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6/30/2008 10:44:41 AM EDT
There is a debate going on between me and Foxy and Drew and Opus,

Would you rather be a Werewolf or a Vampire? And why?

Obviously you'd probably rather shoot a werewolf or vampire if you saw one, and i totally respect that, but if you had to choose...
6/30/2008 10:45:33 AM EDT
[#1]
vamp
6/30/2008 10:46:13 AM EDT
[#2]
Vampire.

At least you know what you are and when.
6/30/2008 10:47:10 AM EDT
[#3]
Werewolves are cooler but vampires always get the chicks. Toough call really but I guess I'd have to go Vampire.
6/30/2008 10:47:13 AM EDT
[#4]
Vampire
6/30/2008 10:48:02 AM EDT
[#5]
Vampire.  
Werewolves are too damn close to furries for comfort.
However, only thing worse then a yiffing werewolf is an effeminate Anne Rice vampire.
6/30/2008 10:48:04 AM EDT
[#6]

Quoted:
Vampire.

At least you know what you are and when.
FTMFW!
6/30/2008 10:48:40 AM EDT
[#7]
Vampire.


Sun is way overrated.
6/30/2008 10:48:59 AM EDT
[#8]
Vampire, cuz seducing young hot chicks for their blood will be fun
6/30/2008 10:49:17 AM EDT
[#9]

Quoted:
Werewolves are cooler but vampires always get the chicks. Toough call really but I guess I'd have to go Vampire.


+1.  Vampires are always rich guys with hot-looking wives who live in expensive mountain castles.
6/30/2008 10:50:23 AM EDT
[#10]
Vampire - it looks like the wolfie transition is painful - & could you imagine the "My wife just waxed my back" thread if I was a werewolf?
6/30/2008 10:52:29 AM EDT
[#11]

Quoted:
Vampire - it looks like the wolfie transition is painful - & could you imagine the "My wife just waxed my back" thread if I was a werewolf?
6/30/2008 10:52:50 AM EDT
[#12]

Quoted:
Vampire - it looks like the wolfie transition is painful - & could you imagine the "My wife just waxed my back" thread if I was a werewolf?


Wouldn't be half as bad as the "Dumb wife cooked with garlic -- AGAIN!  Should I eject?" threads from the vampires.  
6/30/2008 10:55:20 AM EDT
[#13]
Vampire all the way.

Practically immortal would be interesting.  I'm sure you'd have down decades or even centuries but it's not like you don't have the time.

I like the night life
I got to boogie...


The unpredictability of lycanthropy would suck, IMO.
6/30/2008 10:55:54 AM EDT
[#14]
Vampire.  At least you maintain control of yourself.  Most werewolfs don't seem to remember wtf happens when they are changed.
6/30/2008 10:57:28 AM EDT
[#15]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Vampire - it looks like the wolfie transition is painful - & could you imagine the "My wife just waxed my back" thread if I was a werewolf?


Wouldn't be half as bad as the "Dumb wife cooked with garlic -- AGAIN!  Should I eject?" threads from the vampires.  

Yea, I like Italian food to much. Werewolf for me
6/30/2008 10:58:12 AM EDT
[#16]
vampire
6/30/2008 10:58:28 AM EDT
[#17]
Vampire.  I look really good in black.  although I probably would have to die my blonde hair black.  Ever seen a blonde vampire?

hmm..I guess that little girl in the Tom Cruise Vampire movie huh?

Even so.  Fur just isn't me.
6/30/2008 11:04:09 AM EDT
[#18]
Now it is time for Foxy to show pics of her in both Vanmpire attire and Weewolf attire.
6/30/2008 11:05:28 AM EDT
[#19]
Vampire.

1. I don't really see a lot of drawbacks to the whole immortal thing.
2. Places like Chicago and New York give you a readily available blood supply with little or no danger.
6/30/2008 11:06:45 AM EDT
[#20]
Vampire, the chics are hot and they always seem to have a lot of money and orgies.
6/30/2008 11:10:24 AM EDT
[#21]
Vamp. Live forever, able to fly, totally in control and could still get lots of pie.
6/30/2008 11:11:39 AM EDT
[#22]
  Vampire of course.

  I couldn't be a Werewolf. Have you seen the TV show with all the dog groomers competing for a prize. I couldn't in good conscience let a homo trim the hair on my junk.



6/30/2008 11:12:02 AM EDT
[#23]

Quoted:
Vampire, cuz seducing young hot chicks for their blood will be fun
+1
6/30/2008 11:15:05 AM EDT
[#24]

Quoted:
Vampire.  I look really good in black.  although I probably would have to die my blonde hair black.  Ever seen a blonde vampire?

hmm..I guess that little girl in the Tom Cruise Vampire movie huh?

Even so.  Fur just isn't me.


Lot's of blonde vampires, check out the movie Underworld.
6/30/2008 11:15:19 AM EDT
[#25]






Werewolves are so much cooler when they're Nazis armed with Mauser c96's with ridiculously long barrels.






Besides, if you can believe Anne Rice, pretty much every vampire who ever lived is gay.
6/30/2008 11:16:03 AM EDT
[#26]
6/30/2008 11:16:55 AM EDT
[#27]

Quoted:
Vampire - it looks like the wolfie transition is painful - & could you imagine the "My wife just waxed my back" thread if I was a werewolf?


You owe me a new keyboard!
6/30/2008 11:18:28 AM EDT
[#28]
Vampire, the whole part about losing control while being a werewolf and not knowing what you are doing or why would be a killer.

I like to be in control, and who needs the sun anyway... I work mids all the time already...  
6/30/2008 11:20:15 AM EDT
[#29]
A note: The whole "I turn into a werewolf on the full moon and don't have any control over myself or remember what I did" thing is a convention of the 20th century. In most folklore about werewolves, going back hundreds of years, the transition from wolf to man was done WILLINGLY and they were in full control of themselves; the reason for the transformation wasn't because they got bit by a werewolf, but because they either deliberately engaged in a magic ritual to become a werewolf to gain power or because they were so savage and beastial that they just naturally became one. The association with the full moon isn't that they automatically transform to a wolf whether they want to or not, it's simply that their powers are far greater during the full moon than any other time of the month.

Also, the whole "silver bullets kill werewolves" thing is a horrible 20th century confusion over old folk tales stating that werewolves can be killed by quicksilver, otherwise known as mercury. Of course, since mercury will kill normal people too, that's not a good test to determine if someone is a werewolf. And since mercury is also liquid at room temperature, they make pretty poor bullets.
6/30/2008 11:21:01 AM EDT
[#30]
Vampire - they have the hot chicas


6/30/2008 11:23:43 AM EDT
[#31]
I'm going with werewolf - I usually have no clue what happens to me on the full moon (or any other moon for that matter ), so I won't be missing much, and I still get to snack on helpless vampy chicysnax during the day
6/30/2008 11:25:18 AM EDT
[#32]
I voted vampire, assuming we're talking something like "Underworld" or "Blade" vampires, or hell, even "Interview with The Vampire" vampires.  The type that go out and hunt.  But if it's like "Nosferatu" or something where you stay in a castle up in the mountains and periodically terrorize a small village of farmers... Eh, keep that mess.

Actually, even then I'd probably still go with vampire.  You're a vampire ever night, but you're only a werewolf every full moon.

_MaH
6/30/2008 11:29:47 AM EDT
[#33]



I'll have to go with vampire also. Besides werewolf chicks be a bit too hairy...



...




6/30/2008 11:30:35 AM EDT
[#34]
Vampire is prettier and has more control.
6/30/2008 11:31:13 AM EDT
[#35]
And arfcom proves me right once again.
6/30/2008 11:31:49 AM EDT
[#36]
It's a no brainer.........

Vampire:  Gets the women and lives forever, low risk for melanoma.

Werewolf: Hides in the bushes, ticks and fleas.

6/30/2008 11:32:16 AM EDT
[#37]

Quoted:
Vampire - they have the hot chicas


i271.photobucket.com/albums/jj153/huntersaim/Misc/2006_underworld.jpg


Fuck, i wouldn't mind her biting me
6/30/2008 11:33:47 AM EDT
[#38]
Vampire. I could go back to IT and no one would think twice about pale skin, weird eating habits, and dead looking eyes.
6/30/2008 11:37:43 AM EDT
[#39]
You guys are so lame. Werewolves are so much cooler! You are completely in control of yourself as a werewolf- especially if your using underworld as a reference.
The chicks aren't hairy in human form anyway, and it's all about giving in to your more animal instincts.
Besides, Vampire are so jipped anyway, do you know how long the days are now?
Who needs immortality when I can just age slowly and be a sexy beast!
6/30/2008 11:39:29 AM EDT
[#40]

Quoted:
It's a no brainer.........

Vampire:  Gets the women and lives forever, low risk for melanoma.

Werewolf: Hides in the bushes, ticks and fleas.





Besides, in one of the Blade flicks the bad guy used heavy sunscreen and dark shades to get around that whole "no sun" thing. You could also go with the motorcycle appairal with helmat and tinted visor.
6/30/2008 11:40:38 AM EDT
[#41]
Vampire because:
You can make yourself look human even when your not
You can seduce hot chicks
You don't get fleas
You can fly depending on who's version you are
You are very strong
6/30/2008 11:48:49 AM EDT
[#42]
It depends. Vamps are cool and have cool powers but they are also DEAD or undead. That means you probably would not be able to get it up anymore. Unless you had a stiffy when you got bit and rigamortis sets in.
So I guess I would go with Werewolf so I could still chase the bitches like the dog I am.
6/30/2008 11:48:58 AM EDT
[#43]
Vamp.  But then again I got Romanian ancestry.

I cannot go Werewolf.  Fleas, ticks, fire hydrants - not to mention that gunfire would be painfully loud with those ears.  Think someone makes electronic hearing protection for dogs?
6/30/2008 11:59:23 AM EDT
[#44]
vampire's always have hot chicks around and they live forever

plus then i could sleep all day long and nobody would bitch at me

for still being in bed at like 2 in the afternoon
6/30/2008 11:59:30 AM EDT
[#45]

Quoted:
You guys are so lame. Werewolves are so much cooler! You are completely in control of yourself as a werewolf- especially if your using underworld as a reference.
The chicks aren't hairy in human form anyway, and it's all about giving in to your more animal instincts.
Besides, Vampire are so jipped anyway, do you know how long the days are now?
Who needs immortality when I can just age slowly and be a sexy beast!


i think vamps have a good rap. i mean unlike werewolves they can blend in at evening events.  that makes the thrill of the hunt more fun.  i mean come one a wolf is gonna stalk their prey.  which is pretty damn cool. but a vamp gets to get in and select their prey. entice them. i mean come on a single night at a decent club would be a buffet table for them.  the wolf would have a terrible time keeping it low key.  i think all in all.  you couldn't go wrong either way really.  
6/30/2008 1:34:47 PM EDT
[#46]
Werewolf music video

Vampire music video
6/30/2008 2:18:42 PM EDT
[#47]

Quoted:
It depends. Vamps are cool and have cool powers but they are also DEAD or undead. That means you probably would not be able to get it up anymore. Unless you had a stiffy when you got bit and rigamortis sets in.
So I guess I would go with Werewolf so I could still chase the bitches like the dog I am.


Might be able to get chicks, but no nookie.  But in the Anne Rice version of Vampires, sucking their blood is supposed to be better than sex.  Gamble there.  

The drawback with a Vampire was the immortality, and not being able to really connect with anyone - loneliness at infinity.

What's the lifespan of a Werewolf?
6/30/2008 2:20:35 PM EDT
[#48]
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Quoted:
Werewolf music video

Vampire music video



Now here's a real werewolf video!

Rammstein "Du Riechst So Gut"
6/30/2008 2:24:11 PM EDT
[#49]

Quoted:
Vampire - they have the hot chicas


i271.photobucket.com/albums/jj153/huntersaim/Misc/2006_underworld.jpg


+1

I say vampire.
6/30/2008 2:26:28 PM EDT
[#50]
height=8
Quoted:
height=8
Quoted:
It depends. Vamps are cool and have cool powers but they are also DEAD or undead. That means you probably would not be able to get it up anymore. Unless you had a stiffy when you got bit and rigamortis sets in.
So I guess I would go with Werewolf so I could still chase the bitches like the dog I am.


Might be able to get chicks, but no nookie.  But in the Anne Rice version of Vampires, sucking their blood is supposed to be better than sex.  Gamble there.  he
What's the lifespan of a Werewolf?


Pretty sure werewolves just age slower- they aren't immortal though
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