Posted: 12/21/2007 6:16:52 AM EDT
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10 Unconditional Truths of Life Number 10- Life is sexually transmitted. Number 9- Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die. Number 8- Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich. Number 7- Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks. Number 6- Some people are like a Slinky ... not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you shove them down the stairs. Number 5- Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing. Number 4- All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism. Number 3- A slight tax increase will cost you $200.00 yet a substantial tax cut only saves you 30ยข. Number 2- In the 60s, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal. AND THE NUMBER 1- Unconditional Truth for 2007: We know exactly where one cow with Mad-cow-disease is located among the millions and millions of cows in America but we haven't got a clue as to where hundreds of thousands of illegal immigrants and terrorists are located. Maybe we should put the Department of Agriculture in charge of immigration. Enjoy, (0_o) |