[ARCHIVED THREAD] - Whee...lez ex-gf... (Page 1 of 2)
Posted: 2/12/2005 6:11:12 PM EDT
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One of my ex's (Which I turned lesbian  ) wants to come over here tonight and hang out...her GF is out, apparently.When we were going out, she was a 17yo double-jointed gymnast... (I was young and it was legal before all the old farts jump in and scream about immorality and child sex offenses and shit )hmm hmm hmm...this could be interesting.... |
My reply to this absolutly insane post:  Dude, she's wrecked lord knows how many relationships on BOTH sides of the sex barrier...not to mention I've got a pretty good idea that she was sleeping around on me before we broke up I'm not aiming for anything (besides she's kinda...militant...) Still...it could get interesting  |
Dude . . DUde . . . DUUUUUDE! Whiskey Tango Foxtrot, over? You should know better than that! Most of us here are shackled married guys who are trying to live vicariosly through these guys here. Don't spoil it for us. Now, Ed - Removed |
 All of you guys calling my post insane and whatnot are hilarious!How many threads a week do we get about some women who lie and cheat etc? If you want to advocate putting moves on a person already in a relaitonship I hope when you get your own relaitonship going that your sig. other cheats on you. If she's screwed up many past relationships that sucks for her and is her problem. You're in the wrong if you initiate or go along with it again and are not justifying anything. We've got a lot of hypocrites around here. |
Who said anything about putting moves on anyone? Thanks for reading into things Besides, it's more a fuckbuddy than a GF |
You must be a riot at parties. [/Aimless] 
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Hmmm. Interesting ethical issue. I think if a guy wants exclusive sexual access to a woman, he only has a claim on the ethics of other men if (1) she is his fiance'* or (2) she is his wife. Otherwise, she's a girlfriend and you have the same claim to sexual fidelity from her that you have to exclusive beer-drinking conviviality with any given male friend. Homosexuals can't get married. So, I guess the question would be whether they've promised each other a permanent commitment. If they have, stay away; if not, well, fire at will. *(Actual fiance', with a fixed wedding date; not this bullshit I see every day where the couple has 3 kids and have lived together off and on for 5 years and start calling each other "fiance'" because there's no common law marriage anymore and "shackup" is distasteful.) |
Aroooooooo? DUDE! Spill the beans! This should be interesting. BTW - I have seen MANY relationships end or devolve into seriously fucked up over horses. My brother's wife almost left him due to her love of horses (though it apparently was simply a non-sexual love, mind you.) |
If he didnt post that I was |
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Look I know alot of guys think Lezbians are hot and everything. Let me just let you know alot are about as interested in men as you are in Dogs. Sure they are cool to hang out with but you are not going to get a piece 99% of the time. Now this girl and you were an item at one time the gate swings both ways. Heres what you do, Invite her over, put a six back of beer in the fridge. But hide a whole case down in the basement or on the back porch, someplace hidden but kinda kept cold but dont mention you have more beer. (becuase she will think you want to get her drunk) So you crack out the beer sit around talk about old times pull out some old music you guys listened too when you were at that age, And just let the good times roll. See what happens keep your distance but dont make it look like your trying to keep your distance. See what the night brings if she decides you need more beer than a six pack (you got more hidden) If you guys want to rent a movie rent "Threesome". Worked good everytime for me. If you play your cards right you might get some action. If not you had a good time with an old friend talking about the old times. Good luck and dont forget to wrap. Let us know how it went. even if you did not see any action. |
Good points. I try and always remember THESE too.... Relationship stages. #1) Transitory. Where you have ZERO investment in the relationship and really don't care if it works out or not (Drive-thru window clerks, checkers at the grocery store, the kid who pumps your gas...ect). #2) Companionship. Where the ACTIVITY is more important than the person (You want to see a movie and call "A". "A" is busy so you say "Cool" and call "B") #3) Friendship. Where the PERSON is more important than the activity (You want to go to a movie and call "A" but, "A" wants to go golfing. You go golfing because being with "A" is the most important factor) #4) Love. Where you forsake everything "Selfish" in your attempt to maintain a partnership and shared experience with someone you value more than life itself. Sex can happen in any of the four stages and, both of you may or may NOT be in the same stage at the same time 
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That's MY man. Glad I don't have to worry about him hooking up with a lesbo ex.
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I don't have any pics of her anymore... And certainly none with her 'in horse action'. I stopped by her house and just happen to catch her at the wrong time, while she was in the barn with her horse. She was to the side of him, bent over and stuffing herself. I was pretty surprised when I saw her, I turned around and stood outside the door thinking of what I just saw "holy shit, wtf...." - she didn't come out... I think she was too embarrassed. I left after standing there for a minute or two. Since that day we haven't talked much at all, just the occasional hi and bye. |
THAT is more common than one may think. I pity kids with moms with horses as the kids often come second. I'm one of them and I know another guy that refuses to go around them due to that. I have strong issues about letting the wife have one. Sorry for the hijack. |
Trash if for slackers, if you dont want it found burn it |
Oohhhh...NOW I get it. I'd hold the same position if I was in leelaw's shoes. |
Don't get too happy. He had to say it, he knew you were gonna see it!
Yah, a little petroleum jelly to the pie and the raincoat is compromised and you played right into the plans of two fuzz bumpers. Once they get the jiz, they will want your money next. |