Posted: 9/16/2009 7:42:09 AM EDT
| Is going on in my stomach, and God Help us I think it has gone nuclear. It was the Chinese and Mexicans who started it. Never again shall they be allowed to united in a unholy union such as what went on last night. Tacos and Mushu Pork are not meant to live in harmony. Jalapenos and Chinese Beer should not co-exist in such close quarters. I have brought doom upon the world. the end is not in site. They have released chemical warfare now. My neighbors have fled for miles due to the odious stench of their inhumane weapons. I sent in a American response team, but they just made it worse, and I believe were wiped out with in moments. Those poor poor eggs and bacon. God What have I done. |
| The damage was worse than I feared. All of MTSU was effected by the fallout from the war. Many parts of Murfreesboro have been gassed by a noxious substance. This includes the Publix, Pilot Gas Station, and the County Archives. Rumors that the MAC gym have been gassed are unconfirmed, but the area has been evacuated. God help those who were victims of this tragedy. I saw one girl gagging so bad in the Archives that I had to evac immediately. She may have been the first victim |
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Quoted: Is going on in my stomach, and God Help us I think it has gone nuclear. It was the Chinese and Mexicans who started it. Never again shall they be allowed to united in a unholy union such as what went on last night. Tacos and Mushu Pork are not meant to live in harmony. Jalapenos and Chinese Beer should not co-exist in such close quarters. I have brought doom upon the world. the end is not in site. They have released chemical warfare now. My neighbors have fled for miles due to the odious stench of their inhumane weapons. I sent in a American response team, but they just made it worse, and I believe were wiped out with in moments. Those poor poor eggs and bacon. God What have I done. Send in the Germans! Sauer Kraut and brats with German beer!  |
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Jalapenos and Chinese Beer should not co-exist http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3304/3584594003_21621d50d6_o.jpg Tsingtao is the only Chinese beer I know of that's imported to the US. It has a flavor profile somewhere between dirty dishwater and that morning urine that's extra yellow and stinky. |
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The damage was worse than I feared. All of MTSU was effected by the fallout from the war. Many parts of Murfreesboro have been gassed by a noxious substance. This includes the Publix, Pilot Gas Station, and the County Archives. Rumors that the MAC gym have been gassed are unconfirmed, but the area has been evacuated. God help those who were victims of this tragedy. I saw one girl gagging so bad in the Archives that I had to evac immediately. She may have been the first victim Keep that shit on your side of the ridge. Retaliatory strikes aren't pretty. |
