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4/22/2011 10:14:06 AM EDT
When will I learn to wear the appropriate PPE for preparing bacon?

Like pants.
4/22/2011 10:15:39 AM EDT
[#1]
what? And remove those scars that will remind you your whole life of that glorious day you cooked bacon? Not sure if you're serious here...
4/22/2011 10:16:55 AM EDT
[#2]
As an alternative to waterboarding, I think terrorists should be forced to cook bacon while naked.
4/22/2011 10:24:00 AM EDT
[#3]
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what? And remove those scars that will remind you your whole life of that glorious day you cooked bacon? Not sure if you're serious here...


How could I have been so foolish? You are a very wise man, sir.
4/22/2011 10:28:42 AM EDT
[#4]
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As an alternative to waterboarding, I think terrorists should be forced to cook bacon while naked.


I think an engineer would refer to that as an elegant solution.
4/22/2011 10:30:16 AM EDT
[#5]
I've cooked it topless and enjoyed it. You're a wussy puff.
4/22/2011 10:30:31 AM EDT
[#6]
My wife cooks the bacon around here...
4/22/2011 10:31:08 AM EDT
[#7]
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I've cooked it topless and enjoyed it. You're a wussy puff.




Only you BES.



4/22/2011 10:31:23 AM EDT
[#8]
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My wife cooks the bacon around here...


but does she do it naked?
4/22/2011 10:33:00 AM EDT
[#9]
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When will I learn to wear the appropriate PPE for preparing bacon?

Like pants.


Dude...

No.

4/22/2011 10:35:45 AM EDT
[#10]
You'll learn. I've still got a bit of a scar on my left forearm from where the tongs I was using slipped and sprung open, splattering me with a nickle sized portion of hot bacon grease.
4/22/2011 10:37:58 AM EDT
[#11]
the best way to cook bacon is Naked...


you will only generally burn it once by having the flame too high




4/22/2011 10:38:28 AM EDT
[#12]
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When will I learn to wear the appropriate PPE for preparing bacon?

Like pants.

Pants?

The only way to tell if your SO loves you is if she will make bacon for you naked
4/22/2011 11:04:55 AM EDT
[#13]
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My wife cooks the bacon around here...


but does she do it naked?


She knows better.
4/22/2011 11:20:40 AM EDT
[#14]
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My wife cooks the bacon around here...


but does she do it naked?


She knows better.


I might be reluctant to become involved with a woman who doesn't possess the sense to wear some clothing while cooking bacon. Men are supposed to be foolish, reckless and short sighted. Those genetic qualities are what kept us  aggressively providing for and protecting our families. Women should be much more thoughtful.
4/22/2011 11:31:39 AM EDT
[#15]
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My wife cooks the bacon around here...


but does she do it naked?


She knows better.


I might be reluctant to become involved with a woman who doesn't possess the sense to wear some clothing while cooking bacon. Men are supposed to be foolish, reckless and short sighted. Those genetic qualities are what kept us  aggressively providing for and protecting our families. Women should be much more thoughtful.


4/22/2011 11:41:51 AM EDT
[#16]
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I've cooked it topless and enjoyed it. You're a wussy puff.


We're going to need a new BOTD thread for that statement alone.

4/22/2011 12:02:53 PM EDT
[#17]
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My wife cooks the bacon around here...


but does she do it naked?


She knows better.


I might be reluctant to become involved with a woman who doesn't possess the sense to wear some clothing while cooking bacon. Men are supposed to be foolish, reckless and short sighted. Those genetic qualities are what kept us  aggressively providing for and protecting our families. Women should be much more thoughtful.




Back off, lady. I'm married.
4/22/2011 12:04:18 PM EDT
[#18]
Quoted:
I've cooked it topless and enjoyed it. You're a wussy puff.


Booby burns are HAWT!!!!!!!!!
4/22/2011 2:37:55 PM EDT
[#19]
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My wife cooks the bacon around here...


but does she do it naked?


She knows better.


I might be reluctant to become involved with a woman who doesn't possess the sense to wear some clothing while cooking bacon. Men are supposed to be foolish, reckless and short sighted. Those genetic qualities are what kept us  aggressively providing for and protecting our families. Women should be much more thoughtful.




Back off, lady. I'm married.


Even if you were single I'm too aggressive and dumb for you.
4/22/2011 2:55:02 PM EDT
[#20]
So your hog got bit by the bacon?
4/22/2011 3:00:56 PM EDT
[#21]
Real men cook bacon naked. It is a test of manhood.
4/22/2011 3:10:50 PM EDT
[#22]
Bacon>pain.  Could be worse, you could not be in pain with no bacon.
4/22/2011 3:15:53 PM EDT
[#23]
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I've cooked it topless and enjoyed it. You're a wussy puff.


Ohh dear, I try not to leg hump but that's quite the mental image.  Your powers are obviously growing!
4/22/2011 3:17:13 PM EDT
[#24]
When I was younger I would actually flip the bacon with my pecker. Lately, not so much.
4/22/2011 3:18:01 PM EDT
[#25]
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When will I learn to wear the appropriate PPE for preparing bacon?

Like pants.


NO white shirts for cooking spaghetti!

4/22/2011 3:24:13 PM EDT
[#26]
I don't mind the burns, they don't hurt much and the pain becomes the spice to the bacon. Making it taste soo much better.
4/22/2011 4:05:27 PM EDT
[#27]


I've got some nasty images from this thread I would like to purge...

4/22/2011 4:16:27 PM EDT
[#28]
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My wife cooks the bacon around here...


but does she do it naked?


She knows better.


I might be reluctant to become involved with a woman who doesn't possess the sense to wear some clothing while cooking bacon. Men are supposed to be foolish, reckless and short sighted. Those genetic qualities are what kept us  aggressively providing for and protecting our families. Women should be much more thoughtful.




Back off, lady. I'm married.


Even if you were single I'm too aggressive and dumb for you.


At least youve got the BBBBG goin for ya
4/23/2011 5:16:07 AM EDT
[#29]
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My wife cooks the bacon around here...


but does she do it naked?


She knows better.


I might be reluctant to become involved with a woman who doesn't possess the sense to wear some clothing while cooking bacon. Men are supposed to be foolish, reckless and short sighted. Those genetic qualities are what kept us  aggressively providing for and protecting our families. Women should be much more thoughtful.




Back off, lady. I'm married.


Even if you were single I'm too aggressive and dumb for you.


At least youve got the BBBBG goin for ya


I do believe in overkill...
4/23/2011 5:21:48 AM EDT
[#30]
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Even if you were single I'm too aggressive and dumb for you.


I only believe half that and I know you aint dumb.
4/23/2011 5:30:28 AM EDT
[#31]
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I've cooked it topless and enjoyed it. You're a wussy puff.


4/23/2011 5:34:49 AM EDT
[#32]
PICS
4/23/2011 7:13:12 AM EDT
[#33]
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Even if you were single I'm too aggressive and dumb for you.


I only believe half that and I know you aint dumb.


This. Little big too. I could go with the ugly, smashed in face, even the bow. But the sheer size is pretty intimidating. You do have a pretty smile.