Posted: 10/7/2005 8:02:06 PM EDT
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Why is Ben Affleck on tv defending gunowners and Florida's new retreat law? |
Yes. Just a slightly more tolerable asshole. Kinda like a thin, sexy Rosie O'Donnell after a face transplant. |
I don't know if there is enough plastic surgery on the planet to make her tolerable at all.
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What if they accidentally removed her vocal chords during the surgery? |
only if it killed her. then she'd be tolerable. |
I dunno. If she was attractive, no longer resembled Rosie in any way, and couldn't speak... I'd almost marry her. The look on her face everytime I pulled out an AR would be priceless... especially if she couldn't comment. |

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