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Posted: 9/1/2020 10:14:38 AM EDT

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Just a brass paperweight with four holes cut out to make it easier to carry.

Posted: 9/1/2020 10:15:02 AM EDT

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Forgot to add machete, and hatchet.

Posted: 9/1/2020 10:15:12 AM EDT

[#3]

22oz framing hammer

Posted: 9/1/2020 10:15:56 AM EDT

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Road flares.

Posted: 9/1/2020 10:16:52 AM EDT

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Posted: 9/1/2020 10:19:47 AM EDT

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Just as a PSA, this tool will help you change a flat much quicker so you aren't an Auntifa target

Aids in quick removal of lug nuts.

Posted: 9/1/2020 10:21:18 AM EDT

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road flares & fire extinguisher to putum out.

Posted: 9/1/2020 10:23:34 AM EDT

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24 inch torque wrench with a socket on it. One good hit with that and it's velcro shoes and coloring books for Christmas.

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LMAO

Posted: 9/1/2020 10:25:39 AM EDT

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Harbor freight breaker bar with a 17mm socket on the end...for the lug nuts.

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My nuts are 22mm. Whatcha driving?

Posted: 9/1/2020 10:25:42 AM EDT

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Iron cross 1/4 plate bumper on a 6000lb truck. No need to get out

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I like your style and wish to subscribe to your newsletter.

Posted: 9/1/2020 10:27:31 AM EDT

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My truck is the "totally not a weapon". Why get out if you don't have to?

Posted: 9/1/2020 10:30:12 AM EDT

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I used to be in the trades, ironworker, I routinely carried a 1'6" nail puller bar under my driver's seat. I also had a two and half foot crowbar in my trunk.

Posted: 9/1/2020 10:32:52 AM EDT

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Cold Steel shovel, sharp as an axe and useful for...shoveling things.

$14 to $20

https://pics.knifecenter.com/knifecenter/coldsteel/images/CS92SF_1.jpg

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good choice, one of the prime trench weapons during WWI.

Posted: 9/1/2020 10:32:55 AM EDT

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My recovery kit in my truck has an E-Tool and a Fiskars x17 (23”) axe.

Posted: 9/1/2020 10:34:01 AM EDT

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Cold Steel Gladius (it's just a machete... honest)

Large can of wasp spray (for pest control... seriously)

Small baseball bat (game on!)

EDC with extra mags (game on! ...again) Not a weapon, it's a device that maintains and enhances FREEDOM and LIBERTY.

An ogre (me)

Not out to hurt anyone unless they FAFO!

*FREE KYLE*

Posted: 9/1/2020 10:34:49 AM EDT

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Hornet spray, the long distance kind for going after nests. Hornets are bad.

Posted: 9/1/2020 10:37:47 AM EDT

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Hornet spray, the long distance kind for going after nests. Hornets are bad.

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exactly

Posted: 9/1/2020 10:38:57 AM EDT

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My inconveniently large male genitalia.

Posted: 9/1/2020 10:38:59 AM EDT

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Why would anyone carry something that's "not a weapon" instead of a gun?

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They might have to enter a facility that allows no guns and searches vehicles.

Of course everyone in GD is independently wealthy and would never stoop so low as to work for another person.

Posted: 9/1/2020 10:39:19 AM EDT

[#20]

East German E Tool and a flashlight..

Posted: 9/1/2020 10:39:33 AM EDT

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In before guardrail nut tied to 550 cord.

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Careful with that one. Slungshots are illegal in some states, including FL. I like the HF 25" breaker bar. Legal in all states.

Posted: 9/1/2020 10:39:54 AM EDT

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glock

Posted: 9/1/2020 10:40:36 AM EDT

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"Spetnaz Shovel" (A.K.A. Old Style E-Tool)...

Sharp as a Razor and Hard as a Hammer...

Actually a Very versatile weapon...

and it is nothing more than "Just A Shovel" for digging out my 4wd at the beach so no issues having in in my truck ...

Of course a Gun is better 99% of the time, but for those "No Guns Allowed" times & places, it would make an Antifa goon into the Black Knight pretty quickly...

Posted: 9/1/2020 10:42:27 AM EDT

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Golf clubs in the car, my mallet putter would be my go-to given it has a favorable weight to length ratio and is spiked on the back end.

In the truck the best improvised weapon would be a 24 inch breaker bar like several people have already posted.

Posted: 9/1/2020 10:51:08 AM EDT

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no you don't.

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My hands. I do need to register them as deadly weapons in 12 states, though.

no you don't.

Actually I'm pretty sure I've seen him mention that in other threads too.

Posted: 9/1/2020 10:57:05 AM EDT

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Old school E-tool

Posted: 9/1/2020 11:02:06 AM EDT

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My nuts are 22mm. Whatcha driving?

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Harbor freight breaker bar with a 17mm socket on the end...for the lug nuts.

My nuts are 22mm. Whatcha driving?

It’s in my ‘01 Corolla POS daily driver. I’m in and out of company-owned property a lot, so it’s about all I can get away with as far as a weapon is concerned.

22mm? My ‘03 Expedition is 21mm if I remember correctly, but I seldom drive it.

Posted: 9/1/2020 11:04:16 AM EDT

[#28]

3-4' piece of heavy wall heater hose.

Posted: 9/1/2020 11:07:31 AM EDT

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Glock 43

Posted: 9/1/2020 11:16:58 AM EDT

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Posted: 9/1/2020 11:18:45 AM EDT

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I normally have the G-20 with me..but I did have these laying in the back floorboard the last couple of years, just pulled them out last weekend...24" of MAC prybar X2 for dual wielding...

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Posted: 9/1/2020 11:21:11 AM EDT

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I'm a Rambo because I choose not to use melee weapons? Ok.

In all seriousness, defense of my family comes first so get the fuck out of ny. Keeping them fed is also my job, so if that wasn't possible, I'd do what was necessary. Maybe you are already doing that and are smart enough not to advertise it.

Posted: 9/1/2020 11:25:14 AM EDT

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Soviet surplus wood handled entrenching shovel, you know in case you need to dig your car out or shovel dirt onto a small fire. Two edges have been sharpened to allow chopping a tree limb or something.

Posted: 9/1/2020 11:28:46 AM EDT

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A “Tire Checker” is always a good choice. Short bat with metal end

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Illegal in his state

Posted: 9/1/2020 11:30:22 AM EDT

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A Pummel Pipe. I actually usually use it when I have to open the hood, since my struts don't hold it up anymore. I can happily demonstrate its use in this activity, and even show the marks in the insulation/engine compartment from past use.

Posted: 9/1/2020 11:31:06 AM EDT

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1" ball bearing in 550 cord(monkey's fist) and a long handle claw hammer(framers).

I also have a hatchet for when I go camping. It always stays in my vehicle.

Posted: 9/1/2020 11:32:14 AM EDT

[#37]

Giant wrench.

Posted: 9/1/2020 11:32:20 AM EDT

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Why would anyone carry something that's "not a weapon" instead of a gun?

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Because my frequent trips to my in-laws take me through The People's Republic of New York and Ontario, Canuckistan. Things that go bang are not really an option for me.

Posted: 9/1/2020 11:33:41 AM EDT

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Posted: 9/1/2020 11:33:57 AM EDT

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A pair of “soiled” tighty whiteys on a long stick.

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Nice.

If you were to wear it on your face would it stop COVID?

Posted: 9/1/2020 11:34:18 AM EDT

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Just as a PSA, this tool will help you change a flat much quicker so you aren't an Auntifa target
https://www.harborfreight.com/media/catalog/product/6/2/62729_zzz_500_1_.jpg

Aids in quick removal of lug nuts.

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"Sir, why did you grab the breaker?"
"I needed to change my tire."
"I'm literally holding the cordless impact wrench you had next to the spare tire."
"I needed to change my tire... and for other lawful purposes?"

Posted: 9/1/2020 11:36:28 AM EDT

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yeah yeah yeah we know you tier one rambos are geared to the hilt, but for the incognito crew without 2A rights in Commiestan, what do you keep close by that has a bit of plausible deniability?

I myself keep my M18 chainsaw with a 12 amp battery. You know, for de-limbing. De-limbing trees and stuff. coughcough.

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Years ago, just after The Texas Chainsaw Massacre came out a UNC student dressed up like Leatherface for Halloween and went running down Franklin Street with a running chainsaw that he'd removed the chain from. You really couldn't tell... He came inches from getting ventilated by the Chapel Hill police.

Nevertheless, it made a definite impression on a lot of people. As in, a huge crowd was assholes and elbows getting the Hell out of that guy's way. Good persuader.

Posted: 9/1/2020 11:36:48 AM EDT

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"Sir, why did you grab the breaker?"
"I needed to change my tire."
"I'm literally holding the cordless impact wrench you had next to the spare tire."
"I needed to change my tire... and for other lawful purposes?"

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Cordless impact not powerful enough, had to break loose the lug nuts first...