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Posted: 6/9/2022 12:10:26 PM EDT
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Quoted: Palm oil doesn’t seem to grow at my house what with the sun-zero temps and all, but I’d buy bunny slippers and a hoodie for my slave monkeys. Do you think they’d wander around the neighborhood and get into garbage cans like my daughter’s dog does? Maybe I should get a collie to herd my slave monkeys back into the yard. Well then…. |
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Posted: 6/9/2022 12:11:22 PM EDT
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We got our peepee slapped down here in the south the last time we went down that path.
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Posted: 6/9/2022 12:12:16 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: We got our peepee slapped down here in the south the last time we went down that path. LMAO Spicy. |
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Posted: 6/9/2022 12:12:47 PM EDT
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Where can I order lawn care trained slave monkeys? have any kids?
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Posted: 6/9/2022 12:13:54 PM EDT
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I have teenagers for that. They mow about as well as a slave monkey. I swear they're out there making crop circles some times.
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Posted: 6/9/2022 12:18:13 PM EDT
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Goats?
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Posted: 6/9/2022 12:18:28 PM EDT
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Careful OP or you'll end up like this guy
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Posted: 6/9/2022 12:35:10 PM EDT
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Royal Caribbean has cruises to St. Kitts. Monkeys run that island. Take cruise, sneak monkey back on the boat with you. If you wrap it up in a white towel they will just think it’s one of those towel animals the house keepers made. Just got back from there last week. It’s insane. Cannot grow any crops or gardens because the monkeys will strip them clean. All fresh fruit and vegetables are imported weekly.
They need to import .22 LR and rifles. |
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Posted: 6/9/2022 12:39:03 PM EDT
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Call your local GOPe representative and the Chamber of Commerce. You’re probably too small but they can help with this sort of thing.
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Posted: 6/9/2022 12:42:22 PM EDT
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there are some wild monkees running around in florida. might go down there and try capturing a few...
 These Monkeys Call a Florida Airport Home |
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Posted: 6/9/2022 12:44:07 PM EDT
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Tagged for info.
*Hits F5F5F5 so I don't miss a deal like I did with the Burris scope thread yesterday* |
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Posted: 6/9/2022 1:35:17 PM EDT
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Arfcom does not have a kink subforum.
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Posted: 6/9/2022 1:39:45 PM EDT
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How does one pay a monkey? Would all monkey labor be slave labor? Or can they open checking accounts for a direct deposit?
Can monkeys finance the purchase of a car? A house? Perhaps they can open their own small buinsess? |
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Posted: 6/9/2022 2:11:08 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Royal Caribbean has cruises to St. Kitts. Monkeys run that island. Take cruise, sneak monkey back on the boat with you. If you wrap it up in a white towel they will just think it’s one of those towel animals the house keepers made. Just got back from there last week. It’s insane. Cannot grow any crops or gardens because the monkeys will strip them clean. All fresh fruit and vegetables are imported weekly. They need to import .22 LR and rifles. I won’t settle for less than a barrel of them. And I want delivery. |
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Posted: 6/9/2022 3:13:33 PM EDT
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Years ago, I entertained the idea of training spider monkeys to clean gutters.
Pull up the truck, open the cage, they would swarm the house, climb the drain pipes, and run the roofline, scooping the leaves and debris out of the gutters. Then they would regroup at the truck for their treat, or snort of cocaine, or whatever. I figured you could save a fortune on Worker's Comp, and you could even upcharge clients because their kids would think it was a circus! I even had a name for it: "Monkey Business." |
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Posted: 6/9/2022 5:01:17 PM EDT
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You give up on the 'Tactical Wheelbarrow?'
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Posted: 6/9/2022 5:03:26 PM EDT
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I cut my lawn, you damn dirty ape!
Reported! |
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Posted: 6/9/2022 5:06:36 PM EDT
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Monkey slave labor is so bad even Walmart said "Nope. Not having any part of it"
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Posted: 6/9/2022 5:08:07 PM EDT
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This thread has potential
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Posted: 6/9/2022 5:25:17 PM EDT
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Posted: 6/9/2022 5:28:47 PM EDT
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Posted: 6/9/2022 7:35:32 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Monkey slave labor is so bad even Walmart said "Nope. Not having any part of it" Maybe they learned from the Harvey's department store in downtown Nashville, with it's Monkey Bar. |
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