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Link Posted: 7/19/2016 10:13:15 AM EST
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I'm not your pal, friend

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I called a guy buddy one time and he flipped the fuck out on me and told me I wasn't his buddy.


I'm not your buddy, pal.


I'm not your pal, friend

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I'm not your friend, dude.
Link Posted: 7/19/2016 10:13:53 AM EST
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Hoss=Large Boss
Link Posted: 7/19/2016 10:14:11 AM EST
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This. How does one not know Hoss Cartwright?    

Jeez it's like bush league around here.
 
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How can people not know the best TV series ever made? It was Game of Thrones before Game of Thrones!

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This. How does one not know Hoss Cartwright?    

Jeez it's like bush league around here.
 

Link Posted: 7/19/2016 10:14:16 AM EST
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Link Posted: 7/19/2016 10:17:09 AM EST
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It's the absolute complete opposite of this:
Link Posted: 7/19/2016 10:17:41 AM EST
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When I get that from someone I don't know, I reply "who you callin' Buddy, Guy?".  South Park reference.

Some people don't get it.

TC
Link Posted: 7/19/2016 10:21:17 AM EST
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I called a guy buddy one time and he flipped the fuck out on me and told me I wasn't his buddy.


I'm not your buddy, pal.


I'm not your pal, friend

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I'm not your friend, dude.


I'm not your dude, chief.
Link Posted: 7/19/2016 10:23:43 AM EST
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Hey, hey, hey, hey, I ain't your partner. I ain't your neighbor, your brother, or your friend. I'm your total stranger.
Link Posted: 7/19/2016 10:25:24 AM EST
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I called a guy buddy one time and he flipped the fuck out on me and told me I wasn't his buddy.


I'm not your buddy, pal.


I'm not your pal, friend

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I'm not your friend, dude.


I'm not your dude, chief.


I'm not your chief,  Huckleberry.
Link Posted: 7/19/2016 10:29:30 AM EST
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I take it you weren't an Bonanza fan.
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This.
Link Posted: 7/19/2016 10:30:25 AM EST
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Link Posted: 7/19/2016 10:33:50 AM EST
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Hoss = Mongo's smaller and slightly smarter brother.
Link Posted: 7/19/2016 10:34:15 AM EST
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I called a guy buddy one time and he flipped the fuck out on me and told me I wasn't his buddy.

I'm not your buddy, pal.

I'm not your pal, friend

I'm not your friend, dude.

I'm not your dude, chief.

I'm not your chief,  Huckleberry.
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I'm not your Huckleberry, Partner.
Link Posted: 7/19/2016 10:34:24 AM EST
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Hoss is someone that orders pizza at 9AM

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I was just called a Hoss when placing an order for some nice pizza.  WTF is a Hoss and why do I need one?





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Link Posted: 7/19/2016 10:35:14 AM EST
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I take it you weren't an Bonanza fan.
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Link Posted: 7/19/2016 10:35:18 AM EST
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Yeah, well I'm not your friend pal.
 
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Yeah, well I'm not your friend pal.
 

I'm not your pal, guy.
Link Posted: 7/19/2016 10:36:29 AM EST
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I take it you weren't an Bonanza fan.


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"I'm thinking of something orange..."
Link Posted: 7/19/2016 10:37:21 AM EST
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I'm not your huckleberry, Guy
Link Posted: 7/19/2016 10:37:28 AM EST
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Why you ordering pizza at 800 in the morning, you fat fuck
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This LOL
Link Posted: 7/19/2016 10:42:38 AM EST
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'Hoss' Cartwright:

[to Charlie, seeing southern California for the first time and observes it is nothing but a barren desert] It sure ain't never gonna amount to much!

He was right.
Link Posted: 7/19/2016 10:44:39 AM EST
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Hey, hey, hey, hey, I ain't your partner. I ain't your neighbor, your brother, or your friend. I'm your total stranger.
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Ahhh. You are "that guy".
Link Posted: 7/19/2016 10:49:13 AM EST
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So why not call it Boss instead of Hoss. Reminds me of the word skrimps instead of shrimps.
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You must have ordered a lot of food or are big
Link Posted: 7/19/2016 10:49:15 AM EST
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Link Posted: 7/19/2016 10:52:49 AM EST
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Because they're two different words?  Don't you watch pawn stars HOSS?
Link Posted: 7/19/2016 10:53:42 AM EST
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I'm not your dude, chief.
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I'm not your buddy, pal.


I'm not your pal, friend

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I'm not your friend, dude.


I'm not your dude, chief.

Don't call me chief, ace!!
Link Posted: 7/19/2016 10:56:32 AM EST
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I'm not your chief,  Huckleberry.
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I'm not your dude, chief.


I'm not your chief,  Huckleberry.


Link Posted: 7/19/2016 10:57:53 AM EST
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I called a guy buddy one time and he flipped the fuck out on me and told me I wasn't his buddy.

I'm not your buddy, pal.

I'm not your pal, friend

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I'm not your friend, dude.

I'm not your dude, chief.
Don't call me chief, ace!!
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Settle down there, slick.
Link Posted: 7/19/2016 11:00:04 AM EST
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"I'm thinking of something orange..."
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I take it you weren't an Bonanza fan.


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"I'm thinking of something orange..."


"Something ooorange..."
Link Posted: 7/19/2016 11:05:24 AM EST
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It's an insulting nickname, like saying… "Yeah all right there Chief, I'll get right on it"

Or:  "that's right Liver Lips, yer pizza will be there in 40 minutes"

Question:  Are you a fat bastard that orders every morning?  

- I don't mean bastard in a demeaning way,  More like the Austin Powers character.
Link Posted: 7/19/2016 11:06:54 AM EST
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 I never got to watch that show since it was on at the same time as Maud.

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How can people not know the best TV series ever made? It was Game of Thrones before Game of Thrones!



http://www.nrgtribe.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/HOSS1.jpg


 I never got to watch that show since it was on at the same time as Maud.

Never has so much wrong been explained by so few words.

 
Link Posted: 7/19/2016 11:12:17 AM EST
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A hoss is someone hung like a stud field mouse
Link Posted: 7/19/2016 11:12:18 AM EST
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Link Posted: 7/19/2016 11:17:11 AM EST
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Because that'd be stupid.  

Hoss is a dialectic pronunciation of horse.
Link Posted: 7/19/2016 11:22:42 AM EST
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Because that'd be stupid.  

Hoss is a dialectic pronunciation of horse.
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So why not call it Boss instead of Hoss.


Because that'd be stupid.  

Hoss is a dialectic pronunciation of horse.


This.  Refers to someone as big as a horse.  
Link Posted: 7/19/2016 11:32:08 AM EST
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Settle down there, slick.
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I called a guy buddy one time and he flipped the fuck out on me and told me I wasn't his buddy.

I'm not your buddy, pal.

I'm not your pal, friend

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I'm not your friend, dude.

I'm not your dude, chief.
Don't call me chief, ace!!



Settle down there, slick.

Don't tell me to settle down, sport!!
Link Posted: 7/19/2016 11:32:17 AM EST
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WTF is a "nice pizza" ?

Can you even get a decent pie in Florida, Hoss?
Link Posted: 7/19/2016 11:37:31 AM EST
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Don't call me chief, ace!!
Whatever you say Capt'n.

 
 
Link Posted: 7/19/2016 11:42:38 AM EST
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Whatever you say Capt'n.    
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Don't call me chief, ace!!
Whatever you say Capt'n.    
its harder to get a USCG Capts license than to get a commercisl pilots license, I've got both. I WORKED FUCKING LONG AND HARD TO GET AND KEEP THAT TICKET...its a legally held title and the default signature in my email...I aint no anonymous internet poser hiding behind a screen name

 
Link Posted: 7/19/2016 11:44:18 AM EST
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its harder to get a USCG Capts license than to get a commercisl pilots license, I've got both. I WORKED FUCKING LONG AND HARD TO GET AND KEEP THAT TICKET...its a legally held title and the default signature in my email...I aint no anonymous internet poser hiding behind a screen name  
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Don't call me chief, ace!!
Whatever you say Capt'n.    
its harder to get a USCG Capts license than to get a commercisl pilots license, I've got both. I WORKED FUCKING LONG AND HARD TO GET AND KEEP THAT TICKET...its a legally held title and the default signature in my email...I aint no anonymous internet poser hiding behind a screen name  

Link Posted: 7/19/2016 11:53:40 AM EST
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The origin of this word is from the hit NBC TV show Bonanza a western series that ran from September 12, 1959 to January 16, 1973.
Dan Blocker – Eric "Hoss" Cartwright was a featured character and his demeanor and attitude was a kind and gentle soul for a really big guy.
So now it has been used as a term of endearment of Brotherhood or Respect to a fellow person whether they are familiar with the person or not.

Doing a GOOGLE search on "Hoss" kicked back 14M hits.  13.95M of them referenced Dan Blocker.
Link Posted: 7/19/2016 11:54:12 AM EST
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How can people not know the best TV series ever made? It was Game of Thrones before Game of Thrones!

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because thankfully I'm not that fucking old, shit went off the air more than 10 years before I was born

sorry gramps
Link Posted: 7/19/2016 12:04:53 PM EST
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Hoss was in use a long time before Bonanza ever aired.
Link Posted: 7/19/2016 12:06:02 PM EST
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slang for big time queer----just own it OP
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This is how I know it.
Link Posted: 7/19/2016 12:06:21 PM EST
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Now you  need one of these


One these


And this
Link Posted: 7/19/2016 12:11:40 PM EST
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Was partial to gunsmoke myself there hoss.
Link Posted: 7/19/2016 12:12:52 PM EST
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Florida has GREAT FUCKIN PIZZA, sweet tits.    

I shit you not.  Easily as good as New York or New Jersey.  And I know what the fuck I'm talkin about.
Link Posted: 7/19/2016 12:12:53 PM EST
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Why you ordering pizza at 800 in the morning, you fat fuck
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Stop judging OP. Fat shaming has no place on AR15.com. That's not who we are.

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Link Posted: 7/19/2016 1:00:22 PM EST
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I was just called a Hoss when placing an order for some nice pizza.  WTF is a Hoss and why do I need one?
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It's southern for "Here you go, you gay fucker"

Maybe
Link Posted: 7/19/2016 1:10:57 PM EST
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Fat fuck.
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