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Yeah, it sucks.

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love me some gangbang

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I've alway thought that people masterbated into their socks so they could put them back onto their feet when they were done like having some cool cool lotion rubbed on your feet. Maybe this wasn't that common but when I was real tired and my feet were sore I would knock on my brothers door and ask him to jerk off in my socks, then I would jerk off into the same sock using his semen as lube and I would have extra semen in my socks and it was comfy as hell. I miss thoose days I dont have close freinds or anyone to help me make semen socks anymoore.

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I've alway thought that people masterbated into their socks so they could put them back onto their feet when they were done like having some cool cool lotion rubbed on your feet. Maybe this wasn't that common but when I was real tired and my feet were sore I would knock on my brothers door and ask him to jerk off in my socks, then I would jerk off into the same sock using his semen as lube and I would have extra semen in my socks and it was comfy as hell. I miss thoose days I dont have close freinds or anyone to help me make semen socks anymoore.

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I've alway thought that people masterbated into their socks so they could put them back onto their feet when they were done like having some cool cool lotion rubbed on your feet. Maybe this wasn't that common but when I was real tired and my feet were sore I would knock on my brothers door and ask him to jerk off in my socks, then I would jerk off into the same sock using his semen as lube and I would have extra semen in my socks and it was comfy as hell. I miss thoose days I dont have close freinds or anyone to help me make semen socks anymoore.

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Is Hell Exothermic or Endothermic?

As you study for exams, remember its not the quantity it's the quantity. And remember there is no substitute for pure unadulterated bull

Dr. Schambaugh, of the University of Oklahoma School of Chemical Engineering, Final Exam question for May of 1997. Dr. Schambaugh is known for asking questions such as, "why do airplanes fly?" on his final exams. His one and only final exam question in May 1997 for his Momentum, Heat and Mass Transfer II class was: "Is hell exothermic or endothermic? Support your answer with proof."

Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law or some variant. One student, however, wrote the following:

   "First, We postulate that if souls exist, then they must have some mass. If they do, then a mole of souls can also have a mass. So, at what rate are souls moving into hell and at what rate are souls leaving? I think we can safely assume that once a soul gets to hell, it will not leave.

   Therefore, no souls are leaving. As for souls entering hell, let's look at the different religions that exist in the world today. Some of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, then you will go to hell. Since there are more than one of these religions and people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all people and souls go to hell. With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in hell to increase exponentially.

   Now, we look at the rate of change in volume in hell. Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in hell to stay the same, the ratio of the mass of souls and volume needs to stay constant. Two options exist:

      1. If hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter hell, then the temperature and pressure in hell will increase until all hell breaks loose.

      2. If hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until hell freezes over.

   So which is it? If we accept the quote given to me by Theresa Manyan during Freshman year, "that it will be a cold night in hell before I sleep with you" and take into account the fact that I still have NOT succeeded in having sexual relations with her, then Option 2 cannot be true...Thus, hell is exothermic."

The student, Tim Graham, got the only A.

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I've alway thought that people masterbated into their socks so they could put them back onto their feet when they were done like having some cool cool lotion rubbed on your feet. Maybe this wasn't that common but when I was real tired and my feet were sore I would knock on my brothers door and ask him to jerk off in my socks, then I would jerk off into the same sock using his semen as lube and I would have extra semen in my socks and it was comfy as hell. I miss thoose days I dont have close freinds or anyone to help me make semen socks anymoore.

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I've alway thought that people masterbated into their socks so they could put them back onto their feet when they were done like having some cool cool lotion rubbed on your feet. Maybe this wasn't that common but when I was real tired and my feet were sore I would knock on my brothers door and ask him to jerk off in my socks, then I would jerk off into the same sock using his semen as lube and I would have extra semen in my socks and it was comfy as hell. I miss thoose days I dont have close freinds or anyone to help me make semen socks anymoore.

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Are you aware that there are people in this world that have a severe medical condition which causes them to be that way? My mother for instance is one of those people. She is a truck driver that has bad knees and a bad back from driving the truck but you probably do not care about that case either. Oh well I am not one of those people I am 6'4" 245lbs and I exercise every day. I would love to see you say something like to my mother in front of me. Probably never happen? though you are probably just an internet tough guy. I doubt very seriously you would say that to someones face. Just my thought.What do you think. Oh I am sorry you probably do not have a brain. I on the other hand will be happy to buy you a plane ticket to come here and see if you have the nerve to say that to someone I know.

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Barack Hussein Obama elected President of The United States!  

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