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12/25/2004 4:26:01 PM EDT
This came up in an earlier thread.

Just out of curiosity, what would you think Jesus would carry?

Im saying a USPC .40 SW. Easily concealable under robes, with enough umph to get the job done, but not overbareing.

Merry Christmas!
12/25/2004 4:39:37 PM EDT
[#1]
1911 in .45 ACP.  After all he had a hand in designing it.
12/25/2004 4:40:25 PM EDT
[#2]
Yes, and this was answered in the earlier thread as well.


.45 ACP  1911

He's the Son of God...............What else would he carry!!!???!!??!!

12/25/2004 4:40:31 PM EDT
[#3]
G17
12/25/2004 4:40:32 PM EDT
[#4]
Lightning bolts from his hands.
12/25/2004 4:40:49 PM EDT
[#5]
They didn't have firearms when that man lived.
12/25/2004 4:42:24 PM EDT
[#6]
Well, considering the 1911 has saved more American soldiers lives than any other sidearm...

I think it's obvious.  
12/25/2004 4:53:28 PM EDT
[#7]
12/25/2004 4:54:32 PM EDT
[#8]
Kimber .45
12/25/2004 5:02:02 PM EDT
[#9]
takest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch...
12/25/2004 5:46:55 PM EDT
[#10]
[Homer] When I hold this gun in my hand I get this increadable feeling of power.  Like what God must feel when He is holding a gun. [/Homer]
12/25/2004 5:47:57 PM EDT
[#11]
1911 in .45
12/25/2004 5:50:15 PM EDT
[#12]
Everybody knows Jesus shoots fireballs from his eyes and bolts of lightning from his arse.
12/25/2004 5:51:31 PM EDT
[#13]
I'm pretty sure a Man of his stature would not need a gun...but if he had to pack heat he would go with a 1911 45ACP.
12/25/2004 5:54:54 PM EDT
[#14]
A Lightsaber?
12/25/2004 6:01:02 PM EDT
[#15]

Quoted:
1911 in .45 ACP.  After all he had a hand in designing it.




Wasn't that John Moses Browning??
12/25/2004 6:03:21 PM EDT
[#16]
Besides... Wouldn't Jesus carry something UberCool? Like an AR pistol with a beta c mag? Perhaps dual Desert Eagles? (they were developed in his neck of the woods) in a .50 AE? All just because he could.

ETA: Maybe a nail gun? He was a carpenter.

12/25/2004 6:04:05 PM EDT
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12/25/2004 6:04:35 PM EDT
[#18]

Quoted:

Quoted:
1911 in .45 ACP.  After all he had a hand in designing it.




Wasn't that John Moses Browning??



Yeah, but who told Moses what to do and how to do it?

As for what gun Jesus would carry, he wouldn't carry any. His life would never be in danger until and unless God deemed it necessary. As for anyone who attacked one of his followers, the disciples were quite adept at protecting themselves and lopping off ears. They would definitely be proud to carry Colt 1911 .45ACPs, CZ-75B's, and some Jericho 9mm to honor the nation of Israel.
12/25/2004 6:07:29 PM EDT
[#19]
Naw, I'd say twin S&W 500's with 3" barrels and +P+ loads.  After all, only God could handle that kind of recoil!
12/25/2004 6:17:08 PM EDT
[#20]
Two .45s and a Mac-10
12/25/2004 6:18:20 PM EDT
[#21]
Jesus would carry a 9mm, why you ask, because if anyone could get a oneshot stop with a 9, it would be Jesus