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3/26/2016 9:31:05 AM EDT


3/26/2016 9:32:17 AM EDT
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Mechanical frog grabber.

Used them in Louisiana for many decades due to a law forbidding you to break the skin on frogs when harvesting them. That law has since been changed.
3/26/2016 9:32:36 AM EDT
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vasectomy tool
3/26/2016 9:36:24 AM EDT
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Mechanical frog grabber.

Used them in Louisiana for many decades due to a law forbidding you to break the skin on frogs when harvesting them. That law has since been changed.
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I'll be damned, I thought he as joking.

Also, FAIL, you aren't supposed to post the real answer on the first page.
3/26/2016 9:37:53 AM EDT
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cool

ebaY
3/26/2016 9:38:07 AM EDT
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Fuck that shit
3/26/2016 9:38:29 AM EDT
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Mechanical frog grabber.

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I am pretty sure there is a COC rule that says Dikfer and Henway must be posted before the real identity of the item is posted.
3/26/2016 9:39:19 AM EDT
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Used them in Louisiana for many decades due to a law forbidding you to break the skin on frogs when harvesting them. That law has since been changed.
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I used to remember when gigging was illegal.
3/26/2016 9:39:21 AM EDT
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I'll be damned, I thought he as joking.

Also, FAIL, you aren't supposed to post the real answer on the first page.
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Mechanical frog grabber.

Used them in Louisiana for many decades due to a law forbidding you to break the skin on frogs when harvesting them. That law has since been changed.


I'll be damned, I thought he as joking.

Also, FAIL, you aren't supposed to post the real answer on the first page.

Another FPNI. The accuracy of this one really raises the bar.

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3/26/2016 9:41:54 AM EDT
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I don't know which is more entertaining...the fact that there is such a thing as a mechanical frog grabber, or the fact that the first poster knew what it was.  



God, I love this place!  

3/26/2016 9:42:33 AM EDT
[#10]
Castration
3/26/2016 9:43:32 AM EDT
[#11]
Somali castrator
3/26/2016 9:43:34 AM EDT
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I'll be damned, I thought he as joking.

Also, FAIL, you aren't supposed to post the real answer on the first page.
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Mechanical frog grabber.

Used them in Louisiana for many decades due to a law forbidding you to break the skin on frogs when harvesting them. That law has since been changed.


I'll be damned, I thought he as joking.

Also, FAIL, you aren't supposed to post the real answer on the first page.



looks like this model has the optional clit tickler installed.
3/26/2016 9:47:18 AM EDT
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I used to remember when gigging was illegal.
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Mechanical frog grabber.



Used them in Louisiana for many decades due to a law forbidding you to break the skin on frogs when harvesting them. That law has since been changed.


I used to remember when gigging was illegal.




 



So you don't remember that anymore?
3/26/2016 9:51:14 AM EDT
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Mechanical fish gaff..





3/26/2016 9:56:51 AM EDT
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Mechanical frog grabber.

Used them in Louisiana for many decades due to a law forbidding you to break the skin on frogs when harvesting them. That law has since been changed.

I used to remember when gigging was illegal.

 

So you don't remember that anymore?

Not clearly
3/26/2016 10:02:57 AM EDT
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Mechanical frog grabber.



Used them in Louisiana for many decades due to a law forbidding you to break the skin on frogs when harvesting them. That law has since been changed.


I used to remember when gigging was illegal.


 



So you don't remember that anymore?



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I'm in the same spot, but I can't remember any examples.
3/26/2016 10:05:05 AM EDT
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Whatever it is, it looks painful.
3/26/2016 10:08:09 AM EDT
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I was thinking maybe something to control a tree branch as you were sawing it off with one of those pole saws.
3/26/2016 10:09:11 AM EDT
[#19]
In before dikfer?

No fucking way
3/26/2016 10:11:00 AM EDT
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Thought it was going to be a pic of Ted Cruz...
3/26/2016 10:15:21 AM EDT
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I bet someone will buy it for 100 on ebay if you list it for "sounding".   And no do not google "sounding" porn.  Your life will change and the internet will claim an hour of your time exploring this niche
3/26/2016 10:16:17 AM EDT
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Frogg'n tool.  I used them in the 50s as a kid.  Captured the frog without hurting them(?).  We had BIG ass bullfrogs with monster legs, or maybe I was smaller then.
3/26/2016 10:21:24 AM EDT
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I was literally just talking about one of those Thursday. My buddy didn't believe I used to gig frogs lol.
3/26/2016 10:22:19 AM EDT
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I was gonna post "circumcision tool" but now, fuck that noise.
3/26/2016 10:22:38 AM EDT
[#25]
FP unfortunately NI

There were so many lulz to be had.

3/26/2016 10:24:58 AM EDT
[#26]
Hunh. Interesting
3/26/2016 10:25:04 AM EDT
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Yep.  I have fond memories of frying frog legs with a big group when I was a little kid in the 80's.
3/26/2016 10:26:11 AM EDT
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FPNI. Damn that was fast!
3/26/2016 10:26:46 AM EDT
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That is what Hussein uses to open his husband's chastity belt, after being given permission of course.
3/26/2016 10:29:11 AM EDT
[#30]
Hilary Clintons sex toy.
3/26/2016 10:34:26 AM EDT
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IS that the fetish where you stick stuff up your dick?

Edit: apparently it is.
3/26/2016 10:48:51 AM EDT
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Mechanical frog grabber.



Used them in Louisiana for many decades due to a law forbidding you to break the skin on frogs when harvesting them. That law has since been changed.
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They are notoriously thin-skinned, it's true.







 
3/26/2016 10:53:14 AM EDT
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Yep.

They will also pinch the crap out of your buddy's butt when he isn't paying attention.
3/26/2016 11:06:10 AM EDT
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I don't know which is more entertaining...the fact that there is such a thing as a mechanical frog grabber, or the fact that the first poster knew what it was.  

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This
3/26/2016 11:15:32 AM EDT
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So you don't  want to break the frog's skin before you cut off his hind legs?  Good thing the little guy was not harmed.  
3/26/2016 11:17:02 AM EDT
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I don't know which is more entertaining...the fact that there is such a thing as a mechanical frog grabber, or the fact that the first poster knew what it was.  

God, I love this place!  
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Agreed.  

3/26/2016 11:18:31 AM EDT
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Thought it was going to be a pic of Ted Cruz...
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Trumpsters are amazing.

And not in a good way.

3/26/2016 11:18:42 AM EDT
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Mechanical frog grabber.

Used them in Louisiana for many decades due to a law forbidding you to break the skin on frogs when harvesting them. That law has since been changed.
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My first impression was "frog gig" of some sort. Odd that it is mechanical and I don't see how that wouldn't break the skin.
3/26/2016 11:22:59 AM EDT
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Not really a tool, but more of a sex toy used in early S&M
3/26/2016 11:26:32 AM EDT
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Mechanical frog grabber.

Used them in Louisiana for many decades due to a law forbidding you to break the skin on frogs when harvesting them. That law has since been changed.

I used to remember when gigging was illegal.

 

So you don't remember that anymore?


I remember when gigging was not illegal

Then you couldn't use barbs

Then it was illegal


Sounds like gig control to me
3/26/2016 11:30:07 AM EDT
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Amazed sometimes, hell, I had no idea what it was, looked like something out of Futureama and Fry's imagination.
3/26/2016 12:10:04 PM EDT
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Ribbiting tale OP.
3/26/2016 12:18:22 PM EDT
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My first impression was "frog gig" of some sort. Odd that it is mechanical and I don't see how that wouldn't break the skin.
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Used them in Louisiana for many decades due to a law forbidding you to break the skin on frogs when harvesting them. That law has since been changed.


My first impression was "frog gig" of some sort. Odd that it is mechanical and I don't see how that wouldn't break the skin.


That one has been modified a bit.  In it's original configuration those pointed ends were lobed and dull.

The story was that the law was passed to prevent spoilage way back before refrigeration and ice chests were common. It carried over until at least the '70s that I know of. Back when I was a teenager in South Louisiana in the '70s we used those and special nets to catch frogs. After I entered the military and moved away, the law was updated to the current status.
3/26/2016 12:21:30 PM EDT
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I've got a couple of those.
3/26/2016 12:22:08 PM EDT
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They are notoriously thin-skinned, it's true.

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Mechanical frog grabber.

Used them in Louisiana for many decades due to a law forbidding you to break the skin on frogs when harvesting them. That law has since been changed.

They are notoriously thin-skinned, it's true.

http://www.grace.edu/newsandevents/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/frenchman-294x300.gif
 


lol
3/26/2016 12:28:11 PM EDT
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lol that's what came to my mind too
3/26/2016 12:29:32 PM EDT
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In before dikfer?

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First post ruined it.

I was going to go for extruding mechanical chastity security device.

My wife catches frogs by hand.  
3/26/2016 12:38:31 PM EDT
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You guys, as always, are all wrong !

It is a Klingon Nose grooming device.
3/26/2016 12:42:40 PM EDT
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IS that the fetish where you stick stuff up your dick?



Edit: apparently it is.
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I bet someone will buy it for 100 on ebay if you list it for "sounding".   And no do not google "sounding" porn.  Your life will change and the internet will claim an hour of your time exploring this niche




IS that the fetish where you stick stuff up your dick?



Edit: apparently it is.
Yep there also is one that has divided by zero with a razor blade and had the ability to move "it" like a tentacle