Posted: 7/9/2012 5:02:04 AM EDT
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Perusing Cracked.com, and following links, I found this gem.
I can't believe that this is real, but it appears that it is. Pooprints You wake up, head downstairs and run out the door to grab the morning paper. You feel a squish under your loafer and realize that once again, some inconsiderate douchebag allowed their filthy mutt to defecate on your lawn. You might be thinking, "If only I could get my hands on that person. Like if I could, I don't know, do a CSI-style exam on the dogshit to prove it was them. Then I'd know who to confront, and that my life had lost all meaning."
... Wait a second. Why in the world would you voluntarily enter your own dog into such a database? Isn't this service to track down the neglectful free-shitters? Well, ask Deborah Violette. She owns an apartment complex in New Hampshire and was apparently really tired of putting up with everyone's shit. Or ... everyone's dog's shit, to be more specific. She now requires everyone who owns a dog in the Timberwood Commons apartment complex to submit to a doggie DNA test so that if she finds crap on the lawn, she can gather it up and send it off to be examined by a room full of lab technicians who almost surely drink themselves to sleep every night. I can't wait to see the ARFCOM debate on this.... |
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I sort of like the idea.
Had a neighbor move with is puppy, two days later the apartment manager with some preggo sow and her kids want me to clean dog shit up... Not my dog not my problem, seems skank o preg got tired of her little ones coming in covered in shit after running around outside. |
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What if it's the neighbor and not the neighbors dog taking a dump in your yard? Then your problems just got exponentially worse. If she's not too obese or too unattractive, I'd be perfectly happy to get a chair and a beer and enjoy the impromptu performance art. If it's a guy, then you're in the X-ring. |
