[ARCHIVED THREAD] - Virginity Testing for Employment (Page 1 of 5)
Posted: 10/30/2013 1:26:31 PM EDT
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I would get my female hires tested for their virginity if they were unmarried. And if they were married, I would insist they provide a list of all sexual references that I would check diligently.
I can't risk hussies at the office seducing my male colleagues and ruining morale. First signs of sluthood and your ass is fired. Don't like it? Go work somewhere else. You're not entitled to a job. Go collect welfare or something. |
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I would get my female hires tested for their virginity if they were unmarried. And if they were married, I would insist they provide a list of all sexual references that I would check diligently. I can't risk hussies at the office seducing my male colleagues and ruining morale. First signs of sluthood and your ass is fired. Don't like it? Go work somewhere else. You're not entitled to a job. Go collect welfare or something. ...and no one is obligated to work for you. |
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...and no one is obligated to work for you. Quoted:
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I would get my female hires tested for their virginity if they were unmarried. And if they were married, I would insist they provide a list of all sexual references that I would check diligently. I can't risk hussies at the office seducing my male colleagues and ruining morale. First signs of sluthood and your ass is fired. Don't like it? Go work somewhere else. You're not entitled to a job. Go collect welfare or something. ...and no one is obligated to work for you. Exactly my point. But I do pay well. Can't keep your legs shut for my $80k job? I don't want you anyways. |
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This should be acceptable. You should be able to hire who you want for whatever reason you want. However, few people are going to work for you. That's what freedom is for. And that's what I am defending. Plenty of qualified men will work for me. I don't care about their activities. I just don't want them banging the sloot I just hired. Don't shit where you eat. I plan to secure that with my hiring policy. |
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take your bullshit elsewhere. i'm 100% serious as I've stated before. Quoted:
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ITT: pothead angry at the man starts another thread posing a question and mentally high fiving himself for how witty he thinks he is. take your bullshit elsewhere. i'm 100% serious as I've stated before. sorry i hurt your feelings. 
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I am an experienced virginity tester. What is your pay scale? you wouldn't work for me directly. you're a contractor and get paid per examination. what are your rates? i plan to have the applicant cover the test, btw. that will weed out the first level of whores. |
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you wouldn't work for me directly. you're a contractor and get paid per examination. what are your rates? i plan to have the applicant cover the test, btw. that will weed out the first level of whores. Quoted:
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I am an experienced virginity tester. What is your pay scale? you wouldn't work for me directly. you're a contractor and get paid per examination. what are your rates? i plan to have the applicant cover the test, btw. that will weed out the first level of whores. Are you off your meds again? 
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Quoted: let me know how that works out for you. you can take them cause i dont want em. they're worthless anyway. Quoted: Quoted: And I will hire all your sluts. let me know how that works out for you. you can take them cause i dont want em. they're worthless anyway. [Garland Green] He's a font of misplaced rage. Name your cliche. held him too much or not enough, last picked at kickball, whatever. Now he's so angry moments of levity actually cause him pain; gives him headaches. Happiness, for that gentleman, hurts. |
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As Naamah says, it is ALWAYS the vagina's fault. ALWAYS Quoted:
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Right, because it's not like the men in turn are trying to fuck the women. That never happens. As Naamah says, it is ALWAYS the vagina's fault. ALWAYS Evil vaginas. They should be punished. Hard. |
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OP's troll post aside, the south isn't exactly booming with opportunity 
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/e/e9/US_county_household_median_income_2009.png Quoted:
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Why would someone even want to work for a yankee?
OP's troll post aside, the south isn't exactly booming with opportunity
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/e/e9/US_county_household_median_income_2009.png You see that dark green spot in the middle of TN? 
^ Me waving. |
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OP, were you dropped as a child? Possibly mouth-first into a giant pile of paint chips? No, he's trying to make point, and failing miserably. Basically, his schtick is you should be free to do whatever you want, unless you hire people... then you should be forced to do it his way. 
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Evil vaginas. They should be punished. Hard. Quoted:
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Right, because it's not like the men in turn are trying to fuck the women. That never happens. As Naamah says, it is ALWAYS the vagina's fault. ALWAYS Evil vaginas. They should be punished. Hard. Very hard. 
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Evil vaginas. They should be punished. Hard. Quoted:
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Right, because it's not like the men in turn are trying to fuck the women. That never happens. As Naamah says, it is ALWAYS the vagina's fault. ALWAYS Evil vaginas. They should be punished. Hard. And often. |
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Women sleeping with their male co-workers probably don't make for a very effective work environment.......same thing goes for the men also. What happens to group morale and productivity when Sally finds out Mike's been screwing around on her with Jane? Makes for way TOOO much work drama.
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Gender discrimination. Do you perform the same checks for the men in your employ? Drug tests apply to everyone equally. I should have the right to hire and fire whoever I want. Regardless of gender. It's only females I am worried about anyway. My company my rights. You don't have to work for me. Look elsewhere. |
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Quoted: And that's what I am defending. Plenty of qualified men will work for me. I don't care about their activities. I just don't want them banging the sloot I just hired. Don't shit where you eat. I plan to secure that with my hiring policy. Quoted: Quoted: This should be acceptable. You should be able to hire who you want for whatever reason you want. However, few people are going to work for you. That's what freedom is for. And that's what I am defending. Plenty of qualified men will work for me. I don't care about their activities. I just don't want them banging the sloot I just hired. Don't shit where you eat. I plan to secure that with my hiring policy. Why not just fire any male that is caught having sexual relations with any other employee then? No one needs work place drama. |
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You see that dark green spot in the middle of TN?
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Why would someone even want to work for a yankee?
OP's troll post aside, the south isn't exactly booming with opportunity
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/e/e9/US_county_household_median_income_2009.png You see that dark green spot in the middle of TN?
^ Me waving. I can see you lying on your literal four-poster bed made of money, proud that you were able to single-handedly raise the median income so much. 
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Quoted: You see that dark green spot in the middle of TN? ^ Me waving. Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Why would someone even want to work for a yankee? OP's troll post aside, the south isn't exactly booming with opportunity http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/e/e9/US_county_household_median_income_2009.png You see that dark green spot in the middle of TN? ^ Me waving.  Speed |
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Quoted: Evil vaginas. They should be punished. Hard. Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Right, because it's not like the men in turn are trying to fuck the women. That never happens. As Naamah says, it is ALWAYS the vagina's fault. ALWAYS Evil vaginas. They should be punished. Hard.  |
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let me know how that works out for you. you can take them cause i dont want em. they're worthless anyway. Quoted:
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And I will hire all your sluts. let me know how that works out for you. you can take them cause i dont want em. they're worthless anyway. Oh it'll work out. 1. Change business plan - The sluts now work in a restaurant where they wear little clothing. 2. Charge patrons ridiculous sums of money for shitty Sysco food. 3. Watch as sad, lonely men piss away their paychecks on watered down drinks, the aforementioned shitty food and the misplaced hope that they can fuck one of the sluts. 4. Acquire currency. 5. A metric fuck ton of currency. 6. Buy your company and hire more sluts
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I should have the right to hire and fire whoever I want. Regardless of gender. It's only females I am worried about anyway. My company my rights. You don't have to work for me. Look elsewhere. Quoted:
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Gender discrimination. Do you perform the same checks for the men in your employ? Drug tests apply to everyone equally. I should have the right to hire and fire whoever I want. Regardless of gender. It's only females I am worried about anyway. My company my rights. You don't have to work for me. Look elsewhere. Nuttier than a fruitcake made of squirrel turds.
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Why not just fire any male that is caught having sexual relations with any other employee then? No one needs work place drama. Quoted:
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This should be acceptable. You should be able to hire who you want for whatever reason you want. However, few people are going to work for you. That's what freedom is for. And that's what I am defending. Plenty of qualified men will work for me. I don't care about their activities. I just don't want them banging the sloot I just hired. Don't shit where you eat. I plan to secure that with my hiring policy. Why not just fire any male that is caught having sexual relations with any other employee then? No one needs work place drama. Because he's pissy about drug testing. There wasn't any real thought put into this. |