Posted: 1/19/2008 5:52:59 PM EDT
Never under any circumstances jokingly 'ask' a girl to move in with you during a period of time when jokes are being exchanged, they will take it seriously.  |
Fool!  Girls hear what they want to hear. You might have thought it was a joke...but not in her mind. Remember, they don't process information like men do. There is no logic in their heads...because as a noted professor of linguistics once said, "...their heads are full of cotton, hay and rags!" 
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+ I can even count that high!! |
She's not big, she loves to clean and she hasn't shown any signs of craziness (yet). Maybe this isn't so bad after all. |
Bet you feel like doing that now huh? 
Who knows... Just keep your finances private and separate.  Its like renting pie. |
Realistically, I don't know what more you're hoping for. |
Women never show signs of craziness early on. The wackiness doesn't emerge until later. |
If she is a good cook, that could be overlooked. This has to be the first thread of this type in years that hasn't been plagued with that "pics or it didn't happen bullshit." |
Have her pop out a kid and then the craziness is upon you like a plague of locusts... |
How does she feel about firearms????? |
I nominate this for the "Wise Words of the Week (tm)" |
So she's young, she sucks dick, she's not heavy, she cooks and cleans, she doesn't have a problem with your guns and you're complaining? She can move in with me if you want to be rid of here. I'll even pay for her bus ticket. |
You are not kidding. I thought she was playing along, then I realized she was serious and before I had a chance to tell her she had to go because she has to work in the morning. Oh yeah, here's an "artsy" one.   She does smile. |