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2/29/2016 8:32:15 PM EDT
No more clean carpet. My son turned 1 on the 27th, today he figured out how to take off this diaper.

Fuck

Oh, he has been walking for 3 months now
2/29/2016 8:33:09 PM EDT
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Blame it on the dog.
2/29/2016 8:33:41 PM EDT
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We have tile but the micro fiber couch is another story. Thank god it's micro fiber.
2/29/2016 8:35:15 PM EDT
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2/29/2016 8:35:58 PM EDT
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2/29/2016 8:36:26 PM EDT
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I hear he doesn't clean it, his couch and kids poop is the same shade brown
2/29/2016 8:36:31 PM EDT
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POOP THREAD!!!!!11!!!
2/29/2016 8:36:36 PM EDT
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2/29/2016 8:37:19 PM EDT
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Good luck; don't miss those days.
2/29/2016 8:37:46 PM EDT
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Ours takes his diaper off in the crib, but thankfully hes easily amused in the living room.
2/29/2016 8:38:04 PM EDT
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Nailed it.
2/29/2016 8:38:37 PM EDT
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Poopy diaper + kitchen garbage + dog = mess.  Let me tell ya
2/29/2016 8:38:46 PM EDT
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How do you clean MF?  Water or do you use soap etc...
 

I hear he doesn't clean it, his couch and kids poop is the same shade brown


I told you to watch where you sit, but noooooo...
2/29/2016 8:41:04 PM EDT
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Your world will end with the first lego set you get him.

Make a choice:

Art school or Engineering

2/29/2016 8:41:58 PM EDT
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poop thread
2/29/2016 8:42:58 PM EDT
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*s.n.o.r.t.*
2/29/2016 8:49:42 PM EDT
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Those $150-$200 carpet cleaners work pretty good with the Hoover Clean Plus carpet shampoo.

(maybe it was $250, I forget.  Whatever, its cheaper than carpet and rugs)
3/1/2016 3:17:23 AM EDT
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duct tape   ....in a few months baby will counter with a razor knife.
3/1/2016 3:30:58 AM EDT
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This little fucker has been my good friend.

Between the cats and the kid, it's put it's job in handsomely.



Bissell Spotclean Pro at Amazon
3/1/2016 3:33:43 AM EDT
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One?



Wait until he's 2... or 8...



Best get used to it.




3/1/2016 3:42:13 AM EDT
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My firstborn woke up slightly before me after we'd both gone down for a nap (he'd been up all night).

He proceeded to remove his diaper in protest and fling poo like a monkey into the four winds, from the railings of his crib.

I scrubbed poo off the ceiling.  
3/1/2016 3:46:32 AM EDT
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No more clean carpet. My son turned 1 on the 27th, today he figured out how to take off this diaper.

Fuck

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My son will be 2 in 20 days NEVER had this happen. I just leave pants in the dude.
3/1/2016 4:34:18 AM EDT
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My four year old told my wife (teacher, no pics) about a octahedron.  She had to look it up.


So did I

He also started shitting in the toilet in the same month.  Can't figure him out.
3/1/2016 4:40:32 AM EDT
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This little fucker has been my good friend.



Between the cats and the kid, it's put it's job in handsomely.



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Bissell Spotclean Pro at Amazon
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I hate those about as much as I hate the commie cock sucker bernie sanders. They leave so much solution behind and foams up when the people finally decide to get it cleaned professionally



First pass









3/1/2016 5:23:27 AM EDT
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Duct tape. It works to keep diapers on. Then you can show pics later on the big screen.
3/1/2016 5:32:43 AM EDT
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Hardwood floors
3/1/2016 5:35:20 AM EDT
[#26]
Carpets are bad and dangerous for everybody. Bad for lungs and sinuses.



Get rid of them.
3/1/2016 7:46:09 AM EDT
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Just before our daughter was born my wife was "Nesting" making the house right for our child.
Part of her "Nesting" demands was a snow white carpet for the living room.

Needless to say the white carpet was not the best of ideas.
3/1/2016 7:49:19 AM EDT
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3/1/2016 8:03:36 AM EDT
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Doesn't sound too bad.  My youngest child woke me up one day to a shitcano, encompassing every carpeted room in the house.  We steam cleaned the next day.
3/1/2016 8:05:49 AM EDT
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Kids = carpet/furniture ruined. You will remodel after they are 14 maybe. Wear and tear my friend. Been in my home 13 yrs, just starting to remodel. They actually wore out a dining room set, seriously. The jump on couches, hang off the arms of chairs, slam dining chairs into the table a million times. I amazing, they're like hogs trashing a forrest and worth every penny
3/1/2016 8:37:34 AM EDT
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Oh yeah, it gets worse. Enjoy it while it lasts, our son is a Marine and not heard from him in a month.

I miss him breaking my shit, getting drunk, wiping out the groceries, etc. etc.
3/1/2016 9:21:45 AM EDT
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My buddy at work has taken to duct taping his kids diapers to keep him from pulling them off.