That car is worth some serious dosh

this happened in 2008 and they got around to writing an article about it now?
2/16/2010 3:38:23 PM EDT
[#33]



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If one of my cars is ever stolen,I can only hope it is so loyal to its Japanese roots.



  The Beeb needs to get a Pikey show that will be even more awesome than Jersey Shore:



 http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2010/02/16/article-0-084FD621000005DC-884_634x361.jpg



From the side column linked Daily Mail story on Gypsy weddings today  http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-1251444/Tacky-spectacularly-OTT-steeped-traditional-values––scenes-gypsy-weddings.html Fuckin look at that ginger on the right with baked sweet potato girl


What in the flying fuck?